Star Trek - Deep Space Nine Quotes

Omet'iklan: I am First Omet'iklan, and I am dead. As of this moment, we are all dead. We go into battle to reclaim our lives. This we do gladly, for we are Jem'Hadar. Remember, victory is life.
Jem'Hadar: Victory is life.
[The Jem'Hadar march out.]
Weyoun: Such a delightful people.
Miles O'Brien: I am Chief Miles Edward O'Brien. I am very much alive and I intend to stay that way.
Benjamin Sisko: Amen!

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Julian Bashir: I was looking forward to tomorrow - to see Kira again, asking, "How was the nebula? And by the way, I cured that blight thing those people had."
Jadzia Dax: It's not a crime to believe in yourself.
Julian Bashir: These people believed in me, and look where it got them. Trevian was right: there is no cure. The Dominion made sure of that, and I was so arrogant, I thought I could find one in a week!
Jadzia Dax: Maybe it was arrogant to think that. But it's even more arrogant to think that there isn't a cure just because you couldn't find it.

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[Garak sneaks up behind a holographic 'Quark' and breaks his neck]
Elim Garak: Well, How was that?
Quark: Awful! Did you hear that sound of bone snapping? I don't want that to be the last sound I hear!
Elim Garak: It wasn't that loud.
Quark: You don't have these ears.
Elim Garak: We're running out of options here Quark. You didn't want to be phasered because you need a body. The knife was too savage, the nerve gas smelled bad, hanging took too long, and poison...what was was wrong with poison?
Quark: It doesn't work. If I know the food is poisoned I won't eat it.
Elim Garak: For someone who wants to die you're strangely intent on living.
Quark: I'm going to die, don't you worry about that. I just don't want to see it coming, or hear it, or taste it, or smell it.
Elim Garak: I see. You want to be surprised.
Quark: I want to wake up in the divine treasure and have no idea how I got there.
Elim Garak: That can be arranged.

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Rom: Rule of Acquisition # 17 - A contract is a contract is a contract...But only between Ferengi.

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Grand Nagus Gint: I am Gint, the first Grand Nagus!
Quark: You look like my brother Rom.
Grand Nagus Gint: That's because this is a dream, you imbecile!
Quark: A dream. That explains why this place looks so tacky.

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Grand Nagus Gint: Never be afraid to mislabel a product.

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Miles O'Brien: It's funny. I've served on half a dozen different ships and none of them have had cloaking devices except the Defiant. Now that we're not using it, I feel naked.
Worf: It is disconcerting, to say the least.
Benjamin Sisko: Gentlemen, I feel the same breeze you do.
[Dax smiles]
Miles O'Brien: What are you smiling at?
Jadzia Dax: I don't know, I guess it's just being in the same room as so many naked men.

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Benjamin Sisko: Brag all you want, but don't get between me and the bloodwine!

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Miles O'Brien: So, let me get this straight: all we have to do is get past an enemy fleet, avoid a tachyon detection grid, beam into the middle of Klingon headquarters and avoid the Brotherhood of the Sword long enough to set these things up and activate them in front of Gowron?
Worf: If we succeed, there will be many songs sung in our honor.
Miles O'Brien: Let's hope we're there to hear them.

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Gul Dukat: Major, I must say I'm shocked. You use my daughter to lure me here, you're asking me to risk my ship on some fool's errand into the Klingon Empire, and you're pregnant. I hope First Minister Shakaar appreciates what a lucky man he is.
Kira Nerys: Shakaar's not the father.
Gul Dukat: Then who is?
Kira Nerys: Chief O'Brien.

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Odo: (about bloodwine) It's a pity it doesn't have any bubbles.

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Miles O'Brien: I hate prototypes.

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Dr. Julian Bashir: (examining an injured Quark) What have you been doing?
Quark: You mean, (taking Grilka's hand) what have we been doing?
(Quark and Grilka erupt into naughty laughter)
Dr. Julian Bashir: (grossed) Never mind. I don't need that particular image running around my head. I'll just treat you.
[He turns around to see Worf and Dax, both bruised and bleeding, entering the infirmary.]
Dr. Julian Bashir: What happened to you two?
Lt. Cmdr. Worf: We, uh...
Jadzia Dax: Well, if you must know...
Dr. Julian Bashir: No! I don't need that particular image either. In fact, I'm going to stop asking that question altogether! People can come in, I will treat them, and that will be all.

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Benjamin Sisko: It takes courage to look inside yourself and even more courage to write it for other people to see.

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[Preparing for a top-secret assignment]
Rom: I won't even tell them my name.
Miles O'Brien: Rom, everyone on the station knows your name.
Rom: Well... I won't confirm it.

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DTI Agent Dulmer: Captain, why'd you take The Defiant back in time?
Benjamin Sisko: It was an accident.
DTI Agent Lucsly: So you're not contending it was a predestination paradox.
Dulmer: A time loop? That you were meant to go back into the past?
Sisko: No.
Dulmer: Good.
Lucsly: We hate those. So... what happened?
Sisko: This may take some time.
Dulmer: Is that a joke?
Sisko: No.
Lucsly: Good.
Dulmer: We hate those too.

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Miles O'Brien: Don't take it personally, Worf.
Julian Bashir: I... rather like the way you smell.
O'Brien: Yeah, sort of... earthy, peaty aroma.
Bashir: With a touch of... lilac.

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Sisko: The Enterprise.
Dulmer: Be specific, Captain, which Enterprise? There have been five.
Lucsly: Six.
Sisko: This was the first Enterprise. Constitution-class.
[both agents sit back, astonished]
Dulmer: His ship.
Lucsly: James T. Kirk.
Sisko: [grins] The one and only.
Dulmer: Seventeen temporal violations; the biggest file on record.
Lucsly: The man was a menace.

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Bashir: I'm a doctor, not an historian.

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Sisko: In the old days, operations officers wore red, command officers wore gold.
Jadzia Dax: And women wore less. [shows off her outfit]
Bashir: ...I think I'm going to like history.

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Dax: I had no idea.
Sisko: What?
Dax: He’s so much more handsome in person. Those eyes.
Sisko: Kirk had quite the reputation as a ladies’ man.
Dax: Not him-- Spock.

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Worf: [on the appearance of 23rd-century Klingons] We do not discuss it with outsiders.

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Montgomery Scott: Laddie... don't you think you should... rephrase that?
Korax: You're right. I should. I didn't mean to say that the Enterprise should be hauling garbage. I meant to say that it should be hauled away as garbage.

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Leonard McCoy: [about tribbles] They're born pregnant.

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James T. Kirk: I want these things off the ship. I don't care if it takes every man we've got. I want them off the ship.

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Worf: Do not hug me.

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Odo: Interesting that a simple tailor should just happen to have a high-level security code.
Elim Garak: Yes, isn't it? And if my nose didn't hurt so much I'd tell you a fascinating story about how I came to possess it.

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Odo: I see I'm going to have to add the word "pickpocket" to your resume.
Elim Garak: It's only a hobby.

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Quark: I'm not trying to rescue you, I'm taking you along as emergency rations. If you die, I'm going to eat you.

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Nog: I'll do the cleaning on the odd-numbered days, you do the cleaning on the even days.
Jake Sisko: We're going to clean every day?
Nog: No, just the odd and even ones.

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