Pinky and the Brain Quotes

Voice: And now it's time for Cartoon Secrets Revealed.
Pinky: I'm not really that stupid. I purposely sabotage Brain's plans, because if he ever succeeded, the show would be over, wouldn't it?
Voice: That's rather smart.
Pinky: Yes, I thought so.
Brain: Who are you talking to?
Pinky: No one.

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Brain: Thanks for agreeing to meet with me; I really feel you're the only one who can help. You see, after five years of unsuccessful attempts at world domination, I finally figured out where I was going wrong.
Pinky: Brain! Time to walk the sponge again!
Brain: In short, I need a new partner, one whose might is equal to my intellect. In return, I'm willing to let you have all of northern Europe.
Superman: You're kidding, right?
[Later]
Pinky: He turned you down, didn't he?
Brain: Who asked you?!

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Brain: I need help from you viewers. Pinky and I are being held hostage by some horrible little girl whose name escapes me right now.
Elmyra: [pounds Brain on the head repeatedly] E-L-M-Y-R-A! I'm Elmyra, silly cranky big-head mousie!
Pinky: Hey Brain, is that what they call pounding it into your head?

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Brain: Be quiet Pinky, or I shall have to hurt you.

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Brain: What can I do for fun, Pinky? That's it! I'll send several bills to Senate for ratification, then veto them all!

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Brain: At the key moment, I will assume control of the world's loudspeakers and bombard the masses with the most annoying sound known to mankind.
Pinky: Fran Drescher's voice? Poit!

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Brain: The 24-hour deadline has passed, yet there has been no message from Earth! It is most curious. Perhaps I was too lenient.
Pinky: Either that or everyone's gone back to reading books.

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Brain: Pinky, remind me to hurt you later.

TV Show: Pinky and the Brain