Blood Simple. Quotes

Meurice: JEEEE-zus, I've got a hangover... [picks up a bottle of liquor]
Meurice: ... you wanta drink?

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Private Detective Visser: [to Marty] Who looks stupid now?

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Private Detective Visser: You know, you know, a friend of mine a while back broke his hand and put it in a cast. Very next day, he falls, protects his bad hand, and he breaks his good one. So he breaks it too, you know. So, now he's got two busted flippers. So, I says to him: Creighton, I says. I hope your wife really loves you, because for the next five weeks, you can't even wipe your own god damn ass. [Laughs]
Private Detective Visser: That's the test, ain't it? Test of true love.

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Ray: If you point a gun at someone, you'd better make sure you shoot him, and if you shoot him you'd better make sure he's dead, because if he isn't then he's gonna get up and try to kill you.

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[grabbing Abby from behind after breaking into Ray's house]
Marty: Lover boy really oughta lock his door. Lotta nuts out there.

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