Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Quotes

Rocket: [knocks out Gamora]I'm Sorry. I can only afford to lose one friend today.

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Drax: Screw you, spaceship!

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Yondu: [crashes into Ego's palace]Hey, there, jackass!

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Nebula: I win. I win. I bested you in combat.
Gamora: No. I saved your life.
Nebula: Well, you were stupid enough to let me live.
Gamora: You let me live!
Nebula: I don't need you always trying to beat me!
Gamora: I'm not the one that just flew across the universe just because I wanted to win.
Nebula: Do not tell me what I want.
Gamora: I don't need to tell you what you want! It's obvious!
Nebula: You were the one who wanted to win. And *I* just wanted a sister! [pause]
Nebula: You were all I had. But you were the one who needed to win. Thanos pulled my eye from my head... and my brain from my skull... and my arm from my body... because of you.

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Meredith Quill: I can't believe I fell in love with a spaceman.

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Stakar Ogord: [to Yondu]If you think... I take pleasure... in exiling you... you're wrong. You broke all our hearts.

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Drax: [laughing]Yes! I have single-handedly vanquished the beast!

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[Mantis touches Gamora, and she feels fear for the first time] Gamora: What did you do to me?

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Peter Quill: [to Rocket]What is your goal here? To get everyone to hate you? Because it's working.

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Ego: Soon, Peter, we will be all there is. So stop pissing me off!

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Drax: [Looking at Batteries]What are they called again?
Peter Quill: Anulax batteries.
Drax: Harbulary batteries.
Peter Quill: That's nothing like what I just said.

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Rocket: He didn't chase them away.
Peter Quill: No.
Rocket: Even though he yelled at them, and was always mean... And he stole batteries he didn't need.
Peter Quill: [Realizes Rocket's talking about himself, not Yondu]Well, of course not.

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Zylak's Frenemy: You suck, Zylak.

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Gamora: [hugging Nebula]You will always be my sister.

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Howard the Duck: [to a lady]So how about a round with the duck?

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Ayesha: Every citizen is born exactly as designed by the community. Impeccable, both physically and mentally. We control the DNA of our progeny, germinating them in birthing pods.
Peter Quill: I guess I prefer to make people the old-fashioned way.
Ayesha: Well, Perhaps someday, you could give me a history lesson in the archaic ways of our ancestors. For academic purposes.

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Drax: Out of the way, dumber smaller Groot!

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Rocket: [Teasing Drax who is not wearing any armor,cause it hurts his nipples]My nipples hurt. Oh, goodness me!

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Gamora: Nebula... I was a child like you. I was concerned with staying alive until the next day, every day. And I never considered what Thanos was doing to you. I'm trying to make it right. There are little girls like you across the universe who are in danger. You can stay with us and help them.
Nebula: I will help them by killing Thanos.

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Gamora: [to Quill]There's no unspoken thing.

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Drax: Those pools, they remind me of a time when I took my daughter to the forgotten lakes of my home world. She was like you.
Mantis: Disgusting?
Drax: Innocent. [Mantis touches Drax, she senses his sadness and breaks down]

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[sees a pile of bones] Nebula: We need to get off this planet.

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Gamora: What was that story you told me about Zardu Hasselfrau?
Peter Quill: [confused]Who?
Gamora: He owned a magic boat?
Peter Quill: [after a long pause]David Hasselhoff?
Gamora: Right.
Peter Quill: Not a magic boat. A talking car.
Gamora: Why did he talk again?
Peter Quill: To help him fight crime, and to be supportive!

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Yondu: I ain't done nothing right in my whole life Rat. You gotta give me this.

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Ayesha: Don't screw with the Sovereign.

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Taserface: [to Yondu]You're the one what killed those men... by leading them down the wrong path. Because you're weak. [hits Yondu]
Taserface: And stupid! [hits Yondu again]
Taserface: It's time for the Ravagers to rise once again to glory with a new captain... Taserface!

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Nebula: [being tied up]I'm hungry. Hand me some of that yaro root.
Gamora: No. It's not ripe yet... and I hate you.

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[Peter Quill comes into Groot's room, sees that his room are mess with vines and Teen Groot playing mind-numbing game] Peter Quill: Ohh! Dude! Seriously? You've gotta clean up your room, it's a complete mess!
Groot: I am Groot.
Peter Quill: I'm not boring, you're boring! You know what's boring? Sitting there, playing that mind-numbing game, what's boring is me, tripping over your vines every day. I'm not boring!
Groot: I am Groot.
Peter Quill: And now, I know how Yondu felt.

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Nebula: [to Taserface]I assure you. I am not as easy a mark as an old man without hs magic stick or a talking woodland beast.

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Ego: I call it the Expansion. It is my purpose, and now it is yours as well.
Peter Quill: It's beautiful.
Ego: Over thousands of years I implanted thousands of extensions of myself on thousands of worlds. I need to fulfill life's one true purpose... To grow and spread, covering *all* that exists until everything is... me.

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