Sonny With a Chance Quotes
Sonny: [enters her dressing room with sad violin music playing] Hey Tawni, are you ready to go back to rehers-AHHH! [covers her mouth in shock]
Tawni: [sitting by her mirror with no hair]
Sonny: You shaved your head.
Tawni: Actually it's a bald cap. But symbolically yes, I did shave my head.
Sonny: Sharona has driven you into wearing a bald cap?
Tawni: If I don't have the best hair, I might as well have no hair at all! [sits down]
Tawni: [sitting by her mirror with no hair]
Sonny: You shaved your head.
Tawni: Actually it's a bald cap. But symbolically yes, I did shave my head.
Sonny: Sharona has driven you into wearing a bald cap?
Tawni: If I don't have the best hair, I might as well have no hair at all! [sits down]
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Sonny: Well what does it say? Look she-she wrote things on the meat. [reads the meat] "Meat. Dead. You're." [realizes something] You're dead meat! She's threatening us!
Tawni: Oh no! She wrote on the sausages too! [reads the sausages] "If any of you show your faces at the Oh No You Didn'ts, I will tear you all to pieces! Sharona."
Sonny: Come on, we're not really afraid of her. Are we Tawni?
Tawni: I'm a little afraid.
Sonny: Yeah me too.
Tawni: Oh no! She wrote on the sausages too! [reads the sausages] "If any of you show your faces at the Oh No You Didn'ts, I will tear you all to pieces! Sharona."
Sonny: Come on, we're not really afraid of her. Are we Tawni?
Tawni: I'm a little afraid.
Sonny: Yeah me too.
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Chad: [reading] "Thanks for the memories. Nico and Grady." Do I know a Nico and Grady?
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Santiago Heraldo: Hold on. So nice girl from Wisconsin is tight with the Hollywood bad boy?
Sonny: Well, I wouldn't say we were--
Chad: Oh, we're very good friends.
Sonny: Actually, we can't stand each other.
Chad: And this is the kind of fun we get to have every day.
Sonny: Which apparently is starting today.
Chad: Isn't she adorable? That's why Sonny's my favorite member of So Random.
Sonny: Really?
Chad: Yes, really. Santiago you are lucky to be getting this interview this girl's going places. Speaking of which I got to go.
Santiago Heraldo: You've got some dog's to shove.
Chad: Shoving dogs towards bowls of food that I lovingly lay out for them. You know why I love puppies.
Sonny: Well, I wouldn't say we were--
Chad: Oh, we're very good friends.
Sonny: Actually, we can't stand each other.
Chad: And this is the kind of fun we get to have every day.
Sonny: Which apparently is starting today.
Chad: Isn't she adorable? That's why Sonny's my favorite member of So Random.
Sonny: Really?
Chad: Yes, really. Santiago you are lucky to be getting this interview this girl's going places. Speaking of which I got to go.
Santiago Heraldo: You've got some dog's to shove.
Chad: Shoving dogs towards bowls of food that I lovingly lay out for them. You know why I love puppies.
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Sonny: (after Chad hands her a puppy) Oh, he's so cute!
Chad: Yeah, when I saw him I thought of you.
Sonny: That's a compliment, right?
Chad: Of course.
Chad: Yeah, when I saw him I thought of you.
Sonny: That's a compliment, right?
Chad: Of course.
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Grady: (with meat sauce on his face) I love meatball Monday.
Tawni (walks in) Here's a Tawni tip for you. It's even tastier if some of it lands in your mouth.
Grady: Yeah, well (pointing at face) I'm saving this for later
Tawni (walks in) Here's a Tawni tip for you. It's even tastier if some of it lands in your mouth.
Grady: Yeah, well (pointing at face) I'm saving this for later
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Sonny: Can I have that seat? (girl moves)
Chad: Wow. You are workin' the diva thing.
Sonny: I'm not a diva, Chad.
Chad: I know that.
Sonny: Well, then tell Santiago. I want people to know me for who I am.
Chad: And I want people to know me for who I'm not. Look, I like you. And I'm sorry the rest of the world doesn't know the real you.
Sonny: It's your fault.
Chad: Is it, Sonny? Is it, really?
Sonny: Yes. It is. Really!
Chad: Wow. You are workin' the diva thing.
Sonny: I'm not a diva, Chad.
Chad: I know that.
Sonny: Well, then tell Santiago. I want people to know me for who I am.
Chad: And I want people to know me for who I'm not. Look, I like you. And I'm sorry the rest of the world doesn't know the real you.
Sonny: It's your fault.
Chad: Is it, Sonny? Is it, really?
Sonny: Yes. It is. Really!
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Chad: (Sonny shows up where he's building dog houses) I know what you're doing.
Sonny: Do you, Chad? Do you really?
Sonny: Do you, Chad? Do you really?
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Chad: (after Sonny busts him) Well played, Monroe.
Sonny: Props accpeted.
Chad: We should hang out sometime.
Sonny: Camera's off, Chad.
Chad: I know. (they smile at each other)
Sonny: Props accpeted.
Chad: We should hang out sometime.
Sonny: Camera's off, Chad.
Chad: I know. (they smile at each other)
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Sonny: Well at least there is some variety. (sees someone with a taco) That looks tasty. (looks up and sees a cute guy) That looks really tasty! I meant the food on your plate.
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Chad: Sonny.
Sonny: Chad.
Chad: [to James Conroy] Anyway they're shooting our scene we should probably go.
Sonny[to James Conroy] Oh, you're on Mackenzie Falls this week? Let me guess, stuck up Mackenzie being chased by bad boy bank robber.
Chad: Let me guess, Life of the Boston Tea Party.
Sonny: Well, at least my show brings joy to the viewers.
Chad: At least my show has viewers.
James Conroy: Wow. What's goin' on here?
Chad: Nothing.
Sonny: It's beyond nothing.
Chad: It's certainly nothing to be late over. Our scene's up first after lunch. Sonny.
Sonny: Chad. (Chad walks away)
James Conroy: You know, for something you said was nothing, that sure seemed like something.
Sonny: Oh, well, you know, it's a day-to-day something. Sometimes hour-by-hour. I don't know, it's complicated. He's complicated.
James Conroy: Well, I'm not. My name's James Conroy, and I'd like to take you out tonight.
Sonny: Well, there's nothing complicated about that.
James Conroy: So I can take that as a yes?
Sonny: You can take that as a maybe.
Sonny: Chad.
Chad: [to James Conroy] Anyway they're shooting our scene we should probably go.
Sonny[to James Conroy] Oh, you're on Mackenzie Falls this week? Let me guess, stuck up Mackenzie being chased by bad boy bank robber.
Chad: Let me guess, Life of the Boston Tea Party.
Sonny: Well, at least my show brings joy to the viewers.
Chad: At least my show has viewers.
James Conroy: Wow. What's goin' on here?
Chad: Nothing.
Sonny: It's beyond nothing.
Chad: It's certainly nothing to be late over. Our scene's up first after lunch. Sonny.
Sonny: Chad. (Chad walks away)
James Conroy: You know, for something you said was nothing, that sure seemed like something.
Sonny: Oh, well, you know, it's a day-to-day something. Sometimes hour-by-hour. I don't know, it's complicated. He's complicated.
James Conroy: Well, I'm not. My name's James Conroy, and I'd like to take you out tonight.
Sonny: Well, there's nothing complicated about that.
James Conroy: So I can take that as a yes?
Sonny: You can take that as a maybe.
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Chad: Freeze!
Tawni: Don't touch my purse!
Hayden: Chad Dylan Cooper! This is awesome. What are doing here?
Chad: I got a weird call from Sonny's cell. I heard screaming and crushing metal, so I cut my massage to an hour and rushed right over!
Tawni: Don't touch my purse!
Hayden: Chad Dylan Cooper! This is awesome. What are doing here?
Chad: I got a weird call from Sonny's cell. I heard screaming and crushing metal, so I cut my massage to an hour and rushed right over!
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Chad: Oh thanks! (Sonny nods) Bib me!
Sonny: (flirtatiously) So...Chad! (giggles) I-I need a favor.
Sonny: (flirtatiously) So...Chad! (giggles) I-I need a favor.
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Tawni: Where's your idiot friend?
Chad: Bart! [Bart comes out]
Tawni: Not that idiot. James. Yeah, the one who's going out with Sonny tonight.
Chad: I'm sorry, what?
Tawni: James, Sonny, date, tonight.
Chad: Date? Sonny? Tonight? James?
Tawni: So where is he?
Chad: Right now he's breaking into the first bank of MacKenzie Falls. [sirens go]
James: [Off camera] Give me all your money!
Tawni: What is your show even about?
Chad: Oh, this week's our Christmas episode. Yeah, in the end he realizes he had a wonderful life.
Tawni: Look, just tell James to back off of Sonny.
Chad: Why do you want him to back off Sonny?
Tawni: Why are you wearing a bib?
Chad: Jealous?
Tawni: I have my own bib!
Chad: Not of the bib, of Sonny! What...?
Tawni: No. I'm trying to protect her. Why do you want him to back off Sonny?
Chad: I... never said I did.
Tawni: Oh, your lips say I don't care, but your eyes say I do care! So, you just tell your friend to back off from Tawni Hart! ...Well not back off from me, back off from me, Tawni Hart!
Chad: Bart! [Bart comes out]
Tawni: Not that idiot. James. Yeah, the one who's going out with Sonny tonight.
Chad: I'm sorry, what?
Tawni: James, Sonny, date, tonight.
Chad: Date? Sonny? Tonight? James?
Tawni: So where is he?
Chad: Right now he's breaking into the first bank of MacKenzie Falls. [sirens go]
James: [Off camera] Give me all your money!
Tawni: What is your show even about?
Chad: Oh, this week's our Christmas episode. Yeah, in the end he realizes he had a wonderful life.
Tawni: Look, just tell James to back off of Sonny.
Chad: Why do you want him to back off Sonny?
Tawni: Why are you wearing a bib?
Chad: Jealous?
Tawni: I have my own bib!
Chad: Not of the bib, of Sonny! What...?
Tawni: No. I'm trying to protect her. Why do you want him to back off Sonny?
Chad: I... never said I did.
Tawni: Oh, your lips say I don't care, but your eyes say I do care! So, you just tell your friend to back off from Tawni Hart! ...Well not back off from me, back off from me, Tawni Hart!
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Sonny: Do you really think I would kiss you?
Chad: Well that's what I'm gonna put on my blog. (Rolls across arcade floor) Peace out suckas! Blahaa!
Chad: Well that's what I'm gonna put on my blog. (Rolls across arcade floor) Peace out suckas! Blahaa!
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James Conroy: [Tawni and Sonny are fighting about James] Oh, she is so cute when she's angry!
Chad: Sonny's always cute. She can't do anything without it being cute. Stupid cute!
Chad: Sonny's always cute. She can't do anything without it being cute. Stupid cute!
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Sonny: Quick! Hold my hand! [grabs Chad's hand]
Chad: Don't tell me what to do!
Sonny: We're on a fake date. We have to make it look believable.
Chad: Well, if you wanna hold hands you have to switch sides.
Sonny: Why?
Chad: 'Cause this is my holding hand. [holds up other hand]
Sonny: Fine. And just so you know, this is our first and last fake date.
Chad: Good.
Sonny: Good! Now smile like you're having the time of your life. [walk over to their table with huge smiles]
Chad: Don't tell me what to do!
Sonny: We're on a fake date. We have to make it look believable.
Chad: Well, if you wanna hold hands you have to switch sides.
Sonny: Why?
Chad: 'Cause this is my holding hand. [holds up other hand]
Sonny: Fine. And just so you know, this is our first and last fake date.
Chad: Good.
Sonny: Good! Now smile like you're having the time of your life. [walk over to their table with huge smiles]
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Sonny: [James and Tawni look at them] They're looking this way. Put your arm around me.
Chad: Well, I would, but you sat on the wrong side. This arm says let's cuddle, and this arm says 'Hey, good game bro!'
Sonny: Well, I'm saying just put one of them around me. (Chad puts his arm around Sonny)
Chad: Oh, you should probably put your head on my shoulder.
Sonny: Okay. (puts her head on Chad's shoulder) This is nice... in theory.
Chad: We, uh ... make a good couple. Hypothetically.
Chad: Well, I would, but you sat on the wrong side. This arm says let's cuddle, and this arm says 'Hey, good game bro!'
Sonny: Well, I'm saying just put one of them around me. (Chad puts his arm around Sonny)
Chad: Oh, you should probably put your head on my shoulder.
Sonny: Okay. (puts her head on Chad's shoulder) This is nice... in theory.
Chad: We, uh ... make a good couple. Hypothetically.
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Chad: So...are you having fun on your date?
James: I was! Until it was rudely interrupted! (referring to Chad)
Chad: I know! Tawni's a piece of work right?
James: I was! Until it was rudely interrupted! (referring to Chad)
Chad: I know! Tawni's a piece of work right?
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Tawni: [holding up magazine showing MacKenzie Falls cast in cool places] And who do you see there? And there, and there, and there! [flipping through magazine]
Grady: Chad Dylan Cooper, and the cast of MacKenzie Falls.
Nico: Yeah, she's right we need to be seen in cool places.
Tawni: Yes, that's why we're going to a place so cool, so exclusive, so underground, it doesn't even exist.
Grady: We're going to Narnia?
Grady: Chad Dylan Cooper, and the cast of MacKenzie Falls.
Nico: Yeah, she's right we need to be seen in cool places.
Tawni: Yes, that's why we're going to a place so cool, so exclusive, so underground, it doesn't even exist.
Grady: We're going to Narnia?
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Chad: (Chad's voicemail) Hey you've reached Chad Dylan Cooper. Sorry I can't come to the phone right now, because if you were important enough, you'd have the number to my phone I answer!
Sonny: Let's go get some ice-cream
Sonny: Let's go get some ice-cream
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Chad: (scared) Oh Daddy?
Sonny: Daddy, there's your funny little punchline! Boy is he gonna be mad at you for yelling at his daughter!
Mr. Condor: Sonny, you brought my precious angel to a Hollywood club?
Sonny: Daddy, there's your funny little punchline! Boy is he gonna be mad at you for yelling at his daughter!
Mr. Condor: Sonny, you brought my precious angel to a Hollywood club?
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Chad: Looks like he's mad at you.
Mr. Condor: Oh no, he's mad at you too!
Sonny: Actually Mr. Condor, it's a really funny story!
Chad: Trust me it's really not that funny.
Mr. Condor: Oh no, he's mad at you too!
Sonny: Actually Mr. Condor, it's a really funny story!
Chad: Trust me it's really not that funny.
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Sonny: Well, Chad, you were right. All proms end in disaster.
Chad: Do they Sonny? Do they really? 'Cause sometimes I heard, you get to have that perfect dance, with that one special person. [takes out headphones] You're just going to have to settle for me.
[Chad and Sonny start dancing]
Sonny: [giggles] This is sweet!
Chad: I have my moments.
Sonny: You're gonna press play?
Chad: Oh right, sorry!
Chad: Do they Sonny? Do they really? 'Cause sometimes I heard, you get to have that perfect dance, with that one special person. [takes out headphones] You're just going to have to settle for me.
[Chad and Sonny start dancing]
Sonny: [giggles] This is sweet!
Chad: I have my moments.
Sonny: You're gonna press play?
Chad: Oh right, sorry!
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