Numb3rs Quotes
Charlie Eppes: What flavor of crazy Kool-Aid do they make you drink before you join the physics department?
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Victor Borrego: You – you think I had something to do with this? Are you kidding?
Colby Granger: No, I got a whole 'nother kidding face.
Colby Granger: No, I got a whole 'nother kidding face.
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Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: We can only see the universe through the limited prism of our senses.
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Charlie Eppes: All right, let's all sit down around a Ouija board and try to solve P vs. NP once and for all.
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Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: [running through the CalSci campus in swimming trunks] Eureka! It's Archimedes all over again!
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Alan Eppes: What is wrong with you? Amita is beautiful, this girl's a stunner; what do you need?
Don Eppes: I think he just wants to be the cutest in bed.
Don Eppes: I think he just wants to be the cutest in bed.
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Charlie Eppes: Hey, Amita, do you remember that we were going to do that one thing earlier?
Amita Ramanujan: What thing?
Charlie Eppes: That thing you said we needed to do. Let's go do it.
[Charlie and Amita leave]
Megan Reeves: What was that?
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Merely a very crude attempt at lending privacy.
Amita Ramanujan: What thing?
Charlie Eppes: That thing you said we needed to do. Let's go do it.
[Charlie and Amita leave]
Megan Reeves: What was that?
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Merely a very crude attempt at lending privacy.
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Don Eppes: Charlie, look. If I'm gonna rule her death a homicide, I need more than skating metaphors.
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Don Eppes: I'm cool until everything quiets down. Then it's like my head is a bad neighborhood to be in.
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David Sinclair: What's the first thing a New Yorker notices about L.A.?
Megan Reeves: No good pizza.
David Sinclair: Okay, what's the second thing?
Megan Reeves: No good pizza.
David Sinclair: Okay, what's the second thing?
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Charlie Eppes: We're gonna need the surveillance footage and some tripods, a laser pointer … and we're gonna need string.
Don Eppes: String?
Charlie Eppes: Lots of string.
Don Eppes: String?
Charlie Eppes: Lots of string.
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Charlie Eppes: I realize the only thing I'm really afraid of is being afraid again.
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David Sinclair What're we gonna to do about it?
Colby Granger: I guess that depends on how many beers we've got left in that bag.
Colby Granger: I guess that depends on how many beers we've got left in that bag.
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Amita Ramanujan: Oh, by the way … Larry called, from his string theory conference. He was confused about something.
Charlie Eppes: What, his-his double special relativity theory?
Amita Ramanujan: No. Whether he was in St. Louis or Cleveland.
Charlie Eppes: [sighs] He's so geographically challenged. Where is his conference?
Amita Ramanujan: Minneapolis.
Charlie Eppes: What, his-his double special relativity theory?
Amita Ramanujan: No. Whether he was in St. Louis or Cleveland.
Charlie Eppes: [sighs] He's so geographically challenged. Where is his conference?
Amita Ramanujan: Minneapolis.
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Colby Granger: [after David Sinclair was shot] He says to tell you he wants back ASAP, and that no, I can't have his desk.
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Lt. Gary Walker: I tried something a little unorthodox. I consulted a mathematician.
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Don Eppes: Hey Chuck you need some help back there? C'mon Susie Homemaker, we're ready to eat.
Charlie Eppes: If you call me Chuck one more time I swear,
Don Eppes: Yeah alright how 'bout "Chucky"?
Charlie Eppes: Chucky, how about I call you "Donald"?
Don Eppes: How about I called you "nerd"?
Charlie Eppes: If you call me Chuck one more time I swear,
Don Eppes: Yeah alright how 'bout "Chucky"?
Charlie Eppes: Chucky, how about I call you "Donald"?
Don Eppes: How about I called you "nerd"?
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Colby Granger: [to David Sinclair as they walk into a Chinese strip club] We're the only white people in here.
David Sinclair: Yes … [looks at Granger] we are.
David Sinclair: Yes … [looks at Granger] we are.
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Charlie Eppes: Dad got shot. During a hold-up at a grocery store. It was pretty … upsetting.
Don Eppes: Yeah, I bet.
Charlie Eppes: And Mom made pancakes.
Don Eppes: Pancakes?
Charlie Eppes: I don't even dream normally.
Don Eppes: Yeah, I bet.
Charlie Eppes: And Mom made pancakes.
Don Eppes: Pancakes?
Charlie Eppes: I don't even dream normally.
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Megan Reeves: Well, I didn't run away from home, but I didn't walk either. And unlike Crystal, I can live with all of my decisions. I don't even regret most of them. Does that make you uncomfortable?
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: [shaking his head] Look. I'm a man who lives in hotel rooms and sleeps on couches.
[Pauses]
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Does that make you uncomfortable?
Megan Reeves: Nooo, I find it oddly attractive.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: ugh You constantly put me in mind of the M57 Nebula, with these layers upon layers of endless complexities.
Megan Reeves: You know, I don't think I will ever tire of being compared to the M57 Nebula.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: [shaking his head] Look. I'm a man who lives in hotel rooms and sleeps on couches.
[Pauses]
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Does that make you uncomfortable?
Megan Reeves: Nooo, I find it oddly attractive.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: ugh You constantly put me in mind of the M57 Nebula, with these layers upon layers of endless complexities.
Megan Reeves: You know, I don't think I will ever tire of being compared to the M57 Nebula.
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Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: I should shut up, shouldn't I?
Megan Reeves: No-o, you should kiss me now.
Megan Reeves: No-o, you should kiss me now.
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Colby Granger: You kiddin' me? Fleinhardt and Megan?
David Sinclair: Yeah, man, for about, uh, a few weeks now.
Colby Granger: So everybody knows?
David Sinclair: Everybody knows now.
Colby Granger: Can't believe she didn't tell me.
David Sinclair: Yeah, man, for about, uh, a few weeks now.
Colby Granger: So everybody knows?
David Sinclair: Everybody knows now.
Colby Granger: Can't believe she didn't tell me.
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Charlie Eppes: I'm using differential equations to perfect the chocolate chip cookie.
Amita Ramanujan: [takes a bite of a cookie] Needs bigger chips.
Amita Ramanujan: [takes a bite of a cookie] Needs bigger chips.
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Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: [on highway attacks not being random] What about meteors?
Charlie Eppes: No, Larry. Not even the FBI can stop meteors.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Well, not yet, maybe … but …
Charlie Eppes: No, Larry. Not even the FBI can stop meteors.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Well, not yet, maybe … but …
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