Rock-A-Doodle Quotes

Grand Duke: If I kill my nephew, would it be murder or charity?

Movie: Rock-A-Doodle
Grand Duke: [on the phone with Edmund] Hello, kitty? [chuckles]
Grand Duke: It's the Duke. I've some rather bad news, I'm afraid. [clears throat]
Grand Duke: When the batteries *expire*, so will your friends. Uh, toodle-loo, cheerio, heh, *bye*!

Movie: Rock-A-Doodle
[the Grand Duke arrives in Edmond's live-action bedroom]
Edmond: Chanticleer?
Grand Duke: No... it's not Chanticleer.
Edmond: Who-who are you?
Grand Duke: You put your finger in the Duke's face, remember? These are expensive, you little brat! [throws his broken monocle on the floor]
Grand Duke: But that is not why the Duke is going to eat you.
Edmond: Eat me?
Grand Duke: Oh, dear. Now I've gone and spoiled the surprise. Always doing that. But you see, we creatures of the night have worked very hard to make absolutely sure that that bird does not return. And you... you, with no regard for the feelings of others, have the nerve to call him back here by name. And besides, I positively loathe rock 'n' roll. [laughs]
Edmond: You're not gonna eat me!
Patou: [narrating] And that's when the Duke hit the ceiling. [the Duke literally hits the ceiling]
Patou: If Edmond wanted to bring Chanticleer back to raise the sun, the Duke was going to have something to say about it.
Grand Duke: Kittens are more digestible.
Patou: [narrating] Young Edmond was about to have the most amazing adventure he'd ever dreamed of. [the Duke transforms Edmond into an animated kitten and his live-action bedroom into a cartoon one]

Movie: Rock-A-Doodle