Hell's Kitchen (U.S.) Quotes

Gordon: You've got every right to look down, because that was embarrassing. Ladies, I've never seen girls bitch so much. It was just evil and twisted. Hell's Bitches.

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Gordon: Vinnie, sixty minutes without any appetizers. What have you got to say?
Vinnie: I didn't know what you wanted. You didn't want to show me. So what did you want me to do?
Gordon: You two faced lazy little fucker!
Vinnie: Lazy?
Rock: (interview) All I could think to myself was, "Please shut up! Who are you talking to? Are you serious?" I just couldn't, I couldn't believe it.
Gordon: What do you want me to do? Wipe your arse?

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Aaron: (to the customers) My name's Aaron. I'm a chef. I'm one of your chefs tonight. And welcome to Hell's Kitchen.
Customers: Thank you.
Gordon: (to Jean Philippe) What in the fuck is Aaron doing in the dining room?
Aaron: My name's Aaron and I'm a chef in Hell's Kitchen. Welcome to Hell's Kitchen.
Jean Philippe: He's talking to customers.
Gordon: He's talking to customers.
Aaron: My name's Aaron. Well you already know my name because it's on my shirt!
Gordon: Get that fucking donkey out of there!

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Gordon: (on Eddie's risotto) It's barely edible! It's way too peppery and you wouldn't even serve it to a fucking pig.

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Gordon: Josh, what are you doing there? What are you doing there with that chicken? Is that dry?
Josh: No chef.
Gordon: It looks dry from here. Just touch that, that's the skin my man.
Josh: It is chef. It is chef.
Gordon: Yeah. (Smashes the chicken from the plate) Fuck off.
Josh: (interview) Did that honestly just happen? What just happened?!

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[Gordon has had it with the blue team.]
Gordon: Now you've (Josh) got dry chicken! You fucking donkey! You (Eddie) can't even do a fucking risotto, you know that. You (Aaron) can't even filet a fucking fish! You, you, you, you, you, you, fuck off out of here. Get out! GET OUT!! The fucking girls will finish the meal service. Get out!!

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Gordon: Aaron, you're in the dining room like the President of the United States of America shaking hands with people. What the fuck was that all about?
Aaron: I apologize chef. Obviously I didn't do that great of a job.

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Bonnie: (interview) (when troops wake up the chefs) I'm in the shower with conditioner in my hair. I was like run through the house half naked and I look like a drowned rat and I'm not happy.

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Vinnie: (interview) It's was very disheartning to not to be able to serve the people that serve us.

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Gordon: (smelling the crab) Hey missy (Joanna), is that crab high to you? Anyone else smell that? Where's the crab? Maryann smell that. (Sees Joanna trying to leave) Hey you, don't you fucking dare! Come here you!
Maryann: (smelling the crab) Oh god.
Gordon: Can you not smell that? The crab is off. It's fucking rancid! How can you do that?
Joanna: I did not smell the crab chef.
Bonnie: (interview) I can't believe Joanna had been using that. It just made you sit up and go "Whoa!"
Gordon: Have you sent one out already?
Joanna: No chef.
Gordon: Thank god for that! YOU'LL KILL SOMEONE!! (throws the crab in the bin) Hey, get off! Get off! Julia, take over.
Julia: Yes chef.
Jean Philippe: Should I recommend something else?
Gordon: Oh you fucking recommend. Recommend a new restaurant.

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[Rock brings scallops to the pass with eggs cooked by Vinnie]
Gordon: Hey hello, Come here donkeys! Here we go. Who started? What is that?
Vinnie: It's a raw egg.
Gordon: What is that? What is that? What is that? (rubs the raw egg in Vinnie's whites) Fuck off will ya yeah? Fuck off! Okay?
Rock: (interview) He slammed that shit right in Vinnie's...chest and Vinnie tensed up and he was about to bust and all I could think was "Oh my god. Do not lose your head."
Gordon: Fuck off! Hey, why did you fucking let it go when you knew it wasn't ready?
Vinnie: I screwed up again chef.
Gordon: Hey, look at me now. You've just comfirmed in my mind, you're not trustworthy. So fuck you!
Vinnie: (interview) It's tough to bite your tongue. I just figured take it, it's the only way to win and you'll be alright.
Gordon: Start the fucking table again.

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Jen: Julia, what you got in here is enough for two orders.
Julia: Okay.
Jen: I'm going to toss all this (spaghetti) out. (Dumps it in the garbage.)
Gordon: Away next, scallop, risotto, spaghetti yes?
Julia: Ladies, spaghetti!
Jen: You need more spaghetti Julia? Oh, I fucking just tossed it! Let me just get it. I'll get it. I'll get it. (interview) We had an order for spaghetti and I threw out what we had and I just decided to retrieve the spaghetti from the top of the garbage and washed it. 212 (degrees) kills the bacteria and I decided to serve it.
Julia: Where did you get it from?
Jen: The garbage on top.
Julia: Oh no, no, no. No way. (interview) Who in the world picks food out of the trash? You can't just do anything in the heat of the moment.
Gordon: (not having seen what Jen did) How long Julia?
Julia: Six minutes chef.
Gordon: Oh dear.

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Narrator: Meanwhile in the blue kitchen, the pressure is on Josh and Brad to get out some entrees.
Gordon: Let's do two wellingtons, one turbot. Lets go.
Brad: Josh, did you hear that? I'm going on two wellingtons. Can you, I need you guys to go.
Josh: That's not a problem. How long on the wellingtons?
Brad: I can go right now.
Josh: No, I can't.
Brad: You can't? I need to pull this out then.
Gordon: Hey JOSH!!
Josh: Yes chef.
Gordon: Fucking little bastard. Hey, are you just trying to sabotage them?
Josh: No way.
Gordon: So that it makes you look good?
Josh: No way chef.
Gordon: Who's the first person you should be telling?
Josh: I should talk to him (Brad) chef. I should talk to meat station. It was my fault chef. (defensively) No sabotage. (interview) I wasn't trying to sabotage. Are you crazy?
Gordon: You deserve a kick in the nuts.
Josh: Yes chef.
Gordon: Hey, start the fucking table again.

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[Gordon notices Brad scraping off the bottom of a burnt wellington]
Josh: Brad, two minutes.
Brad: Yes, no go in two minutes 45 seconds.
Gordon: Hold on, there's someone being dishonest. Lift the bottom of the wellington over. (Brad does so) Oh come on. You give me them anemic bits of shit, I'll fucking throw em up your ass sideways. Where's your fucking brain? I just cannot believe this! Can we have the two main courses TOGETHER?!!! (kicks the bins) SHIT!!! Ohhhhhhhh.

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Gordon: Ready? Brad, you sack of shit.

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Gordon: Come on, what is that? Hello?
Brad: Papaya?
Gordon: Fucking carrot, you donut.

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Gordon: : Your palates are shit, so taste everything on this platter.

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Gordon: We're waiting on you Bonnie! Is that chicken just sliced in half and put back in the pan?
Bonnie: (points at chicken on the cutting board) This chef?
Gordon: Oh no, Bonnie not that, you fucking idiot. You stupid cat. You know what? Everytime I've asked you a sensible question, you've given me a dumb blonde answer.
Bonnie: Sorry chef.
Gordon: Right, let's go back to the beginning shall we?
Bonnie: Yes chef.
Gordon: Did you just slice the chicken in half and stuck it back in the oven?
Bonnie: Yes chef.
Gordon: Is it dry?
Bonnie: It doesn't feel dry but I'll start over.
Gordon: It's fucking lost its texture. Right now, you all are screwing your fucking selves. Is the chicken in for the langoustine?
Bonnie: (points to the same chicken) Yes chef. Right here.
Gordon: Fuck me. No that's the main course one.
Bonnie: It's right here.
Gordon: Listen, hey listen, it's not in.
Bonnie: It's not in but I'm putting it in now.
Gordon: Right so--- here we go again. When are you going to fucking shut up? I'VE HAD ENOUGH NOW! Stop lying to me! You're saying yes all the fucking time YET NOTHING'S DONE!!! WORK TOGETHER!!
Bonnie: Yes chef.

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[A tall lady comes to the hotplate demanding for food.]
Gordon: Jean-Philippe, what table is the lady from?
Jean-Philippe: 23.
Gordon: 23, blue yes? Take the giraffe back to her table please.
Lady: Excuse me?! I'm asking for service and he's being rude.

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Gordon: (Checking the wellingtons) Vinnie!
Vinnie: Yes chef?
Gordon: Vinnie, come on chef. Look, raw pastry's trimmed off the bottom. That's the shit you don't send to the customers. It's still left on. Tell him to trim them please?
Rock: Trim them real quick.
Gordon: Chef Vinnie!
Vinnie: Yes chef!
Gordon: Look at me. Can you trim it properly?
Vinnie: Yes chef.
Gordon: And bring it to the hotplate and cut the pastry with a straighted knife. Donkey! Is it every other one is right? Or is it one in three is right?
Vinnie: No chef. This one's perfect.
Gordon: This one's perfect. What have you overcooked? How much have you binned?
Vinnie: I fucked a lot up but I'm on it now.
Gordon: (seeing Vinnie's wasted meat.) Oh no!
Vinnie: (interview) I kept my own private garbage bin on my station and I think I had six wellington orders and one chicken in my bin.
Gordon: Hey, a restaurant wouldn't even open with that. You'd close it before you got anywhere.
Vinnie: (interview) It's a mistake. It was an expensive mistake.
Gordon: Oh fuck me senseless!

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[Gordon asks for Josh to taste undercooked pasta]
Gordon: Complaint. Raw Spaghetti. No don't fucking... (grunts) What the fuck is all that? What do you think you are? WWF wrestling. Dick! Taste that!

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Gordon: I'm just getting so fucking wound up. It's not going anywhere. We're not getting anything out. Everything's fucking done, clearly given up, and it's fucking embarrassing.
Red Team: No chef!
Jean-Philippe: (returning with a dish) Chef?
Gordon: Ohhhh fuck off! Oh fuck off! Fuck off! What did they say?
Jean-Philippe: Chicken being cold chef.
Gordon: Right, hey gentlemen. Hey ladies, all look good well over. Hey Barbie! (Bonnie) Do your hair before you come over! Stone cold chicken. Fucking salty fucking garnish yeah? And fucking there you go chef, there you go (tosses the dish on the floor) Fucking clear down.
Josh: (interview) Chef was furious. He dropped the plate, he said "Fuck off! Shut down!" And we were SO goddamn close again! Dammit.

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[During the cooking challenge, while cooking the duck breast]
Julia: Bonnie, do I sear it until it gets really, really crispy?
Bonnie: No, you have to do it very slowly. It's not a sear.
Melissa: (pushing in next to Julia) What's the problem? Julia, ask me if you have any questions.
Bonnie: Alright...
Julia: What is your problem, Melissa?
Melissa: You're supposed to listen to me, not Bonnie.
Bonnie: (interview) Excuse me?!

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Melissa: Check in on your duck, Julia. You took it out of the oven.
Julia: Yeah, so it won't burn.
Melissa: I think you should stick it back in, just for a little while.
Julia: But it's already medium.
Melissa: Guys, all the food has to be plated hot. I'm assuming that you have just a little bit of knowledge of how to cook...
Julia: Don't assume!
Melissa: ...otherwise, you shouldn't be here.
Julia: I thought that you knew how to cook, too!
Bonnie: (to herself) I am above all this.
[cut to Rock, who is standing in the storeroom by the red kitchen]
Rock: Argue, argue. Hell's Bitches, Hell's Bitches. Yes!

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[Both teams have been cooking meals for a wedding reception in Hell's Kitchen]
Gordon: This menu is a crucial, critical menu. Did you use the time wisely?
Red Team: No chef.
Gordon: What? No?
Bonnie: Too many people were arguing on our team chef.
Gordon: Oh come on ladies. Why are we arguing Julia on such an important occasion?
Julia: Because there was one person who wanted to run around and do every single thing.
Gordon: Who was in charge?
Melissa: I'm in charge but unfortunately I can't do everything at once. I need help.
Gordon: Stop. I didn't put you in charge madam. You're standing there acting like some jumped up little cavewoman. Today's challenge quite frankly was a team effort. Let's hope what you have produced in the last hour is delicious.

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Gordon: (After sparing Lovely and Tennelle from elimination.) And I've got one more thing to say and it's bad to you all: I'm nobody's bitch. (everyone laughs) Now get some sleep.

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Gordon: Amanda.
Amanda: Yes, Chef!
Gordon: What's 12 times 3?
Amanda: 9 (that was the correct answer when she incorrectly made 8 lamb ribs (3 portions of 3, but she incorrectly said the answer to that question four times.)

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[The teams are tied one to one in the wedding reception challenge.]
Narrator: Now it all comes down to the meat entree.
Rock: (interview) Tied 1-1. All the pressure is riding on...me.
Gordon: Third and final dish. Please present the meat entrees.
Melissa: (to Jen) We shouldn't send it.
Gordon: Please present the meat entrees together.
Rock: Ready Jen?
Melissa: Jen, don't send it. Don't.
Gordon: Melissa, I don't know what you're trying to do, or whether you're trying to upset our guests. But right now, I'm starting to get pissed. Now will you send your food?!
Rock: Let's go. (Rock and Jen bring the meat entrees to the table.)
Gordon: Right. Domes off. (Rock and Jen reveal their dishes, Jen's dish is a small dried up duck breast on a bare plate.) Alright... okay... ahem...
Bonnie: (interview) There are no words to say how humiliating it was serving a piece of shit duck to a husband and wife to be. I really wanted to disintegrate.
Gordon: Oh dear. Jen.
Jen: Yes, chef?
Gordon: Describe the dish.
Jen: That's a duck breast... um...
Gordon: First of all, I'm deeply embarrassed.
Jen: I am as well.
Jen: (interview) I was so embarrassed you know. They probably think I cooked it. I had nothing to do with that!
Gordon: Rock, please explain.
Rock: We have a dry aged ribeye that's been pan seared and served with wild mushroom cream sauce.
Gordon: Thank you. (gives Carlotta the ribeye and Cyrus the duck breast)
Cyrus: (trying to cut through the duck) Oh wow, this is really tough.
Gordon: I'm so sorry. Nobody's going to be eating that, are they? (Takes the duck away and covers it with a napkin, then looks at the Red Team in disgust)

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[During preperation for the wedding reception, Melissa has burned a potato dish and has to redo it.]
Gordon: They are getting fucking married! I can't stop the church!

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Gordon: (to Josh) You look fabulous by the way. You should be on GQ front cover, "Captain Dick".
Josh: (interview) Chef wants to put me on the cover of GQ. That's fine and good. But what I'm waiting for is for him to put me in charge of Green Valley Ranch.

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