The Marrying Man Quotes
Paul Manning: Do all married guys do it Ed?
Ed Stander: No, maybe there comes a time in every marriage when a guy considers it but not all of them give in to it, only 43%. Which I think is about to go up to 44%.
Ed Stander: No, maybe there comes a time in every marriage when a guy considers it but not all of them give in to it, only 43%. Which I think is about to go up to 44%.
Movie: The Marrying Man
Technical Adviser: [after losing her bra in the heat of battle] It's all right, Tiger. I've got another one at home.
Technical Adviser: That is not what's worrying me. What is worrying me is my wife coming home and finding it.
Technical Adviser: She'll just think it's hers.
Technical Adviser: Don't be ridiculous.
Technical Adviser: That is not what's worrying me. What is worrying me is my wife coming home and finding it.
Technical Adviser: She'll just think it's hers.
Technical Adviser: Don't be ridiculous.
Movie: The Marrying Man
[Willa Ford and her dancers, dancing to the tune of I Wanna Be Bad, appear in front Mickey's bed]
Willa Ford: [stops dancing] Am I too young for you now?
Mickey: No. No, you're perfect.
Willa Ford: Not even in your dreams, old man. [Willa flips him the finger and disappears]
Willa Ford: [stops dancing] Am I too young for you now?
Mickey: No. No, you're perfect.
Willa Ford: Not even in your dreams, old man. [Willa flips him the finger and disappears]
Movie: The Marrying Man