Numb3rs Quotes
Colby Granger: It's a white-collar fraud case. Nobody expected Martha Stewart to go down in a hail of bullets.
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Don Eppes: [to bodyguards] I'm assuming you all have permits for those bulges in your jackets?
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Colby Granger: You assulted a federal agent with a deadly weapon.
Henry Korfelt: It was a Volkswagen.
Henry Korfelt: It was a Volkswagen.
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Don Eppes: So what does your behavioral science training tell you about a grown man who still lives with his mother?
Megan Reeves: About as much as two brothers still mooching meals at their dad's house three nights a week.
Megan Reeves: About as much as two brothers still mooching meals at their dad's house three nights a week.
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Charlie Eppes: Hey, hey, don't get all Fleinhardt on me. It's just the Physics Department Paper Airplane contest.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Fleinhardt? Since when did my last name become a predicate adjective?
Charlie Eppes: Since your students started using it that way.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Fleinhardt? Since when did my last name become a predicate adjective?
Charlie Eppes: Since your students started using it that way.
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Don Eppes: Who made this?
Charlie Eppes: Me. Why?
Don Eppes: Well, the wings are a bit thin.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Hey, wait, wait, let me see this.
Charlie Eppes: Forgive me if all my years in advanced applied mathematics take issues with that assessment.
Don Eppes: Well, forgive me if all my years in high school detention say I'm right.
Charlie Eppes: Me. Why?
Don Eppes: Well, the wings are a bit thin.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Hey, wait, wait, let me see this.
Charlie Eppes: Forgive me if all my years in advanced applied mathematics take issues with that assessment.
Don Eppes: Well, forgive me if all my years in high school detention say I'm right.
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Megan Reeves: [holding up a coffeebox used as a bioterrorism weapon] I love these. They make great lattes.
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Charlie Eppes: Dad would be so happy if we married a doctor.
Don Eppes: Yeah, well, Dad would be happy if I married someone with a pulse.
Don Eppes: Yeah, well, Dad would be happy if I married someone with a pulse.
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Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: You know, Don, you and I are very alike. We are both focused on large possibly unattainable goals. Me trying to explain the workings of the universe …
Don Eppes: And what am I doing? Trying to take all those unworkable workings and put them in jail. Yeah, good luck to both of us.
Don Eppes: And what am I doing? Trying to take all those unworkable workings and put them in jail. Yeah, good luck to both of us.
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Charlie Eppes: (Reffering to Marshall Penfeild) What the Hell is that son of a bitch doing here?
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Don Eppes: What's the deal? There are more people here in the middle of the night than at ten in the morning. It's like the FBI.
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Charlie Eppes: I need the fastest way to the computer lab.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: I know a shortcut through Metallurgy.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: I know a shortcut through Metallurgy.
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Charlie Eppes: Is that the kind of stuff you talk about with Megan at lunch?
Don Eppes: Wait, hold on. You and Megan went out to lunch?
Alan Eppes: Please tell me you ordered something other than white food.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: This was a meal shared by two inquisitive minds in an intellectual pursuit.
Charlie Eppes: Of course it was, like all of your lunches with David. Oh, and with Colby.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: A gamma ray burst will release more energy in ten seconds than the sun will ever emit in its ten billion year lifespan.
Don Eppes: I got it, what's the Hulk's real name?
Charlie Eppes: Um, Bruce Banner.
Don Eppes: That's right. Didn't gamma rays turn him into the Hulk?
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: [ignoring them] They come from the farthest ends of the universe, and after 45 years, we're still uncertain of their origin.
Alan Eppes: And?
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: And we're closer to an answer on that than the three of you will ever get on this.
[Larry leaves]
Charlie Eppes Megan …
Don Eppes: … and Larry.
Alan Eppes: Now, there's a image.
Don Eppes: Wait, hold on. You and Megan went out to lunch?
Alan Eppes: Please tell me you ordered something other than white food.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: This was a meal shared by two inquisitive minds in an intellectual pursuit.
Charlie Eppes: Of course it was, like all of your lunches with David. Oh, and with Colby.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: A gamma ray burst will release more energy in ten seconds than the sun will ever emit in its ten billion year lifespan.
Don Eppes: I got it, what's the Hulk's real name?
Charlie Eppes: Um, Bruce Banner.
Don Eppes: That's right. Didn't gamma rays turn him into the Hulk?
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: [ignoring them] They come from the farthest ends of the universe, and after 45 years, we're still uncertain of their origin.
Alan Eppes: And?
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: And we're closer to an answer on that than the three of you will ever get on this.
[Larry leaves]
Charlie Eppes Megan …
Don Eppes: … and Larry.
Alan Eppes: Now, there's a image.
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Colby Granger: [referring to Ian Edgerton] They say that guy's the bastard son of Clint Eastwood and Yoda.
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David Sinclair: [referring to Colby's Fasination with Ian Edgerton] I'll get you an autograph.
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Amita Ramanujan: So, Larry, what are you going to do with all of your stuff?
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Oh, I don't know. Hey, you can take home your dinnerware if you want.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Oh, I don't know. Hey, you can take home your dinnerware if you want.
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Don Eppes: Hey boys, how we doing? What's for breakfast?
Charlie Eppes: Toast and tori.
Don Eppes: Tori? What do you mean, that looks like Cheerio's.
Charlie Eppes: Tori, plural of torus. A shape with a hole in it.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Well, topologically speaking.
Don Eppes: Mind if I have a rectangle?
Charlie Eppes: Toast and tori.
Don Eppes: Tori? What do you mean, that looks like Cheerio's.
Charlie Eppes: Tori, plural of torus. A shape with a hole in it.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Well, topologically speaking.
Don Eppes: Mind if I have a rectangle?
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[Larry and Charlie are in the tub fully clothed, conducting an experiment]
Alan Eppes: No, I don't want to know what's going on.
Alan Eppes: No, I don't want to know what's going on.
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Alan Eppes: You're ruining the game for the schmucks who play it to enjoy.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Yeah, well, those are the schmucks who should stick to slot machines.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Yeah, well, those are the schmucks who should stick to slot machines.
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Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: [at sea, doing experiments] I'm going to go search for some dramamine.
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