Teen Titans Quotes

Cyborg: [Burps loudly]
Beast Boy: [Wakes up, laughs] Nice one!...Uh, how did I get here and why am I covered in drool?

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Cyborg: Make him laugh!
Starfire: [To Beast Boy] How many okarins does it take to hogie a morflark?...Fimbar!
Beast Boy: [Drools]
Starfire: Um... "boogers"?
Beast Boy: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... "Boogers"...OH MAN!

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Raven: [Holding a hypnotized Beast Boy] Little help here? I don't do "funny".
Cyborg: You asked for it! [He removes Raven's hood, moistens his finger and gives her a Wet Willy]
Beast Boy: [Laughing hysterically] AWESOME! [Realizing he was hypnotized again] Not again!

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Mad Mod: [Cornered] Ah-heh-heh. Hello, guv'nuh.
Robin: School's out, and you're looking at about 20 years of detention.

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Starfire: [Puts down a hypnotized Beast Boy] I cannot awaken Beast Boy. I have tried the tickling, all manners of bodily noises, and the word "underpants". I fear that this time his brain is gone forever!
Raven: Beast Boy had a brain?
Beast Boy: [Wakes up, laughs] Ha ha!! Good one!! [Stops, glares] Dude, that's not funny! I totally have a brain...I just don't use it much...

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Robin: All you care about is destruction.
Slade: And all you care about, you destroy.

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Slade: I'm sure you're all familiar with the concept of a Chronoton Detonator...
Cyborg: No!
Starfire: [Gasps]
Raven: Uh-oh.
Beast Boy: No way! ...um, what's a crouton detonator?

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Beast Boy: You know, just because we're trying to catch Slade doesn't mean you have to act like him.
Robin: Don't you ever compare me to him. He's trying to destroy the city; I'm trying to save it!

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Cyborg: I will not be havin' attitude from a boat!

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Slade: For some time now, I have been searching for... an apprentice. Someone to follow in my footsteps. And Robin, I've chosen you. Congratulations.
Robin: No way would I ever work for-
[Slade shows Robin the kill switch]
Slade: If you join me... if you swear to serve me... if you never speak to your friends again... I will allow them to live. But... if you disobey even the smallest request... I will annihilate them, Robin - and I will make you watch. So, do we have a deal?

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Beast Boy: That's not Slade... That...
Starfire: Robin...

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Slade: You're going to keep stealing, Robin. And you're going to keep getting that thrill. And sooner or later, you will see things my way. Who knows? I might even become like a father to you.
Robin: I already have a father. [Pan up as bats fly through the ceiling]

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Slade: Robin, that was vicious, dishonorable, and ruthless. Excellent work. You're becoming more like me every second.

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Starfire: Robin... you are my best friend. I cannot be in a world where we must fight. If you are truly evil, then go ahead - do what you must.

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Robin: Get out of here. Go! You don't know what those beams did to...
Beast Boy: Dude.
Raven: We know.
Cyborg: And we don't care.
Starfire: We're your friends, Robin. We are not leaving without you.
Slade: How very touching... [Puts thumb on trigger] but Robin doesn't need any friends.

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Mechanic: Now don't be a sore loser. Atlas is just better than you. Better than all of us.
Starfire: Your Atlas is nothing but a... [Shouting]ZOLWARG TUBEK-PLIXING ZORDMORKER!!
Beast Boy: Yeah, what she said!

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Atlas: I didn't think you would come... humans scare easily.
Cyborg: I'm only half human!
Atlas: And half of nothing is still nothing.

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Cyborg: That's it, y'all. The Teen Titans are officially probe-free.
Beast Boy: [Doing "the robot"] Go Beast Boy, you're probeless, no probes now, go Beast Boy, go Beast Boy... get funky! [Moonwalks] Uh-uh, that's right...
Raven: Um... I know this isn't my style, but... we just kicked Slade's butt. Shouldn't we... celebrate, or something?
[Cyborg and Robin stare]
Beast Boy: Yeah!
Cyborg: All-you-can-eat...
Beast Boy: Free form...
Beast Boy, Cyborg: Breakfast explosion!
Raven: Sorry I asked.

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Beast Boy: Who wants tofu waffles?
Cyborg: Man, nobody wants tofu waffles.
Beast Boy: I do. Now pass me the soy milk.
Cyborg: I'm telling you, you're not getting anywhere near the soy milk.
Beast Boy: Dude, pass me the soy milk!
Cyborg: Is there meat in the tofu?
Beast Boy: No, there's no meat in tofu, it's tofu!
Cyborg: Then nobody wants it...

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Cyborg: You lost my car?... My car lost a race?!
Thief: No way, we beat him easy. She handled like a dream!
Cyborg: She did? How'd she take the curves 'cause, Y'know, I've been working on the suspension, and-d-d-d-d-- Don't try to distract me! Who has her now?

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Raven: [Looks at Cyborg, milkshakes on the ground around him] Fourteen milkshakes. Not a good sign.
Cyborg: What are you doing here?
Raven: Looking for your car. Soon as we turned in Overload to the police, we all split up to search the city.
Cyborg: Might as well stop looking. T-Car’s probably halfway to Metropolis by now... from the day I designed her, I knew she was gonna be special. And I work so hard every fuel injector every spark plug. I made her perfect. I put my heart, my soul, and my circuits into this car. And now she's gone forever. Maybe you were right, maybe it was just a car.
Raven: Maybe, maybe not. When I use my powers, I have to put a little soul of me whenever I'm moving. I become a part of it, and it becomes a part of me. That's kinda like what happened here. It wasn't just a car, it was... your "baby".
Cyborg: Yeah. Thanks, Rae.
Raven: And someone's eating onion rings in your baby.
Cyborg: [Sees Gizmo drive off in his car;To Gizmo] Don't get ketchup on the seats!

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Gizmo: Hey! Let me go, ya barf-smelling hairball! [He farts in Cyborg's face]
Raven: Okay, making it REALLY hard to concentrate...

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Overload: [After taking over the T-car] Only way to stop Overload is to destroy your precious car!
Cyborg: [Changes right arm into sonic blaster] It's not my car anymore.

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Starfire: [after accidentally turning on the windshield wipers] Look, they are dancing!

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Raven: Robin? Could the music be any louder? I can still hear myself think.
Robin: I only turned the music up to DROWN OUT ALL THE YELLING!!!

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Robin: (To Cyborg and Beast Boy) KNOCK IT OFF! I can't work with you two acting like idiots!
Raven: Great, Robin. More yelling will definitely stop all the yelling.

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Starfire: If you ever wish to see your future, then you will repair the damage you did to my past!
Warp: "Damage"? Silly girl, there's nothing wrong with your past. One cannot damage history, because history cannot be changed. [Holds up Clock of Eternity] I went back in time to steal this because history said it disappeared. And history said it disappeared because I went back to steal it. Past, present, future. It's all written in stone, my dear.

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[In the future, Starfire attempts to talk to a detached future version of Raven, who has her back turned.]
Starfire: Raven? Raven, it is Starfire, your friend.
Future Raven: (Back turned) No such thing.
Starfire: Please, Raven, I...
Future Raven: Just another figment, don't even look.
Starfire: You must listen, I am here because...
Future Raven: Never coming back. Go away. It has to go away. Just like before, just like all the others...

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Starfire: Robin?
Nightwing: I haven't used that name in a long time. They call me Nightwing.

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Beast Boy: You mean I'm going to be bald?! [Rips his hair out]

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