Tad Jones: The Hero Returns Quotes

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The Mummy: You really have no self-respect, do you?

Movie: Tad Jones: The Hero Returns
Tad Jones: Hey, am I speaking the wrong language here?

Movie: Tad Jones: The Hero Returns
Sara Lavrof: [Referring to King Midas' Papyrus in its glass display]Can you read what it says?
Tad Jones: [Tad inspects the Papyrus]... Made in China?
Sara Lavrof: [She laughs]I meant the Papyrus, not the case.

Movie: Tad Jones: The Hero Returns
Tad Jones: Don't worry, Sara... Tad Jones is on the case.

Movie: Tad Jones: The Hero Returns