Spider-Man: Homecoming Quotes

Tony Stark: You just don't do anything I would do,and definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do. There's a little gray area in there and that's where you operate.
Peter Parker: What, does that mean I'm an Avenger?
Tony Stark: No.

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Ms. Warren: [Finds Ned in the computer lab]What are you doing here the dance is going on?
Ned Leeds: Oh I was just um... Looking at... Porn.

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Peter Parker: I'm sick of Mr. Stark treating me like a kid.
Ned Leeds: But you are a kid.
Peter Parker: Yeah. A kid who can stop a bus with his bare hands.

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[Spider-Man shows up at a robbery carried out by men in Avengers masks] Spider-Man: Wait a minute... You guys aren't the real Avengers! I can tell Hulk gives it away.

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Tony Stark: Can't you just be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man?

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Mr. Harrington: It would be terrible to lose a student...
Mr. Harrington: ...on a school trip...
Mr. Harrington: ...again.

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Ned Leeds: [to Peter]Can you summon an army of spiders?
Peter Parker: No, man!

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Adrian Toomes: [to Peter]You need to understand, I will do anything to protect my family. I know you know what I'm talking about. So don't mess with me. Don't interfere in my business again. Because I will kill you and anyone you care about.

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Peter Parker: I've got to go.
Michelle: Where are you going? [Peter stares at her]
Michelle: What are you hiding Peter? [Peter still stares at her, not knowing what to say]
Michelle: [laughs]I'm just kidding. I don't care. Bye.

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May Parker: [to Peter]You need to stop carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders.

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Mr. Delmar: [In Spanish]His aunt is a beautiful Italian woman!
Peter Parker: [In Spanish]How's your daughter?

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Adrian Toomes: Eight years without any trouble from those bozos over at Stark Tower, and then this little bastard in red tights shows up, and he thinks he can tear down everything I've built. We're gonna put 'em outta business! We're gonna take everything they got!

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May Parker: [to Peter]I know you left detention today. I know you left the decathlon. I know you sneak out of this house every night and that is not okay. Peter, what is going on with you? You can tell me! Just you and me. I promise.

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Mac Gargan: Rumor has it that you know who he is.
Adrian Toomes: If I knew who he was, he'd already be dead.

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Adrian Toomes: The rich, the powerful, like Stark, they don't care about us! The world's changed boys, time we change too!

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Ned Leeds: [to Peter]You were on the ceiling!

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Adrian Toomes: How many times have I told you not to fire them out in the open?
Jackson Brice: You said to move the merchandise!
Adrian Toomes: Under the radar! Under the radar! If you bring Damage Control or the Avengers down here, we're through! You're out there, wearing that goofy thing like Mel Carbs, calling yourself the Shocker! I'm the Shocker! I shock people! What is this, Pro Wrestling?

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Spider-Man: I got you!
Karen: This is your chance. Kiss her.

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[from trailer] Peter Parker: [in a car with Tony]So, to become an Avenger, is there like trials or an interview?
Tony Stark: Just don't do anything I WOULD do. [Peter nods]
Tony Stark: And definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do. [Peter looks confused]
Tony Stark: There's a little gray area in there and that's where you operate.
Peter Parker: Oh...
Tony Stark: Alright? [reaches across Peter with his arm; Peter wraps his arms around him]
Tony Stark: That's not a hug, I'm just grabbing the door for you. [opens Peter's door]
Tony Stark: All right, kid. Good luck out there.

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Peter Parker: I can't make it to the Decathlon next week. I have the Stark Internship.
Abe: Oh, no.
Michelle: Peter's not going to Nationals.
Abe: Why not?
Liz: Really, before Nationals?
Michelle: Figures. He's already bailed out on marching band and robotics club. [Everyone looks at her]
Michelle: I'm not obsessed with him, I'm just super observant.

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[from trailer] Tony Stark: [after the boat incident]What if somebody had died?
Peter Parker: I was just trying to be like you.
Tony Stark: I wanted you to be better. I'm gonna need the suit back.
Peter Parker: But I'm nothing without this suit!
Tony Stark: If you're nothing without this suit, then you shouldn't have it.

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Adrian Toomes: Peter, you're young. You don't understand how the world works.
Peter Parker: Yeah, but I understand that selling weapons to criminals is wrong!
Adrian Toomes: How do you think your buddy Stark paid for that tower, or any of his little toys? Those people, Pete, those people up there, the rich and the powerful, they do whatever they want. Guys like us, like you and me... they don't care about us. We build their roads and we fight all their wars and everything. They don't care about us. We have to pick up after them. We have to eat their table scraps. That's how it is. I know you know what I'm talking about, Peter.
Peter Parker: Why are you telling me this?
Adrian Toomes: 'Cause I want you to understand. And... I needed a little time to get her airborne. [Summons Vulture harness]

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Peter Parker: Wow, they're in the middle of a heist! I could catch them all red-handed, this is awesome! Okay, I'm gonna get a little closer so I can see what's happening.
Karen: Would you like me to engage Enhanced Combat Mode?
Peter Parker: Enhanced Combat Mode? Yeah!
Karen: Activating Instant-Kill.
Peter Parker: What? No, no, no, I don't wanna kill anybody!
Karen: Deactivating Instant-Kill. [Peter jumps out of his position and tries to swing, only to plummet face-first into the ground]
Peter Parker: What the hell just happened?
Karen: You jumped off a sign and landed on your face.

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Peter Parker: Spider-Man is not a party trick!

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[from trailer] Tony Stark: Listen, I know school sucks. I know you want to save the world. But... you're not ready yet.

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Gary: [sees Spider-Man]I think I know that guy!

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[from trailer] Ned Leeds: You're the Spider-Man, from YouTube!

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Tony Stark: Sorry I took your suit. I mean, you had it coming. Actually, it turns out it was the perfect sort of tough love moment that you needed, right? To urge you on, right? Wouldn't you think? Don't you think?
Peter Parker: Gee, I, I...
Tony Stark: Let's just say it was. [sighs]
Peter Parker: Mr. Stark, I'm...
Tony Stark: You screwed the pooch hard. Big time. But then you did the right thing: you took the dog to the free clinic, you raised the hybrid puppies... alright, not my best analogy. I was wrong about you. I think with a little more mentoring, you could be a real asset to the team.
Peter Parker: To the, to the... to the team?
Tony Stark: Yeah! Anyway, there's about 50 reporters behind that door, real ones, not bloggers, so when you're ready... [Reveals the Iron Spider Armor]
Tony Stark: Why don't you try that on... and I'll introduce the world to the newest official member of the Avengers: Spider-Man.

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Gary: Don't make me go down there, punk!

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[Vulture's wings cut the building pillars surrounding Spider-Man] Spider-Man: You missed! You didn't even hit me!
Adrian Toomes: Yeah, but then again... I wasn't even trying to.

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