The Oblongs Quotes
[Mayor is talking to the Helga, who is in the sewer, by the cell phone ]
Mayor: [to the crowd] The fat girl's stuck in a pipe...
[Nobody reacts]
Mayor: ...and so is the locket.
[Everybody gasps]:
Mayor: [to the crowd] The fat girl's stuck in a pipe...
[Nobody reacts]
Mayor: ...and so is the locket.
[Everybody gasps]:
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Mayor Bledso: Here you go sweetie, this one's from daddy, and I dare any of you little candy asses to come up with a better gift!
Debbie: [squeals] Oh daddy, a locket! Give us a kiss!
Mayor Bledso: Ain't got time for kissin'.
Debbie: K!
Debbie: [squeals] Oh daddy, a locket! Give us a kiss!
Mayor Bledso: Ain't got time for kissin'.
Debbie: K!
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Milo: Mom, we've got to get Helga out of the sewer! She's not losing weight! She'll have to live down there and get married down there and have kids down there, then her kids will marry each other and have more kids and they'll be hillbillies in the sewer and the banjo playing will drive us insane!
Pickles: Finally, someone's making sense!
Pickles: Finally, someone's making sense!
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[Police show up and take over the Oblong's bathroom]
Bob: Sheriff, with all due respect, you can't just show up and commandeer our toilet.
Sheriff: Sorry, law of eminent domain. [pinches Pickles' butt]
Pickles: Hey!
Sheriff: Eminent domain.
Bob: Sheriff, with all due respect, you can't just show up and commandeer our toilet.
Sheriff: Sorry, law of eminent domain. [pinches Pickles' butt]
Pickles: Hey!
Sheriff: Eminent domain.
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Reporter: Tune in at eleven, when we'll be talking to the next door neighbor of the man who made the velvet box the locket came in.
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Construction Worker: We know what we're doing, sir.
Helga: I'm not a sir! I'm a beautiful little girl.
Construction Worker: He's obviously in shock. Let's get out of here.
Helga: I'm not a sir! I'm a beautiful little girl.
Construction Worker: He's obviously in shock. Let's get out of here.
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Banner in school gym: MILK VS. DEBBIE
Milo: Uh, excuse me. It's supposed to say, Milo.
Principal: Trust me. "Milk" will get more votes.
Milo: Uh, excuse me. It's supposed to say, Milo.
Principal: Trust me. "Milk" will get more votes.
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[At the Debbies' slumber party]
Debbie: Debbie heard from Debbie that Debbie doesn't like Debbie as much as Debbie.
All other Debbies : [in unison] No way!
Debbie: Debbie heard from Debbie that Debbie doesn't like Debbie as much as Debbie.
All other Debbies : [in unison] No way!
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Milo: I'm sorry, guys. You believed in me and I let you down.
Helga: Come on, Milo. We never believed in you.
Helga: Come on, Milo. We never believed in you.
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[Debbie falls off the stage into the thresher]
[long pause; thresher continues to run]
Farmer Boy: You want I should turn cut this thing off?
[long pause; thresher continues to run]
Farmer Boy: You want I should turn cut this thing off?
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Milo: You can run for President, Susie.
Creepy Susie: No, no. I have a skeleton in my closet. Oh, wait, no, I forgot; I made soup.
Creepy Susie: No, no. I have a skeleton in my closet. Oh, wait, no, I forgot; I made soup.
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Chip: Why does there have to be beautiful people anyway?
Bob: So the people who aren't beautiful will know who to follow. It's all part of God's great plan.
Bob: So the people who aren't beautiful will know who to follow. It's all part of God's great plan.
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Debbie: And this chart scientifically proves that I am descended from Cinderella!
Mr. Bergstein: But isn't Cinderella a storybo-
Debbie: You're a storybook!
Mr. Bergstein: But isn't Cinderella a storybo-
Debbie: You're a storybook!
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Mikey: Can I be the pres-di-dent?
Milo: I think you just answered your own question.
Milo: I think you just answered your own question.
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Debbie: : [to her teacher] Ron?
Teacher: I wish you'd call me "Mr. Bergstein". And my first name is Leland.
Debbie: Whatever.
Teacher: I wish you'd call me "Mr. Bergstein". And my first name is Leland.
Debbie: Whatever.
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Debbie: What's the point of living if you can't be beautiful?
Milo: Debbie, beauty isn't everything. Was Mother Teresa beautiful? No, but she was loved by people all over the world.
Debbie: Didn't she die right after Princess Diana, but no one noticed because she was ugly?
Milo: Debbie, beauty isn't everything. Was Mother Teresa beautiful? No, but she was loved by people all over the world.
Debbie: Didn't she die right after Princess Diana, but no one noticed because she was ugly?
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Milo's student council poster: Elect Milo. You've had despotic - now try psychotic!
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Debbie: [being forced into the Oblongs' car] No, no! I don't wanna go to the Valley. This car was built in America. [as her father is chasing her down]: It smells like poor people!
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Bob: Pickles, did you forget Beth again?
Pickles: I could have sworn she drove us home!
Pickles: I could have sworn she drove us home!
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Beth (to meat tender at store): I'd like 2 pounds of flank steaks suitable for braising. And no bovine growth hormones. I don't need another one of these. (points to tumor)
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(over announcments): Clean up on aisle nine.
Pickles (lobsters pinching at her): Get 'em off, Get them OFF!!
Pickles (lobsters pinching at her): Get 'em off, Get them OFF!!
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Photosynthesis instructor (in sexy voice): As the suns energy causes the carbon bond to vibrate, faster, and faster, and faster, and FASTER....
Milo: ...Professor Jodie?
All men: Shut up!
Milo: ...Professor Jodie?
All men: Shut up!
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Helga: We have to sell cookies to earn our entry fee for the Jamboree!
Pickles: Jambo- when does this crap ever end?!
Milo: It's not crap! This is good stuff! (everyone stares at Milo): Alright, I've been crotcheting and loving it. (pulls out hat) How cute is this?!
Bob: It's adorable son. I was wondering if you could crochet me a noose so I can hang myself.
Pickles: Jambo- when does this crap ever end?!
Milo: It's not crap! This is good stuff! (everyone stares at Milo): Alright, I've been crotcheting and loving it. (pulls out hat) How cute is this?!
Bob: It's adorable son. I was wondering if you could crochet me a noose so I can hang myself.
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Biff: [To Milo] Hey, where are you going, ass-breath?
Chip: Yeah, ass-breath, cause his breath smells like ass.
Chip: Yeah, ass-breath, cause his breath smells like ass.
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Milo: [To Jared and Blaine, as they finish taunting Biff and Chip] Everybody says you two have sex with each other.
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Mikey: Hey guys, I think I cut my bottom on a rusty nail.
Peggy: Uh-oh, when was your last tetanus shot?
Mikey: I don't think I've ever had-- [His jaw locks, and he cries and runs away.]
Peggy: Uh-oh, when was your last tetanus shot?
Mikey: I don't think I've ever had-- [His jaw locks, and he cries and runs away.]
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Milo: We need a new name for our club...
Peggy: I propose we call ourselves the Knights of Backyardia!*
Peggy: I propose we call ourselves the Knights of Backyardia!*
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