The Practice Quotes


Jimmy Berluti: My client is innocent. You know it. That's probably why you're in here getting drunk.
Judge Roberta Kittleson: Wrong again. I get drunk every night.

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Joey Heric: Helen, can I call you Helen?
Helen: No.
Joey Heric: Okay, Dorothy.

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George Vogelman: You know you're standing under the mistletoe?
Helen: You know the saying, George - once you've seen a man holding a severed head, it's hard to look at him again sexually.

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Harland Bassett: Look at the bright side, Eugene. I can still get my jury victory now.
Eugene Young: Yes. I'm trying to contain my delight on that.

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Lawrence O'Malley: You're going to heaven, and I will take you there.
Lindsay: You know what? Why don't you go on ahead without me.

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Judge Roberta Kittleson: After this case is over, if you want to sit next to me, fine. We can share a drink. Who knows, I might even wet your whistle after.
Jimmy Berluti: You're a vulgar, desperate woman.
Judge Roberta Kittleson: All the more reason to remain a good judge, then.

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Judge Roberta Kittleson: I'm sorry, Mr. Bay. I'm not going to allow the prosecution to call defense counsel to impeach a state's witness. You got a bad bounce. You'll just have to deal with it.

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Judge Roberta Kittleson: Let me be frank. The defendant is world-class scum. I'm sure he's guilty of the crime.
Eugene Young: Well, I'm glad you have an open mind.
Judge Roberta Kittleson: Oh please. A mind is like a wound. If it's too open, you get an infection.

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Judge Roberta Kittleson: Was anyone else present for your conversation?
Ellenor Frutt: No.
Judge Roberta Kittleson: Well, then, shame on you. Never interview a witness alone. This is what you get.
Ellenor Frutt: Thank you, Your Honor. I was so hoping for a lesson.

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Judge Roberta Kittleson: You can write your congressman if you don't like the law, counsel. In here, we simply follow it.

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Judge: Your motion is denied. I am losing my patience!
Ellenor: To hell with patience, you've lost your MIND, and that hasn't slowed you down!

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