Growing Pains Quotes

Girl Joey: Hey! Pick on somebody your own size!
Piper: Are you a boy or a girl?
Girl Joey: What difference does that make?
Piper: Yeah, obviously a girl.
Whitey: Typical homo. You can't even tell the difference.
Piper: You guys are so lame.
Girl Joey: You've got a lot to learn.
Piper: Yeah,too bad I won't be around here to learn.

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Jason: Just imagine you're sitting around and are happy and suddenly someone comes in and says I see you're all happy and now I'm gonna take this away.
Ben: That guy must be a teacher.

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[imitating Carol]
Mike Seaver: Oh, Scott, I think you're oh so dreamy!

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[Vito is handing out invitations]
Stinky: What does RSVP mean?
Ben: Don't be an idiot, Stinky, it means Refreshments Served at Vito's Party!

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[reading fortune cookies]
Mike: 'Every dog has his day.' Oops, Carol, I think I got yours!
Carol: Then I must have yours, 'One day you will meet a handsome man and fall in love with him.'!

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