Lovejoy Quotes

Alice Williams: [Pouting] Lovejoy, I can't live on bread and kisses.
Lovejoy: A bit starchy, isn't it? You need a bit of protein.

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Lady Jane Felsham: [Listening to the music from the snuffbox] It's Bach!
Lovejoy: Bach?
Lady Jane Felsham: Mmm.
Lovejoy: Why on earth should Sam choose Bach? Bach Bach blacksheep was more in his line.

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Lovejoy: Listen, some people... chaps, like to keep things private... like Tink. I respected him for that.
Charlotte Cavendish: Fine, OK, fine. Forget it. [She self-consciously clears her throat]
Lovejoy: Are you blaming me for something, Charlotte?
Charlotte Cavendish: Sometimes, people... chaps... need to share things, but they need a signal... otherwise they bottle it up... and that can be sad. tHat's all I'm saying. [Both are silent]

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Lovejoy: [to Miki] Quit that Seven Samurai stuff or I'm off the case!

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Ricky Price: Uncle Ricky always pays you cash.
Lovejoy: I didn't come for your terrible beer.
Ricky Price: You're a snob, Lovejoy.
Lovejoy: Not where cash is concerned.

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Wendover: [Admiring an antique clock Lovejoy has just bid him out of] Did well with that clock, didn't you?
Lovejoy: Birmingham Bertha.
Lovejoy: The question I ask meself, Lovejoy, is how are you gonna pay for it?
Lovejoy: I've a very philosophical response to that.
Wendover: Yeah?
Lovejoy: Mind your own business!

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