Beauty and the Geek Quotes
Richard: I don't know what a size zero means! A zero means you don't exist!
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Richard: [About Mindi] She's like me, but she sticks out in certain areas.
Clerk: I would assume so.
Clerk: I would assume so.
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Richard: It's like animal print, like leopard print or cheetah print or whatever it is. It's like Tarzan...she looks like Jane.
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Caitilin: When I walk out of here, I'm gonna feel better than the day I walked in.
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Krystal: When I saw the goggles, I didn't wanna wear them because they're ugly and big and not fashionable.
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Richard: I think that fashion is frivolous. I'd rather read about the Gospel according to Luke.
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Lauren: I don't like numbers, but I like to calculate things...in my cell phone.
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Shawn: [About Caitilin and Chuck's partnership] We all know that Caitilin kinda wears the pants in that relationship.
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Caitilin: I think that up until now, his mom's been buying all of his clothes for him.
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Lauren: [About her date with Richard] It went from an 8 to a 4 to a 2 to a 0 to a negative 6.
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Lauren: [To Richard, about their date] You get a D-. There would not be a second date.
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Chuck: I resisted the temptation to point out that we were 4/7, not 1/2 of the way through, and that having a 1 in 4 chance of winning the prize was contingent upon everyone's chances of winning being equal.
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Richard: You stay tuned, because things are gonna come to a head between Chuck and I.
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Richard: [To a statue, after surviving elimination] Top of the morning to you! How ya doing? Cause I'm doing great.
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Richard: It’s not about winning, it’s about losing to Chuck. I do not want to lose to Chuck.
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Richard: If there was a mountain lion that came after the six of us, I would feed it Chuck. And then I would cower.
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Richard: The closest I’ve ever come to camping is raking the leaves in the fall. And even then, it takes about ten seconds before I need ice water and a sandwich.
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