Monk Quotes
Monk: A Tribute
Sam Axe: You know, a couple of my FBI buddies were telling me about this guy up in San Francisco who was really cleaning up the streets... and, of course, now I know that they meant that, um... literally.
Shawn Spencer: Monk? Sure, I know that guy! I went parasailing with that guy.
Burton "Gus" Guster: No, you didn't.
Shawn: I built sand castles with him.
Gus: No, you didn't.
Zach Nichols: Monk is masterful. I have a picture of him on my refrigerator. I sit at his feet.
Marshall Mann: Like an actual monk, he embodies the realization of his true nature.
Mary Shannon: ...What?
Shawn: We were roadies for Hüsker Dü together...
Gus: No, you weren't!
Hank Lawson: I invited Monk out to the Hamptons! But he hates sand... the sun... and the ocean, so I don't know if it's gonna work out...
Zach Nichols: Well, I tell you, I'm glad he's on our side. Because can you imagine a criminal that is so neat that he doesn't leave behind any hairs or fibers or fingerprints?
Shawn: He's basically my partner in crime-solving.
Gus: That's me, Shawn!
Shawn: ...I'm sorry, who are we talking about again?
Gus: Adrian Monk!
Sam Axe: You know, a couple of my FBI buddies were telling me about this guy up in San Francisco who was really cleaning up the streets... and, of course, now I know that they meant that, um... literally.
Shawn Spencer: Monk? Sure, I know that guy! I went parasailing with that guy.
Burton "Gus" Guster: No, you didn't.
Shawn: I built sand castles with him.
Gus: No, you didn't.
Zach Nichols: Monk is masterful. I have a picture of him on my refrigerator. I sit at his feet.
Marshall Mann: Like an actual monk, he embodies the realization of his true nature.
Mary Shannon: ...What?
Shawn: We were roadies for Hüsker Dü together...
Gus: No, you weren't!
Hank Lawson: I invited Monk out to the Hamptons! But he hates sand... the sun... and the ocean, so I don't know if it's gonna work out...
Zach Nichols: Well, I tell you, I'm glad he's on our side. Because can you imagine a criminal that is so neat that he doesn't leave behind any hairs or fibers or fingerprints?
Shawn: He's basically my partner in crime-solving.
Gus: That's me, Shawn!
Shawn: ...I'm sorry, who are we talking about again?
Gus: Adrian Monk!
TV Show: Monk
lyrics: [theme song] # It's a jungle out there / Disorder and confusion everywhere / No one seems to care / Well I do / Hey, who's in charge here? / It's a jungle out there / Poison in the very air we breathe / Do you know what's in the water that you drink? / Well I do, and it's amazing / People think I'm crazy, 'cause I worry all the time / If you paid attention, you'd be worried too / You better pay attention / Or this world we love so much might just kill you / I could be wrong now, but I don't think so / It's a jungle out there #
TV Show: Monk