JAG Quotes
Lt. Cmdr. Mark Lowrey: You know, on a scale of one to ten, I gave you a 3.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: That high?
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: That high?
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Major Russell: You know the guy who is responsible your your STA problems?
Lt. Cmdr. Mark Lowrey: I hope not personally.
Major Russell: Lieutenant Commander Rabb thinks he may have done something to the capture arm.
Lt. Cmdr. Mark Lowrey: Terrific.
Lt. Cmdr. Mark Lowrey: I hope not personally.
Major Russell: Lieutenant Commander Rabb thinks he may have done something to the capture arm.
Lt. Cmdr. Mark Lowrey: Terrific.
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Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Harm. Harmon Rabb I'm a Lieutenant Commander in United States navy.
(laughter)
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: What's so funny?
Voice: You tell Colonol Han, I've been here too long to play a game like this anymore.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Why are you saying that?
Voice: Because I'm Lieutenant Commander Harmon Rabb, US Navy.
(laughter)
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: What's so funny?
Voice: You tell Colonol Han, I've been here too long to play a game like this anymore.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Why are you saying that?
Voice: Because I'm Lieutenant Commander Harmon Rabb, US Navy.
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Voice: Remember what I used to tell you when you were little?
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Always address adults as 'sir' or 'ma'am' and never play with matches?
Voice: And that our instincts are always right, we just learn to ignore them.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Always address adults as 'sir' or 'ma'am' and never play with matches?
Voice: And that our instincts are always right, we just learn to ignore them.
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Colonel Yung-Chi: I am not Han. My name is Colonel Yung-Chi. I replaced Colonel Han, 10 years ago.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Ten years ago?
Colonel Yung-Chi: Yes. Who told you about Colonel Han?
(Harm turns back towards the border)
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: My father.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Ten years ago?
Colonel Yung-Chi: Yes. Who told you about Colonel Han?
(Harm turns back towards the border)
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: My father.
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Lieutenant Donovan: (re: Ares control system) It can practically run the whole ship.
Lt. Kate Pike: Why even keep the crew on board?
Lieutenant Donovan: We have a good union.
Lt. Kate Pike: Why even keep the crew on board?
Lieutenant Donovan: We have a good union.
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Lt. Cmdr Gino Campisano: I walk out of here, or he dies.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Try it. I don't like him, anyway. What's it gonna be?
(Rabb shoots Campisano)
Commander Dennis Brockman: You could have killed me!
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Would you rather he had killed you?
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Try it. I don't like him, anyway. What's it gonna be?
(Rabb shoots Campisano)
Commander Dennis Brockman: You could have killed me!
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Would you rather he had killed you?
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Flight Attendant: (over intercom) Paging passenger Rabb, Lieutenant Commander Rabb, please press your call button.
Lt. Kate Pike: I think I hear duty calling.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: No!
Flight Attendant: (over intercom) Lieutenant Commander Rabb, please press your call button so the flight attendant can locate you. You have an emergency message.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: No! (off Kate's look)(jabs call button)
Lt. Kate Pike: I think I hear duty calling.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: No!
Flight Attendant: (over intercom) Lieutenant Commander Rabb, please press your call button so the flight attendant can locate you. You have an emergency message.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: No! (off Kate's look)(jabs call button)
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Ensign Bud Roberts: We can get eggs and pancakes on the ship, I don't know why you want to pay for them at the diner.
CPO Ned Bannon: Mr. Roberts, if you have to ask that that after 6 months at sea I can't explain it to you.
CPO Ned Bannon: Mr. Roberts, if you have to ask that that after 6 months at sea I can't explain it to you.
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Agent Brian Turque: You can't investigate the murder of your girlfriend.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: How about my sister?
Agent Brian Turque: She was your sister?
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: No, but that's a better way to describe our relationship, and I'm not leaving her murder investigation to someone who jumps to conclusions as fast as you.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: How about my sister?
Agent Brian Turque: She was your sister?
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: No, but that's a better way to describe our relationship, and I'm not leaving her murder investigation to someone who jumps to conclusions as fast as you.
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Admiral A.J. Chegwidden: Nobody pulls a JAG officer off an investigation except me or God, and He hasn't asked.
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Cmdr. Alison Krennick: I've always maintained that there is no such thing as a platonic relationship between a healthy man and woman, unless one of them is gay and the other is neutered.
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Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Diane and I never slept together.
Cmdr. Alison Krennick: What were you going to do all weekend, play gin?
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Red light, Commander.
Cmdr. Alison Krennick: My God, I think you really mean it.
Cmdr. Alison Krennick: What were you going to do all weekend, play gin?
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Red light, Commander.
Cmdr. Alison Krennick: My God, I think you really mean it.
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Admiral A.J. Chegwidden: Well done, Commander.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Thank you, sir.
Lt. J.G. Bud Roberts: Very well done, sir
Admiral A.J. Chegwidden: Don't over do it, Mr. Roberts, he's a naval aviator. With his wings comes an ego as big as an Admiral's.
Lt. J.G. Bud Roberts: One or two stars, sir? (silence) I was joking,sir
Admiral A.J. Chegwidden: Lieutenant J.G.s don't joke with admirals, son, it could get him transferred to a supply ship in the Aleutians. Joking is strictly an admiral's privilege.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Thank you, sir.
Lt. J.G. Bud Roberts: Very well done, sir
Admiral A.J. Chegwidden: Don't over do it, Mr. Roberts, he's a naval aviator. With his wings comes an ego as big as an Admiral's.
Lt. J.G. Bud Roberts: One or two stars, sir? (silence) I was joking,sir
Admiral A.J. Chegwidden: Lieutenant J.G.s don't joke with admirals, son, it could get him transferred to a supply ship in the Aleutians. Joking is strictly an admiral's privilege.
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Maj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: We have 33 minutes, Commander.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: How do you do that?
Maj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: I've got great timing.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: How do you do that?
Maj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: I've got great timing.
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Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Hey, there's a bed back here.
Maj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: So?
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Well, it fits our cover story.
Maj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: So?
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Well, it fits our cover story.
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Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: I keep forgetting I don't know you.
Maj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: Deja vu again?
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Only whenever I see your face. Or hear you talk. I wouldn't know about your smile, I haven't seen one yet.
Maj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: There's not much to smile about.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: I guess not.
Maj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: Sounds like I have a twin out there.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Not anymore.
Maj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: Deja vu again?
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Only whenever I see your face. Or hear you talk. I wouldn't know about your smile, I haven't seen one yet.
Maj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: There's not much to smile about.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: I guess not.
Maj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: Sounds like I have a twin out there.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Not anymore.
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Colonel Matt O'Hara: Where did you find this sailor, Sarah?
Maj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: In a rose garden, Uncle Matt.
Maj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: In a rose garden, Uncle Matt.
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Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Leave it to the Marines.
Maj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: Most people do.
Maj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: Most people do.
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Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: You all right, Admiral?
Admiral A.J. Chegwidden: I'm fine, Commander, but this Private's got a problem.
Admiral A.J. Chegwidden: I'm fine, Commander, but this Private's got a problem.
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Capt. Gayle Osbourne: Hello, Admiral. Nice to know you're alive.
Admiral A.J. Chegwidden: You don't expect me to return that compliment, do you?
Admiral A.J. Chegwidden: You don't expect me to return that compliment, do you?
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Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: You have access to a lot of places for a Special Assistant to an Undersecretary of State.
Special Agent Clayton Webb: I am a Special Assistant to State. Sometimes.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: And other times?
Special Agent Clayton Webb: I do other things. Doesn't everybody in Washington?
Special Agent Clayton Webb: I am a Special Assistant to State. Sometimes.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: And other times?
Special Agent Clayton Webb: I do other things. Doesn't everybody in Washington?
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Admiral A.J. Chegwidden: We're running out of time, here, son.
Maj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: Three minutes if you're right about Osbourne only giving us a half hour, Admiral.
Admiral A.J. Chegwidden: How the hell do you do that, Major?
Maj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: I don't really know, sir, but I'm never off by more than 30 seconds.
Maj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: Three minutes if you're right about Osbourne only giving us a half hour, Admiral.
Admiral A.J. Chegwidden: How the hell do you do that, Major?
Maj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: I don't really know, sir, but I'm never off by more than 30 seconds.
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Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: What is that?
Lt. J.G. Bud Roberts: It's a cell phone, sir!
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: I know that! What's it doing up here?!
Lt. J.G. Bud Roberts: It's a cell phone, sir!
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: I know that! What's it doing up here?!
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Lt. J.G. Bud Roberts: Does that mean you're not mad at me anymore, sir?
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: I was never mad at you, Bud! It's Mac that's always complaining about you!
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: I was never mad at you, Bud! It's Mac that's always complaining about you!
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Annie Pendry: Don't worry, I still have faith in you. You're basically good material.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Basically?
Annie Pendry: Well, I mean, if you were perfect, don't you think you would have fallen in love by now?
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: I'm working on it. (reaches out to stroke her hair)
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Basically?
Annie Pendry: Well, I mean, if you were perfect, don't you think you would have fallen in love by now?
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: I'm working on it. (reaches out to stroke her hair)
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Annie Pendry: Is that why you come here? Because you think we need you?
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: At first, yeah. But, somewhere along the way I stopped coming just to check in on you.
Annie Pendry: Harm, I don't want to start something for the wrong reasons. You just do more damage than good when you leave.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Then maybe I shouldn't leave.
Annie Pendry: No, you have to.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Why?
Annie Pendry: Because I want you to stay!
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Well, now I know I'm confused.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: At first, yeah. But, somewhere along the way I stopped coming just to check in on you.
Annie Pendry: Harm, I don't want to start something for the wrong reasons. You just do more damage than good when you leave.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Then maybe I shouldn't leave.
Annie Pendry: No, you have to.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Why?
Annie Pendry: Because I want you to stay!
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Well, now I know I'm confused.
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Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Hell, Lieutenant, looks like your luck's changing.
Lt. Pete 'Pistol' Ayers: I thought you didn't believe in luck, sir.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Only the good kind. Well, Lieutenant, I'd fly with you anytime. You're untouchable.
Lt. Pete 'Pistol' Ayers: I thought you didn't believe in luck, sir.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Only the good kind. Well, Lieutenant, I'd fly with you anytime. You're untouchable.
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Maj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: Objection. Your honor, the prosecution has just gone from speculation to fantasy.
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Maj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: If you have some evidence I should know about...
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: You'll eventually get it, and then you can plea bargain.
Maj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: In your dreams, Commander.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Oh, you don't want to be in my dreams, Major.
Maj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: Red light, Commander.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Red light? There was nothing sexual in what I said, and if you think there was, then maybe, I should give you the red light.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: You'll eventually get it, and then you can plea bargain.
Maj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: In your dreams, Commander.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Oh, you don't want to be in my dreams, Major.
Maj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: Red light, Commander.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Red light? There was nothing sexual in what I said, and if you think there was, then maybe, I should give you the red light.
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