Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Quotes
[Star-Lord and Rocket squabble over piloting a ship, in the middle of a battle] Nebula: *Idiots*!
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Yondu: [to Rocket]I was a Kree battle slave for twenty years when Stakar freed me. He offered me a place with the Ravagers. Said all I needed to do was adhere to the code. But I was young... and greedy, and stupid. Like you stealing those batteries.
Rocket: That was mostly Drax.
Yondu: Me and Stakar and the other captains... we weren't so different from you and your friends. The only family I ever had. But I broke the code... they exiled me. This is what I deserve.
Rocket: That was mostly Drax.
Yondu: Me and Stakar and the other captains... we weren't so different from you and your friends. The only family I ever had. But I broke the code... they exiled me. This is what I deserve.
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Peter Quill: Doesn't eternity get boring?
Ego: Not if you have a purpose, Peter... which is why you're here.
Ego: Not if you have a purpose, Peter... which is why you're here.
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Ego: I hired Yondu to pick you up after your mother passed away. But, instead of returning you, Yondu kept you. I have no clue as to why.
Peter Quill: I'll tell ya why; I was a skinny little kid who could slip into places adults couldn't. Made it easier for thieving.
Ego: Well, I've been trying to track you down ever since.
Drax: I thought Yondu was your father.
Peter Quill: What? You're trying to tell me that this whole time, you thought Yondu was my actual blood relative?
Drax: You look exactly alike!
Rocket: *One's blue!*
Peter Quill: No, he's not my father! Yondu was the guy who abducted me, kicked the crap out of me so I could learn to fight... and kept me in terror by threatening to eat me.
Ego: [shocked]Eat you?
Peter Quill: Yeah.
Ego: Oh, that son of a bitch!
Peter Quill: I'll tell ya why; I was a skinny little kid who could slip into places adults couldn't. Made it easier for thieving.
Ego: Well, I've been trying to track you down ever since.
Drax: I thought Yondu was your father.
Peter Quill: What? You're trying to tell me that this whole time, you thought Yondu was my actual blood relative?
Drax: You look exactly alike!
Rocket: *One's blue!*
Peter Quill: No, he's not my father! Yondu was the guy who abducted me, kicked the crap out of me so I could learn to fight... and kept me in terror by threatening to eat me.
Ego: [shocked]Eat you?
Peter Quill: Yeah.
Ego: Oh, that son of a bitch!
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Sovereign Operator: [before the Ravager ship is about to explode, Taserface calls the Sovereign]Who is this?
Taserface: I am sending you the coordinates for Yondu's ship. I only ask one thing. That your High Priestess, tell him the name of the man what sealed his fate... Taserface. [the Operator snickers and erupts into laughter; Taserface groans as the ship explodes]
Taserface: I am sending you the coordinates for Yondu's ship. I only ask one thing. That your High Priestess, tell him the name of the man what sealed his fate... Taserface. [the Operator snickers and erupts into laughter; Taserface groans as the ship explodes]
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Ego: [singing to Looking Glass - Brandy You're a Fine Girl]She works layin' whiskey down; She serves them whiskey and wine, what a good wife you would be...
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Rocket: [referring to Taserface and Ego]It's a day for dumbass names.
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Drax: [to Quill]You just need to find a woman who is pathetic... like you.
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Taserface: [Holding a knife to Rocket's throat after having his name being made fun of]New plan! We're killing you first!
Rocket: Well, dying is certainly better than having to live an entire life as a moronic shitbag who thinks 'Taserface' is a cool name.
Rocket: Well, dying is certainly better than having to live an entire life as a moronic shitbag who thinks 'Taserface' is a cool name.
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Mantis: [shaking Drax awake]Drax! We need to talk!
Drax: I'm sorry... but I like a woman with some meat on her bones.
Mantis: [confused]What?
Drax: I tried to let you down easily by telling you you were disgusting. [starts gagging]
Mantis: What are you doing?
Drax: Ugh... I'm imagining... being with you physically [continues gagging]
Mantis: Drax! That's not what I... I don't like you like that! I don't even mate with the... type of thing you are!
Drax: Hey! There's no need to get personal.
Mantis: Listen! Ego has gotten exactly what he wanted. I should have told you earlier. I am stupid! You are in danger!
Drax: I'm sorry... but I like a woman with some meat on her bones.
Mantis: [confused]What?
Drax: I tried to let you down easily by telling you you were disgusting. [starts gagging]
Mantis: What are you doing?
Drax: Ugh... I'm imagining... being with you physically [continues gagging]
Mantis: Drax! That's not what I... I don't like you like that! I don't even mate with the... type of thing you are!
Drax: Hey! There's no need to get personal.
Mantis: Listen! Ego has gotten exactly what he wanted. I should have told you earlier. I am stupid! You are in danger!
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Drax: You Remind me of my daughter
Mantis: Oh. is she disgusting?
Drax: She is Innocent!
Mantis: Oh. is she disgusting?
Drax: She is Innocent!
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Ego: I promise you... it's unlike any other place you've ever seen. And there... I can explain your very... special heritage. Finally get to be... the father I've always wanted to be... Excuse me. I've gotta take a whiz.
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Rocket: [to Yondu]You're smiling. And for a second, I got a warm feeling. But then it was ruined by those disgusting-ass teeth.
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Ego: [Peter has 'Brandy' by Looking Glass playing on the walkman]It's fortuitous that you're listening to this song.
Peter Quill: You know...?
Ego: 'Brandy' by Looking Glass. A favorite of your mom's. One of Earth's greatest musical compositions; perhaps its very greatest.
Peter Quill: Yeah.
Ego: You and I, Peter, we're the sailor in the song. [Begins speaking the lyrics as they play]
Ego: He came on a summer's day / Bringing gifts from far away - like the child I put in your mother, or the freedom you brought Gamora. [pause]
Ego: Brandy, you're a fine girl / What a good wife you would be / But my life, my love, my lady is the sea. The sea calls the sailor back. He loves the girl, but that's not his place.
Peter Quill: You know...?
Ego: 'Brandy' by Looking Glass. A favorite of your mom's. One of Earth's greatest musical compositions; perhaps its very greatest.
Peter Quill: Yeah.
Ego: You and I, Peter, we're the sailor in the song. [Begins speaking the lyrics as they play]
Ego: He came on a summer's day / Bringing gifts from far away - like the child I put in your mother, or the freedom you brought Gamora. [pause]
Ego: Brandy, you're a fine girl / What a good wife you would be / But my life, my love, my lady is the sea. The sea calls the sailor back. He loves the girl, but that's not his place.
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[first lines] Meredith Quill: [sing along with the song Brandy]There's a girl in this harbor town / And she works layin' whiskey down / They say, Brandy, fetch another round / She serves them whiskey and wine / The sailors say, Brandy, you're a fine girl.
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