Jekyll Quotes

[Katherine makes it out of the house, but Hyde is behind her]
Hyde: Come to daddy!

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Tom: Time of the month?
Katherine: Bit rich, coming from the wolf-man.

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Hyde: Ever killed anyone, Benjamin?
Benjamin: Not personally; I have people.
Hyde: You're missing out - it's like sex, only there's a winner.

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Benjamin: Kid seems a little... freaked.
Hyde: Well, yeah, what can you do? Somebody tried to feed him to a lion...

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Hyde: I love children me, snack size little people, always leave you wanting more...

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Tom's mother[about Hyde]: He'll grow stronger with every day...
Tom: I will fight him! I will never stop fighting him!
Tom's mother: Then he'll kill you.
Tom: Then I won't die... I have children and a wife, I won't die, I don't have time!

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Peter: Scotch alright for you?
Tom: I said I didn't want a drink!
Peter: You might change your mind.
Tom: Oh, you've no idea.
Peter: Oh, I'm afraid I do.

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[Peter injects Tom with a strong sedative]
Tom: Listen to me! Listen to me! What sends me to sleep wakes him up! You just committed suicide!

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[Tom is threatening Peter with a knife whilst Hyde is trying to awaken]
Peter: Tom, a knife? Seriously? You'd never use it, Tom.
Tom: You wait; If Hyde wakes up now with a knife to your throat he'll think it's Christmas.

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Peter: You could have killed me!
Tom: Yes, and this is my good side.

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Claire: Tom?
Hyde: 'Tom'? Tom's gone, honey. Dr. Jackman has left the building. It's the night shift.

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Hyde: Listen, can I tell ya, I haven't fucked anything in days, seriously a gust of wind and I go off! So I hope you don't have any plans that involve walking straight.
[Hyde turns to Peter]
Hyde: You either.

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[Hyde finds a knife]
Hyde: Fantast-ische!

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Peter: You've never killed before!
Hyde: Well stop me in the middle if I'm doing it wrong.

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Claire: You're Tom Jackman.
Hyde: No, we just share a dick.
Claire: Yeah, and it's mine.

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soldier: First casualty of conflict; orders...
Hyde: [motioning to Benjamin's body on the ground] As far as this conflict's concerned I think Benjamin might beg to differ...

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Hyde: Can't tell you how fast I am, don't know exactly, but I can tell you this. First one of you that starts getting nervous, starts pulling that trigger? Dead. Then I'll have a gun and that's the next two, dead. Third one kills me, then dies of his injuries. So what you guys gotta ask yourselves is this... How much did I like my boss?

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Hyde: Gentlemen! If any harm should come to Mrs. Jackman, I will kill you one by one. And I will take my time...!

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[Hyde leaves after killing Benjamin]
Hyde: Hope you find a nicer boss.

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Peter: I apologize in advance for the quality of the coffee.
Claire: You have some questions?
Peter: A few, yes.
Claire: You have my husband in a box!

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Tom: So what do you think?
Tom's Friend: Of what?
Tom: My symptoms.
Tom's Friend: Look them up on the internet.
Tom: You're a doctor.
Tom's Friend: Yes, I'm a doctor. Know what I do with symptoms? I look them up on the internet.

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[Tom is denied access to work when a machine fails to recognise his thumbprint]
Tom: Did I bring the wrong thumb?

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[Claire is told that Tom/Hyde is somehow a relation to Jekyll and the original Hyde]
Claire: Well isn't that just so typical. Well that's so like a man, isn't it? There's always something they're not telling you - "Sorry, hun, should have mentioned I'm Dracula!"

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Hyde: [from a recording] You've got a vivid imagination, Daddy... I've been there.

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Hyde: [referring to Tom] The doctor... is out!
Peter: Security! Get security in here now!
Hyde: He's out of my head - hallelujah! Home alone.

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Hyde: Oh, this feels good - roomy! Look at all this space; I could put up shelves!

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Hyde: [talking about Tom] Search me, love, he was in here a minute ago. Turn my back and whoosh, not even a tip on the dresser - men! Oh, this feels so peaceful, love it. No more boring little doctor yapping away in the corner. Honestly you had no idea; "don't do this," "don't do that," "don't kill her," "your turn to shave," and if I had another argument about who was biting the fingernails - Oh! Did that bug you, the fingernails, did he do that when he was with you? We should talk, you and me - we're fellow sufferers, we should have a cup of coffee and have a good old chin-wag about him. The wife and the ex, all friends now - the bastard's dead.

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Hyde: The thing about consuming an alter-ego, bit like a Chinese, a minute later you're hungry again. Hello boys!

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Scientist: Basically, you may not be stabilized... It's for your own good, basically.
Hyde: Okay Mr. Basically, talk to me like you know me again in public where people can see and the next sound you hear will be your own neck snapping. Do we have a basis for communication?

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Hyde: I can smell your sweat. [sniffs air] Vegetarian. [sniffs air] Ruff! You've got a dog. Woof woof! Two dogs, big dogs. I vant to say Alsatian...
Peter: Is he correct, Colonel Hart?
Colonel Hart: Yes sir, he's correct
Hyde: [puts finger on Colonel Hart's face then licks his finger] Mmm! Tasty! 57 years old. Ex-smoker. Gave up two years ago... [checks the taste in his mouth] Yep, two years ago, two years... [looks down, voice growing softer] ...and too late. It's started already, hasn't it? Rustling away down there, growing in the dark. Hello Mr. Tumor, goodbye daylight. [beat][perkily] Am I right?!
Peter: Is he right, Colonel Hart?
Colonel Hart: Yes sir, he's right.
Hyde: 'Course I'm right! Two years, I'd say, then it's night night Colonel Cancer. [mock salutes] Sir!
Claire: Stop that!
Hyde: Oh ohhh, it's the missus!

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