Sixteen Candles Quotes

Jake: I do independent study with her. I catch her lookin' at me a lot. It's kinda cool, the way she's always lookin' at me.
Jock: Maybe she's retarded
Jake: I'm being serious, ok. She looks at me like she's in love with me.

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Jake: I can get a piece of ass any time I want. ****, I got Caroline in the bedroom right now, passed out cold. I could violate her ten different ways if I wanted to.
The Geek: What are you waiting for?

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The Geek: Jake is your dad a big guy?
Jake: Oh, about 6'4"
The Geek: Very nice

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The Geek: You know, I'm getting input here that I'm reading as relatively hostile.
Samantha: Go to hell.
The Geek: VERY hostile.

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The Geek: This information cannot leave this room. Ok? It would devastate my reputation as a dude.
Samantha: No problem.
The Geek: I've never bagged a babe. I'm not a stud.

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The Geek: Very nice! We're five minutes in... I'm at a loss.
Bryce: Real smooth, Cliff.

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