Teen Titans Quotes

Cyborg: Happy Blorthog!
Beast Boy: I thought it was 'Blort Hog'?
Raven: Ok, I feel like a wind chime.

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Robin: So... "Nightwing", huh?

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Beast Boy: Dude! I'm going to try to beat the world record of most tofu eaten in one hour. Wanna be my official witnesses?
Starfire: Um...
Raven: No.

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Raven: Don't make me send you to another dimension.

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Robin: Be careful everybody! We don't wanna hurt him...
Raven: Speak for yourself!

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[The Titans discuss telepathic communication with an alien dog.]
Raven: I'm still getting his drool off my face. I don't want him anywhere near my brain.

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[Soto decides to be a dog and hops around, eventually licking his dog's face.]
Beast Boy: Ooookaaayy... weird.
Raven: Better him than me.

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Robin: I'm Robin. We're the-
Terra: Teen Titans! Rock on! It's cool to meet you guys. I'm Terra, and you're: Cyborg, Raven, Starfire, and...
Beast Boy: (Panicking) Boy Beast! Uh, I mean Bath Boot! Eh! No?!
Terra: "Beast Boy"?
Beast Boy: (Screams, turns into a turtle and goes inside the shell)
Terra: Dude, he's hilarious!

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Starfire: Where do you come from, how did you get here, what is your favorite color, do you wish to be my friend?
Terra: Uhm, Earth, walked, red, and, sure?
Starfire: (Squeezing her) Hello, new friend!
Terra: How's it going?

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Terra: Tastes like sushi mixed with ice cream... got any more?
Starfire: Wonderful! I shall go cultivate the fungus!

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[Terra destroys the obstacle course.]
Raven: We're gonna need a new obstacle course.
Beast Boy: You're the man, Terra! I mean, you're the... uh... way to go!

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[Terra destroys Slade's staff.]
Slade: Impressive - unless you were aiming for me.

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Terra: Don't lose control... don't lose control...
Slade: Now, Terra, how can you lose something you never had?

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Terra: What, haven't you guys ever seen a superhero before?

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Starfire: Inform that mass of metal who is the boss!

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Beast Boy: I give you a, 9 for the dive, but a 2 for the landing (Robin glares at Beast Boy)
Cyborg: Nobody asked you.

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Cyborg: My body may have its limitations, but when I put my mind to it, there's nothing I can't do.

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Raven: So... do we get bathroom breaks?

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Control Freak: Well, well, well! If it isn't my old arch nemesis-ses [Somewhat unsure of the plural of nemesis], the Teen Titans!
Beast Boy: Um... Yeah! [Aside to Cyborg] Who is this guy? [Cyborg shrugs in answer.]
Control Freak: [Aiming his remote at a wall filled with televisions and firing, filling each screen with one Control Freak, each speaking in-sync.]
Control Freaks displayed on the televisions: I am the master of monsters! I am your darkest nightmares come to life! I am... Control Freak!
Control Freak: [Aiming his remote at the same wall, causing his doppelgängers to applaud his introduction.]
Raven: [Sarcastically] A couch potato with a souped-up remote. I'm petrified.

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Cyborg: Ow! Ow! Bad candy, bad candy! Hey! Stop that! That's not yours.....!

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Raven: You don't scare me!
Beast Boy: LOOK OUT!!!!! HE'LL EAT YOUR BRAINS!!!!!

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Cyborg: ALL RIGHT!! If y'all are bitin' Cyborg, Cyborg's bitin' back! [Starts eating the evil candy] Mmm... Never knew evil tasted so good... [The tiny terrors scream in fear, and run off, as Cyborg's face turns emerald, and he starts to sweat profusely.]
Cyborg: Oh boy... [He runs out of the battle and vomits in the nearest trash can he can find.]

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Robin: [In reply to Beast Boy's sypnosis of Wicked Scary.] Can't be any creepier than the documentary on hot dogs Starfire made us watch.
Starfire: It was fascinating! I had no idea that Earth People ate so many pigs, and insects. [These comments trigger another wave of puke from the still queasy bionic Titan, who turns green and starts to barf behind the sofa.]

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[After the movie]
Beast Boy: [Sticks head up from behind couch] Is it over?
Starfire: [Eyes closed, hiding face in Robin's cape] I dare not open my eyes to find out!
Cyborg: Now I'm really sick to my stomach.
Robin: I've fought psychotic villains, robot commandos, and giant oozing monsters, but that was the scariest thing I've ever seen.
[The four pause and look at each other, and then burst into laughter]

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Beast Boy: C'mon, Raven, admit it, you were totally scared!
Raven: [Grimly] I don't do fear.

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Beast Boy: [Robin inquires where the dark creatures came from]HELLO??? Isn't it obvious? The movie's curse! Watching it opened a portal into another dimension! The monster came through the portal, now it's going to hunt us down and eat us! And I'm probably delicious! [Tugging at his face, and contorting it.]

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Beast Boy: Split up? SPLIT UP?! Did you not see the movie? When you split up, the monster hunts you down one at a time, starting with the good-looking comic relief guy - ME!
Robin: [Trying to pry Beast Boy off him] Get a grip, Beast Boy! The monster's not going to eat anybody.
Raven: [Looking somewhat relieved as their leader tries to continue acting "fearless"] He's right. There's nothing to be afraid of.

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Beast Boy: [Being dragged by tentacles into a wall of darkness] What did I tell you? Funny guy goes first! [The word "first" being prolonged into a near yell.]

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(Cyborg, Raven, and Starfire are going into the basement)
Starfire: Oh, well, our friends are not here. Let us quickly go back to see if they...
(Cyborg grabs her by the top of her head and yanks her off the stairs. She squeals with fear)
Cyborg: We're not leaving 'til we get to the bottom of this.
Starfire: This unpleasant room is not the bottom?

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Raven: [Closing her eyes as shadows surround her] I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid... [She opens her eyes, finally relents and admits the truth] I am afraid. I'm afraid... but that doesn't mean I can't fight back!

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