The Office (UK TV series) Quotes

Gareth: Right, her details. Her marital status: single, divorced—
David: Not divorced. Nah, husband might still be around, might be a nutter. I'm not getting into all that.
Gareth: Widowed?
David: I'd bloody love her to be widowed.

TV Show: The Office (UK TV series)
Tim: And what happens, you're going into battle situation, right, you are up the front, with your men, or are you coming up the rear?
Gareth: Well, depends...
Dawn: So it's possible you'd come up the rear?
Gareth: It's possible, yeah.
Tim: That's all we wanted to know.

TV Show: The Office (UK TV series)
[David, Neil and Chris Finch are exchanging banter after David's blind date leaves. Earlier, David had come to the office with a labrador puppy]
Neil: No dog with you today, David?
Finchy: What, did you not see? She just left!
[He and Neil laugh. David does not]
David: [As the laughter subsides] Chris. Why don't you fuck off(!)
[David leaves, leaving Finch looking lost for words]

TV Show: The Office (UK TV series)
[Last lines of the series]
David Brent: [In "talking head"] Have you got everything you need? [The interviewer answers affirmatively off-camera] Cheers.
[He gets up and walks off camera]

TV Show: The Office (UK TV series)