Spaced Quotes
Mike: [To Sophie] You hurt him - I'll kill you. [Runs off]
Sophie: [Shocked] Did he mean that?
[Tim chuckles and hugs her]
Tim: [warmly] Yeah.
Sophie: [Shocked] Did he mean that?
[Tim chuckles and hugs her]
Tim: [warmly] Yeah.
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[After Marsha, having learnt the truth about Tim and Daisy, has stormed off]
Twist: Well, I think we're all to blame, in a way.
Tim: Oh, well thank you very much Mrs. Magnanimous. You picked a fine time to grow a fucking conscience!
Twist: Well, I think we're all to blame, in a way.
Tim: Oh, well thank you very much Mrs. Magnanimous. You picked a fine time to grow a fucking conscience!
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[After a food fight in a restaurant has been broken up]
Manager: The way I see, we've got two options here. Either you lot can clean all this up, or I can call the police!
Daisy: [To others] Who votes for cleaning up?
[Daisy, Twist and Brian raise their hands]
Daisy: Who votes for police?
[Tim and Mike raise their hands]
Daisy: We'll clean up.
Manager: The way I see, we've got two options here. Either you lot can clean all this up, or I can call the police!
Daisy: [To others] Who votes for cleaning up?
[Daisy, Twist and Brian raise their hands]
Daisy: Who votes for police?
[Tim and Mike raise their hands]
Daisy: We'll clean up.
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Tim: What are we going to do?
Mike: We could go clubbing.
Tim: I mean about Marsha, Mike! We've potentially destroyed her faith in today's youth. [Everyone looks at him skeptically] Young adults.
Daisy: We've got to pull together, otherwise we're going to lose everything.
Tim: So that's settled.
Mike: Clubbing it is!
Mike: We could go clubbing.
Tim: I mean about Marsha, Mike! We've potentially destroyed her faith in today's youth. [Everyone looks at him skeptically] Young adults.
Daisy: We've got to pull together, otherwise we're going to lose everything.
Tim: So that's settled.
Mike: Clubbing it is!
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[Tim, Mike and Brian are trying to persuade Marsha not to sell the house]
Tim: Okay, listen. When we get there, let me do the talking, okay? I am the only one here capable of serious communication. [Instantly regretful] Sorry, sorry! That sounded bad. I didn't mean to suggest that you're not good communicators, okay Mike?
[Mike grunts non-verbally]
Tim: Brian?
[Brian whimpers non-verbally]
Tim: Okay, listen. When we get there, let me do the talking, okay? I am the only one here capable of serious communication. [Instantly regretful] Sorry, sorry! That sounded bad. I didn't mean to suggest that you're not good communicators, okay Mike?
[Mike grunts non-verbally]
Tim: Brian?
[Brian whimpers non-verbally]
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Tim: Marsha, they say the family of the twenty-first century is made up of friends, not relatives. If that's true, then you're the best auntie I've ever had.
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Daisy: Colin's gone.
Tim: What?
Daisy: He went next door.
Tim: Oh, Daisy, I'm so sorry. How did it happen?
Daisy: [Bemused]... He walked.
Tim: Right, right, sorry. See, my mum used to use "going next door" as a euphemism for being dead.
Mike: Whoa, hold on, does that mean my rabbit's dead?
Tim: It's been eighteen years, Mike, where did you think he was?
Mike: [whimpers] Next door!
Tim: What?
Daisy: He went next door.
Tim: Oh, Daisy, I'm so sorry. How did it happen?
Daisy: [Bemused]... He walked.
Tim: Right, right, sorry. See, my mum used to use "going next door" as a euphemism for being dead.
Mike: Whoa, hold on, does that mean my rabbit's dead?
Tim: It's been eighteen years, Mike, where did you think he was?
Mike: [whimpers] Next door!
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[Daisy exits the house; Tim follows her a moment later with a baby in his arms]
Tim: I think she's filled her nappy again. Will you change her?
Daisy: I made the tea!
Tim: I went to the shop!
Daisy: I was in labour for fifteen hours!
Tim: You win!
[They kiss]
Tim: Love you.
Daisy: I know.
[They turn to go back inside]
Tim: Come on, Luke.
Daisy: Tim, we're not calling her 'Luke'.
Tim: I think she's filled her nappy again. Will you change her?
Daisy: I made the tea!
Tim: I went to the shop!
Daisy: I was in labour for fifteen hours!
Tim: You win!
[They kiss]
Tim: Love you.
Daisy: I know.
[They turn to go back inside]
Tim: Come on, Luke.
Daisy: Tim, we're not calling her 'Luke'.
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