City Slickers Quotes

Barbara Robbins: We'll jump off that bridge when we come to it.

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Clay Stone: I feel as happy as a puppy dog with two peters.

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Curly: I crap bigger than you!

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Curly: Do you know what the secret of life is? [holds up one finger]
Curly: This.
Mitch: Your finger?
Curly: One thing. Just one thing. You stick to that and the rest don't mean ****.
Mitch: But, what is the one thing?
Curly: [smiles] That's what *you* have to find out.

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Mitch: Excuse me, el doctor! Hello...? Don't sew anything up that's supposed to remain open, OK?

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Phil Berquist: [Phil grabs the gun out of the dirt and holds it to Jeff's head at the same time holding a handful of Jeff's hair forcibly, looking to T.R] Put the gun down! Put down the goddamned gun!
Jeff: Mmmm Mmmmm MMMM! [Jeff looks over to T.R., nervously agreeing with Phil's order]
Mitch Robbins: Phil.
Phil Berquist: I'm not going to let them bully us anymore!
Mitch Robbins: Phil.
Phil Berquist: My father-in-law was a bully!
Mitch Robbins: Phil!
Phil Berquist: I hate bullys! Because bullys don't just bully you, [Phil gets on his haunches, the gun still pressed to Jeff's forehead]
Phil Berquist: they take away your diginity!
Mitch Robbins: Phil, come on!
Phil Berquist: I hate that! I really, HATE that! [Phil cocks the gun, and we see a bullet rotating into the chamber]
Jeff: Ahhhhh! [Jeff squeezes his eyes shut, awaiting the shot]
Jeff: . Sorry!
Phil Berquist: BANG! [Jeff's head tenses, expecting to be shot, then looks up at Phil in surprise and confusion]
Phil Berquist: All right, you assholes go and sleep it off! [Phil makes a motion with the gun in hand toward the tent directing Jeff and T.R. to head that way]

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