All Grown Up! Quotes

Lil: (squeals) That boy on my arm would be the ultimate fashion statement!

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Stu: Anyone see Dil?
Didi: He's been staying late at school for science club.
Tommy: Dil's not in science club!
Didi: Yes, but he's the subject of three different experiments.
Stu and Tommy: Oh.

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Stu: Hey champ, these are nice springs. Where you'd get them?
Tommy: Uh...borrowed 'em. (hurries out of the kitchen) Let's go!
[Didi opens the dishwasher, which crashes to the floor. Tommy winces, and Didi taps her foot, frowning at him. Tommy smiles sheepishly.]

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Tommy: The Socks-o-matic sorted correctly almost 98.4% of the time. But...I still can't understand why it doesn't work on Dil's socks.

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Stu: I promised your mom we wouldn't stay up too late.
Tommy: Uh, dad? That was three nights ago.

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Tommy: Mom has one.
Stu: You mean the good silver one she guards like Fort Knox treasure?
Tommy: Yeah, that one.
Stu: We couldn't. Could we?

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Kimi: I've got to admit — Nicholas hanging on your arm does make a statement!
Lil: (fake smiles) Yeah, it says...I'M HANGING WITH A BLITHERING IDIOT!
Kimi: Huh?
Lil: I've decided to drop the spitball project. Instead, I'm doing a case study on Nicholas entitled: The Mind of the Mindless.

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Chuckie: I know what you mean. My dad still hasn't gotten over the day I told him I could button my own shirt.

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Science teacher: (speaking to Tommy about his project) If any kid had entered a masterpiece like this, I would've suspected foul play.

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[Tommy gasps.]
Phil: What?! Did you see somebody naked?

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Angelica: (reading aloud the activities she's signing up for) Seaweed wrap, spa, pedicure, paraffin dip...
Kimi: (reading aloud the activities she's signing up for) Kayaking, mountain biking, hot yoga...
Daniel (Instructor): I need one more victim for the tracker five hike. Anyone interested?
Angelica: As long as I'm signing...
Daniel: Make sure to you wear sturdy hiking boots, travel light — we'll hook up at 5 AM.
[Daniel leaves.]
Angelica: It spent thirteen years in the making, but I finally met the guy who's worthy of my first kiss.
Kimi: You might want to give him the heads up.

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Olivia: It's okay. Hey you're the guy who was spying on me through the telescope.
Tommy: Spying is such a harsh word, I'd prefer to think of it as casual surveillance.

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Chuckie: Phil, can I ask you a personal question?
Phil: Okay, I didn't shower before I got in. But no one takes that rule seriously.
[Lifeguard blows his whistle, Phil stands up and gets hosed by water.]

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Phil: I don't know about her, but I do feel weird around Tommy when he's around Olivia. She's pretty nice though, and she didn't cry when I accidentally hit her in the head with a giant snowball.
Chuckie: That was an accident?
Phil: Okay, I was totally aiming for the head.

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Chuckie: Where have you been all day?
Kimi: When Angelica bailed on her spa appointments, I felt so bad I volunteered to fill in. And you know what? It was the best day of my life!

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Tommy: You know, Chuckie, it's great hanging out with somebody you totally gel with — who makes you laugh and cool.
Chuckie: Thanks, man! I feel the same way!
Tommy: You like Olivia too?
Chuckie: Oh. I thought you meant — never mind.

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Tommy: Olivia tried to kiss me yesterday!
Chuckie: She did? So, what did you do?
Tommy: Oh, what any mature man of the world would do: I smashed a snowball in her face!

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Tommy: So, you think I'm ready for my first kiss?
Chuckie: One of us has to be! And I'm on hold until my braces come off. Let me know if you hear bells. Kimi says you do, but she might just be clowning on me.

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Tommy: I gotta go, I'm sorry I would love to stay for my second, third and if it's not pushing it fourth kiss, but I promised to meet Chuckie for phase three.
Olivia: Go on, get out of here.
Tommmy: And for the record, I like you a lot better than snow.

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Grandpa Boris: Sorry I did an stage-dive in between your number, Suezzle. But an old guy's gotta do, what an old guy's gotta do.
Susie: Actually, the audience loved it so much, (Susie dances) we're booked for the next three weeks! You up for a repeat performance?
[Susie and Grandpa Boris high-five each other.]

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Chuckie: Why couldn't I have a phobia closer to the ground? Like spiders...or zippers! I could repell down...or stay here all night and risk becoming a Chucksicle! (watches as a rock plunges to the depths) Chucksicle it is! (hears wolves howling in the distance) On the second thought, I need the exercise.

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Chuckie: And in case I don't make it back alive, I-I need to know one thing: did you kiss her?
Tommy: Don't tell anybody, but...yeah. I kissed her. MY FIRST KISS!
Angelica: His first kiss?! I'm gonna kill him!
[NOTE: Technically, Olivia kissed Tommy. Also, Angelica is mad when Tommy shouts out, "My first kiss!" because he interrupted what was to be her first kiss (with Daniel)...and she was later forced to reveal her secret in taking shortcuts while hiking, which caused Daniel to regard her disfavourably.]

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Kimi: Wait a minute, if we're all here — who's guarding the mountain?
Phil: Nobody, we're not playing the game, we're hiding from Angelica.

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Tommy: Not to mention they finally re-opened Whiplash Gorge.
Phil: After settling all thse pesky lawsuits.

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Tommmy: Good call, Chuckie. You have nothing to fear except fear itself.
Chuckie: That's what I'm afraid of.

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Stu: (to Didi) This isn't going to be easy. But don't worry, I can handle it.
[Scence change with Tommy and Dil.]
Stu: Boys, I, uh... your mother wants to talk to you.

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Didi: So, you two have to pick up Grandpa Boris from the optometrist.
Dil: Nooooooooooooooooo!
Chuckie: Mama, God told me to look around, all around North, South, East and West. My dad is in BIG trouble! Working together is they've got the job done.

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[The next day, on the dock, Chuckie and Tommy ran in the boat]
Didi: (bumps on a sticker bur) Ouch!
Chuckie: What happened?
Stu: Didi bumped on a sticker bur on the dock.
[Didi puts her hands on her hips and frowns at her husband.]

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Lil: What is it, Chuck?
Chuckie: Just reading the fine print. Specifically, that Slosh Mountain is not responsible for extreme bodily harm.
Phil: Ah, you know lawyers. Always so worried about losing limbs.

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Phil: Ten bucks says I can throw up more times than anyone here.
Kimi: You're on!
Lil: Don't do it, Kimi. He has a wicked gag reflex.

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