Police Academy Quotes
Captain Harris: [finding Zed and Laura by the pool] This is not a spawning pool!
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Cmndt. Mauser: I don't want him here. Put him in with Lassard's academy. He'll fit in just fine.
Capt. Proctor: Yes sir.
Capt. Proctor: Yes sir.
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Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Now, I thought it would be nice if we were to close out our first afternoon together with a nice little stroll around the campus. [shouts]
Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Move out, maggots!
Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Move out, maggots!
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Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Son, where did you get that gun?
Cadet Eugene Tackleberry: [smiling proudly] My mum gave it to me.
Cadet Eugene Tackleberry: [smiling proudly] My mum gave it to me.
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[after Hightower has been thrown out of the Academy]
Cadet Leslie Barbara: Of all the guys who I thought were gonna make it, Hightower was the one. I mean, if all the cops looked like him there'd be no crime at all.
Cadet Leslie Barbara: Of all the guys who I thought were gonna make it, Hightower was the one. I mean, if all the cops looked like him there'd be no crime at all.
TV Show: Police Academy