Peep Show Quotes

Sophie: What days do you want, Mark?
Mark: (I don't know, Easter and Shrove Tuesday?)

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Jez: (She's so suggestable, like a sexy robot anybody can hack into and program. Oh there it goes, lesbian kiss - and no one minds! Where are all the homophobes when you need them? God, people are so fickle.)

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Mark: (Great. Gerrard gets Dobby and I get a pukey bucket of snake.)

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Mark: (God she's huge. It's like Alien, if the alien was a human. Hmm, If I had to choose would I rather an alien burst out of my chest quickly, or was heaved out of my vagina slowly?)

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Mark: (He'll never be a lad.Boy to geek to drone.Thats the Corrigan trajectory)

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Mark: Sophie? Jeff says the baby's a boybe. Is it a boybe?
Sophie: Yes!
Mark: Right... almost makes it seem real.
Sophie: Well it is real.
Mark: Of course. (Totally doesn't feel real. maybe 1% more real now)

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Sophie: I've been thinking about names, have you been thinking about names?
Mark: Soph, it's early doors yet, we've a month and some weeks to go (I can get to Argentina in a month. Argentina and a face transplant?)
Sophie: I was thinking 'Tarquin Oliver Nimrod'.
[Mark bursts out laughing]

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Sophie: What would you call him? Mark? Mark Mark Corrigan III?
Mark: No! Of course not, something... normal.
Sophie: What's normal?
Mark: I dunno.. Bruce, or something.
Sophie: Bruce!?
Mark: No, not Bruce.
Sophie: Did you just say Bruce?
Mark: No, I didn't mean Bruce, just a name in that area.
Sophie: Little Bruce?
Mark: No, not Bruce. Just a name like Bruce, not even that much like Bruce!

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Mark: (I'll stick with My high fat foods which will eventually kill Me and My play which is obviously never gonna happen)

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Jez: (This would be so much easier if She wasn't a person with hopes and dreams and grasping clinging Arms)

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Mark: (Its great being a wedding guest.You get to be an unpaid extra in the climactic scene of someone else's Rom-Com)

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[Sophie hands Mark an envelope]
Mark: (Hate mail? In person?!)

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Mark: The absolute worst thing anyone could say about you is that you were a selfish, moral blank, whose lazy cynicism and sneering, ironic take on the world encapsulates everything wrong with a generation. But you my friend are not evil.

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[Mark on Caesarian section]
Mark: (Holy fuck, living innards! I thought now it'd be all high tech, chip and pin, not London Dungeon)

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[Supporting the woman who's partner is in a coma]
Jez: We need to get you some answers. Is he going to pull through? You need to know. (I need to know. Right now I'm the supporting character in a weepy when I want to be the leading man in a porno)

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Jez: Not the Hootenanny!? Never the Hootenanny!...We're better than that.

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Mark: (He brings the terrible Music and then leaves.He's like the 80's)

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Mark: Killing Your enemies is a simple solution.Probably why in Ethics and Law its so frowned upon

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Jez: (No Milk.Not Black Tea.I'm not some kind of Monster)

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Jez: I'm a Christmasist.

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