Phil of the Future Quote

Phil: (as Pim) Keely, there's something I have to tell you about Phil.
Keely: Forget it. I will never forgive Phil.
Phil: (as Pim) I'm Phil.
Keely: (sarcastically) Oh, sure! Nice skirt, "Phil"!
Phil: (as Pim) When you were 10, you accidentally let your pet hamster lose, but you told your mom the Hamster Liberation Front broke in and set it free.
Keely: I can't believe Phil told you that!
Phil: (as Pim) You told me that. I'm Phil.
Keely: Phil?!
Phil: (as Pim) Candida and the Fashion Zombies are planning to torture Pim at lunch. I have to stop them.
Keely: After all the horrible stuff she's done to you, why would you help her?
Phil: (as Pim) Pim can be a little mean, someone say "evil", but after switching places with her, I realize how tough she has it.
Keely: So, what are you gonna do?
Phil: (as Pim) Well, I have a plan, but I need help. How fast can you spread the word?
Keely: (pulls out her cell phone) Speed of light!
Phil: (as Pim) Well, that's a little slow, but it will do.
Keely: You got it, Phil. Phil, this is the girl's room! Get the heck out of here!

TV Show: Phil of the Future

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