Numb3rs Quotes

Megan Reeves: It's hard to believe people line up to get into this place.
David Sinclair: Lots more line up to get turned away. Don't ever say I don't take you to the hottest places.

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Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Other things keep thinking me.

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Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: [in reference to darts] Unfortunately, my bird keeps trying to nest in the hallway.

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Alan Eppes: Look at this workload of mine. How do these kids do it?
Charlie Eppes: They're kids.

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David Sinclair: Manager says he's a model tenant. Quiet, pays his rent on time.
Colby Granger: Yeah, and the Son of Sam's the Employee of the Month.

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Colby Granger: Not to diss his decorating sense, but I've definitely seen obsession done better.

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Charlie Eppes: You're right.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: About what?

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Don Eppes: I told you they got me seeing a therapist?
Lt. Gary Walker: Who isn't these days?

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Lt. Gary Walker: I've gotten used to not understanding what the hell you're talking about.
Charlie Eppes: It's great to see you too, Lieutenant.

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Charlie Eppes: The two great adult influences in my life are heading off to blow up pumpkins.

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Lt. Gary Walker: Scotch always tastes better if someone else is buying.

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Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: That page is blank.
Charlie Eppes: Not after I sign it.

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Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: I'm the only one here who has visitors. Even the vow of silence guys are grumbling.

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Amita Ramanujan: I got it! I stole his mojo bag!
Charlie Eppes: [to Megan and Colby via phone] She just stole his mojo.

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Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Charles, you look like someone just stole your chalk.

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Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Who is this person that belongs to this mess?

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Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: I sense a big hairy "but" coming. Ooh, pardon my terrible pun.

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Charlie Eppes: I know how to trap this guy.
Colby Granger: Yeah? Does it involve your deceptive upper body strength?

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Binky Moore: The nerds love me.

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Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: [to Alan] You can move in with me, but I don't live anywhere.

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Charlie Eppes: I have the willpower of a field mouse!
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: But in that field you are a very popular mouse!

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Don Eppes: Let me ask you something not about this.
David Sinclair: About Liz?
Don Eppes: Yeah, how did you know?
David Sinclair: You asked permission to ask.

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Amita Ramanujan: If we had a DTMF decoder … that's a Dual-tone multi-frequency. It's touchtone.
David Sinclair: Why couldn't you have just said that to begin with?
Amita Ramanujan: Yeah, but it wouldn't have been as much fun.

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David Sinclair: Any hunch from Charlie is like a hunch plus.

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Don Eppes: Megan's on a bit of a timeout.
David Sinclair: Again?

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Charlie Eppes: Knocking on the door from 300 miles above Earth.
David Sinclair: Well, we're about to knock a lot harder.

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Megan Reeves: Hugh Jackman in a Wolverine outfit. Now, that was hot.

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Ross Moore: Justice? Kid, you read too many comic books.

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Charlie Eppes: Galactus? That's the guy who ate planets.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Yeah, but he was stellar Darwinism. He was necessary to the survival of the universe.
Charlie Eppes: What?
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: He was the third four, along with eternity and death.
Charlie Eppes: Larry, he wanted to eat the Earth.

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Megan Reeves: Naked carjacking. That's the worst kind.

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