JAG Quotes

Bud: Power Nut

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Harm: Excuse Me?

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Bud: No, not you sir the doughnut

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Harm: Admiral.
AJ: You okay?
Harm: Yes, sir. Webb? What are you doing here?
AJ: Getting decked. (Turns and punches Webb.)

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Chloe Madison: Harm and Mac, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

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Lt. Cmdr. Rabb: You ok?
Maj. Mackenzie: Every time I think I've put the pieces of my life together, someone comes along and jumbles them back up. Humph. Everyone who has ever meant anything to me is leaving my life.
Rabb: It will be OK, Mac. You'll get to see Chloe again. One day you'll have kids of your own.
Mac: Yeah, not at this rate. My biological clock is going off and I keep hitting the snooze button. Ha.
Rabb: Tell you what. Five years from this moment, if neither of us is in a relationship we'll have some kids.
Mac: You and me, have a baby together?
Rabb: Hmmmm, with your looks and my brains he'll be perfect.
Mac: And what if she has your looks and my brains?
Rabb: That could work, too. So, what do you say? Deal?
Mac: Don't make a promise you can't keep.
Rabb: I haven't yet.

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Harm: (talking about Mic) Do you love him?
Mac: Do you love Renee?
Harm: I'm not marrying Renee
Mac: We should, we should go back in.
Harm: Hey, do you love him?
Mac: That's not a question you get to ask.

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PO Coates: "My father was a minister...he kind of soured me on God/"
Lt. Simms: "Maybe you should give Him another chance."
PO Coates: "I'm not really interested in patching things up with my Dad."
Lt. Simms: "That's not the 'Him' I was talking about."

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Commander Sturgis Turner: I consider myself a forgiving Christian, but I'm having problems with this one. (talking about Bud)
Harm: If it's any consolation, I forgive you for having a job that I still want.

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Commander Sturgis Turner: (Harms' phone rings) Job offer?
Harm: CIA. Deputy director wants to see me.
Commander Sturgis Turner: What did you do?

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General Cresswell: Old habits die hard.

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Lt. Cmdr. Bud Roberts: Upon retiring, Admiral Chegwidden gave me his JAG coin. I thought this would be the perfect time to use it. This is the side with heads, this is the side with tails. The bride to be will call.
Lt. Col. Sarah Mackenzie: Tails.
Bud: I always wanted to do this at the Super Bowl. (Final line of the series)

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Cmdr. Turner: [speaking to LCMDR Roberts] Bud, for a mild-mannered you do seem to piss alot of people off.

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Commander Rabb: "That's quite a catch that catch-22" (When Col. Mackenzie is trying to remove herself from a case)

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Mac: Must be nice.
Sturgis: What's that?
Mac: To be above it all. 'I wouldn't do it but that doesn't mean it shouldn't be done.' Now that's cowardly.

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