Star Trek - Deep Space Nine Quotes
Nog: Healthy body, healthy mind.
Jake Sisko: Please, Nog. No cliches before breakfast.
Jake Sisko: Please, Nog. No cliches before breakfast.
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Worf: There is an ancient Klingon proverb that says, "You cannot loosen a man's tongue with root beer."
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Worf: I do not smirk. But if I did, this would be a good opportunity.
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Worf: Quark may lend you the money, but remember Rule of Acquisition Number 111: "Treat people in your debt like family-- exploit them."
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Dr. Mora Pol: By the Prophets, Odo I wasn't even sure you were a life-form.
Odo: I wasn't sure about you either.
Odo: I wasn't sure about you either.
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[Sisko is trying to arrest a former security officer turned traitor]
Odo: Sir, have you ever reminded Starfleet Command that they stationed Eddington here because they didn't trust me?
Benjamin Sisko: No.
Odo: Please do.
Odo: Sir, have you ever reminded Starfleet Command that they stationed Eddington here because they didn't trust me?
Benjamin Sisko: No.
Odo: Please do.
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Tora Ziyal: It's just that... you're intelligent and cultured... and kind.
Elim Garak: My dear, you're young so I realize that you're a poor judge of character.
Elim Garak: My dear, you're young so I realize that you're a poor judge of character.
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Elim Garak: [to Gul Dukat] You do have a lovely daughter. She must take after her mother.
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Elim Garak: Because lying is a skill like any other and if you want to maintain a level of excellence, you have to practice constantly.
Worf Practice on someone else.
Worf Practice on someone else.
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Elim Garak: I'd like to get my hands on that fellow Earl Grey and tell him a thing or two about tea leaves.
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Worf: At the first sign of betrayal I will kill him, but I promise to return the body intact.
Benjamin Sisko: I assume that's a joke.
Worf: We will see.
Benjamin Sisko: I assume that's a joke.
Worf: We will see.
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Elim Garak: You've come a long way from the naive young man I met five years ago. You've become distrustful and suspicious. It suits you.
Julian Bashir: I had a good teacher.
Julian Bashir: I had a good teacher.
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Elim Garak: I only wish I were still a member of the Obsidian Order. This would make a wonderful interrogation chamber. Tight quarters. No air, bad lighting, random electric shocks. It's perfect.
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Gul Dukat: [To Kira] You and me on the same side? It never seemed quite right, did it?
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Gul Dukat: [speaking to his people] You might ask, should we fear joining the Dominion? And I answer you: Not in the least. We should embrace the opportunity. The Dominion recognizes us for what we are, the true leaders of the Alpha Quadrant. And now that we are joined together, equal partners in all endeavors, the only people with anything to fear will be our enemies. My oldest son's birthday is in five days. To him, and to Cardassians everywhere, I make the following pledge: By the time his birthday dawns, there will not be a single Klingon alive inside Cardassian territory. Or a single Maquis colony left within our borders. Cardassia will be made whole, all that we have lost will be ours again. And anyone who stands in our way will be destroyed. This I vow with my life's blood, for my son, for all our sons.
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Martok: There is no greater enemy than one's own fears.
Worf: It takes a brave man to face them.
Worf: It takes a brave man to face them.
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Quark: The Jem Hadar don't eat, don't drink, and they don't have sex. And if that wasn't bad enough, the Founders don't eat, and don't drink, and they don't have sex, either. Which, between you and me, makes my financial future less than promising.
Ziyal: It might not be so bad. For all we know the Vorta might be gluttonous, alcoholic sex maniacs.
Ziyal: It might not be so bad. For all we know the Vorta might be gluttonous, alcoholic sex maniacs.
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Julian Bashir: The truth is, I'm a fraud.
Miles O'Brien: You're not a fraud. I don't care how many enhancements your parents had done. Genetic recoding can't give you ambition or a personality or compassion or any of the things that make a person truly human.
Miles O'Brien: You're not a fraud. I don't care how many enhancements your parents had done. Genetic recoding can't give you ambition or a personality or compassion or any of the things that make a person truly human.
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[Leeta and Rom have just professed their love for each other]
Leeta: Oh, doctor, I'm sorry.
Lewis Zimmerman: No, don't be. True love should always win. [Unconvincingly] I'm happy for you. Really.
Leeta: You're a sweet, wonderful, and brilliant man. There's someone out there for you, doctor. I know it.
Lewis Zimmerman: I don't think so. Perhaps I'm better suited to a life of solitary research...
[attractive alien woman walks by] ...and dedication to my chosen field of study. Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. Goodbye.
Leeta: [focused on Rom] Bye.
Lewis Zimmerman: [to alien woman] Excuse me, are you familiar with an ancient text known as the Kama Sutra?
Leeta: Oh, doctor, I'm sorry.
Lewis Zimmerman: No, don't be. True love should always win. [Unconvincingly] I'm happy for you. Really.
Leeta: You're a sweet, wonderful, and brilliant man. There's someone out there for you, doctor. I know it.
Lewis Zimmerman: I don't think so. Perhaps I'm better suited to a life of solitary research...
[attractive alien woman walks by] ...and dedication to my chosen field of study. Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. Goodbye.
Leeta: [focused on Rom] Bye.
Lewis Zimmerman: [to alien woman] Excuse me, are you familiar with an ancient text known as the Kama Sutra?
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[O'Brien wins at darts]
Julian Bashir: So I guess it's your game again.
Miles O'Brien: What's that, five in a row?
Julian Bashir: At least.
Miles O'Brien: Wait a minute. You haven't been letting me win, have you?
Julian Bashir: What makes you think that?
Miles O'Brien: You said your hand-eye coordination had been genetically enhanced.
Julian Bashir: Well, maybe I have been letting you win, a little bit.
Miles O'Brien: I don't believe it. I don't need you to patronize me. I can play at your level.
Julian Bashir: I never said you couldn't.
Miles O'Brien: Well, play then. Really play!
[Bashir quickly throws his darts. O'Brien sees Bashir has thrown three straight bulls-eyes]
Miles O'Brien: Alright, from now on, you play from over here,
[moves Bashir behind a pole]
Miles O'Brien: I play from up here,
[stands in his usual spot]
Miles O'Brien: If that doesn't work, we'll try a blindfold.
Julian Bashir: So I guess it's your game again.
Miles O'Brien: What's that, five in a row?
Julian Bashir: At least.
Miles O'Brien: Wait a minute. You haven't been letting me win, have you?
Julian Bashir: What makes you think that?
Miles O'Brien: You said your hand-eye coordination had been genetically enhanced.
Julian Bashir: Well, maybe I have been letting you win, a little bit.
Miles O'Brien: I don't believe it. I don't need you to patronize me. I can play at your level.
Julian Bashir: I never said you couldn't.
Miles O'Brien: Well, play then. Really play!
[Bashir quickly throws his darts. O'Brien sees Bashir has thrown three straight bulls-eyes]
Miles O'Brien: Alright, from now on, you play from over here,
[moves Bashir behind a pole]
Miles O'Brien: I play from up here,
[stands in his usual spot]
Miles O'Brien: If that doesn't work, we'll try a blindfold.
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Quark: Twenty-eight million people dead? Couldn't we just... wound some of them?
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Sisko: You're facing some serious charges here, Quark: incitement to riot, endangering the public safety, disregarding...
Quark: How was I supposed to know everyone was going to start shooting? I just wanted them to cross paths so that the deal would fall through.
Sisko: It fell through all right. Hagath and Gaila barely managed to get off the station alive!
Quark: I hear General Nassuc sent a purification squad after them.
Sisko: I wouldn't count on seeing your former business partners again.
Quark: I can live with that.
Sisko: What about the Regent's death?
Quark: The Regent's dead?
Sisko: A purification squad caught up with him this morning.
Quark: I can live with that, too. And I can think of twenty-eight million other people who won't mind, either.
Sisko: Twenty-eight million and one.
Quark: How was I supposed to know everyone was going to start shooting? I just wanted them to cross paths so that the deal would fall through.
Sisko: It fell through all right. Hagath and Gaila barely managed to get off the station alive!
Quark: I hear General Nassuc sent a purification squad after them.
Sisko: I wouldn't count on seeing your former business partners again.
Quark: I can live with that.
Sisko: What about the Regent's death?
Quark: The Regent's dead?
Sisko: A purification squad caught up with him this morning.
Quark: I can live with that, too. And I can think of twenty-eight million other people who won't mind, either.
Sisko: Twenty-eight million and one.
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Gul Dukat: Major. Sorry to disturb you.
Kira Nerys: Sorry enough to leave?
Kira Nerys: Sorry enough to leave?
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Odo: There's enough poison in this bottle to kill twenty Cardassians.
(Weyoun picks up Dukat's glass and drains it.)
Gul Dukat: Wha-?!
Weyoun: (chuckling) Oh, my! That is quite toxic, isn't it?
Gul Dukat: Are you insane?
Weyoun: The Vorta are immune to most poisons. Comes in very handy when you're a diplomat.
(Weyoun picks up Dukat's glass and drains it.)
Gul Dukat: Wha-?!
Weyoun: (chuckling) Oh, my! That is quite toxic, isn't it?
Gul Dukat: Are you insane?
Weyoun: The Vorta are immune to most poisons. Comes in very handy when you're a diplomat.
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Zek: Sometimes the only thing more dangerous than a question is an answer.
Quark: Rule of Acquisition 208.
Quark: Rule of Acquisition 208.
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Worf: I am Worf, son of Mogh. I now take my place as first officer. I serve the captain, but I stand for the crew.
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