Sonny With a Chance Quotes

Sonny, Tawni, Nico and Zora: (fighting each other with staffs) Knock knock, who's there. Knock knock, who's there.

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Grady: Us? Us? (turns to the wrong direction but Nico turns him) Hello? Temporary wasabi blindness.

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Sonny: There is no way I'm going to let that happen! (goes after Marshall)
Tawni: Get her!
Nico: (picks Sonny up and carries her out) We're not going to let that happen!
Sonny: Stop it! Put me down!

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Grady: (takes off the glasses) It's a miracle!
Nico: You can see!
Grady: No, Marshall is coming back.

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Sonny: So win or lose--
So Random Cast: Lose.
Sonny: Or win.
So Random Cast: Or lose!

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Chloe: It's gonna blow!

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Ryan: And the Choicey goes to...

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Ryan: Mac...aroni and cheese, it's So Random!

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Tawni: Well, well, well. Oh gosh, I have something that I've been waiting to say for five years! To my friends at Mackenzie Falls-
Sonny: High road.
Tawni: To my friends at Mackenzie Falls-
Sonny: (interrupts Tawni) IN YOUR FACE MACKENZIE FALLS! YEAH! OH YEAH! IN YOUR FACE! WE WON AND YOU THOUGHT WE'D LOSE! BUT GUESS WHAT? WE WON! WHOO! (calms down) Uh, what I meant to say was...thank you.
Chad: (shocked and frowning)

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Nico: But I spelled Grady right!
Grady: (pauses) Come here buddy! (hugs Nico and laughs)
Chad: (enters) Hey! What's up, Randoms? How are we enjoying this fine day?
Sonny: Oh hey there Chad Dylan Chipper.
Chad: Oh that I am. That I am. (whispers to Sonny) Figured out to solve our little problem.
Sonny: Oh great. (to the So Random cast) Hey guys, could you give us five minutes?
Zora: Sure. Hey, who wants to take a taxi ride to see where they make Chad park his car now?

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Chad: (laughs) It's funny 'cause it's true.
Sonny: Wow, you're being an awfully good sport.
Chad: There's no reason not to be. So I've been thinking about what you said about how I was letting So Random's win get between us and I wanted to fix it.
Sonny: (sits down) See? I knew you would get past this.
Chad: (sits down) I had to, for us. (holds Sonny's hands)
Sonny: Gosh, it feels so good to hear that from you. Some silly award shouldn't get between us.
Chad: I totally agree. So I ordered a recount for the Best Tween Show.
Sonny: You did what now?
Chad: I ordered a recount. Great news, So Random lost. (smiles)
Sonny: (sad) I can't believe this.
Chad: What that you lost? Oh, don't worry about it. You'll get use to it. I did.
Sonny: No you didn't. (stands up) You ordered a recount, Chad. Why would you even think about doing that?
Chad: (stands up) You felt weird about winning, I felt weird about losing and now thanks to me, we don't have to feel weird anymore.
Sonny: (still sad)
Chad: But you do have a very weird look on your face.
Sonny: It's called disappointment, Chad. You were so miserable that you weren't the center of attention for one day that you went out and ordered a recount?
Chad: Whoa. I just wanted things to go back to normal like I promised.
Sonny: Normal? Oh, you mean the normal where you always win and I always lose? I don't like that normal. Boyfriends and girlfriends are suppose to support each other, root for each other. I can't be in a relationship with someone who always put himself first.
Chad: I did this for us.
Sonny: No, Chad. (gives Chad the Tween Choice Award) The only us now is betwee

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Sonny: (sitting) I'm sorry we lost.
Tawni: I don't care about that right now.
Grady: Yeah, none of us do.
Tawni: Tomorrow we will. Tomorrow I'll be perfecting my "Chad is dead to me" glare.

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Nico: Yeah and we'll be all painting on Chad's posters.
Zora: Yes and a certain Someone Dylan Cooper will be hairless.

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Tawni: But what right now, what we care about is you.
Sonny: (smiles) Thanks guys.

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Tawni: You know, we could turn back the clock and pretend nothing horrible has happened yet and we're still winners.
Sonny: I appreciate that but I'd rather not turn back the clock. I'm fine right here.

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Sonny: Maybe if you let those sunglasses have their moment in the sun, maybe they wouldn't have broken up with you.

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