I Love Lucy Quotes
Peggy: [Describing a boy she's got a crush on] He's got curly hair, sad puppy dog eyes and he looks like Gregory Peck.
Lucy Ricardo: Sounds more like Lassie.
TV Show: I Love Lucy
Peggy: Do you still know how to dance?
Lucy Ricardo: [insulted] I seem to recall a few variations on the Turkey Trot.
TV Show: I Love Lucy
Peggy: Ricky's middle aged. He must be pushing 23.
Lucy Ricardo: Yeah he's pushing 23 alright. He's pushed it all the way to 35.
TV Show: I Love Lucy
Employment Agent: What did you have in mind?
Lucy Ricardo: What kind of jobs do you have open?
Employment Agent: Well what do you do?
Lucy Ricardo: What kind of jobs do you have open?
Employment Agent: Well what do you do?
Lucy Ricardo: What kind of jobs do you have open?
Employment Agent: You go first this time.
Lucy Ricardo: Alright, what do you do?
Employment Agent: What kind of jobs do you have... Oh. Cut it out.
TV Show: I Love Lucy
Lucy's Doctor from Jamestown: Hello, Mr. Ricardo. I'm the man who brought your wife into the world!
Ricky Ricardo: I don't know whether to thank you or punch you in the nose!
TV Show: I Love Lucy