Fist Fight Quotes

Strickland: [Repeated quote]Actions have consequences.

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Strickland: Fuck the police.

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Ally: Bully this, bitch!

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Campbell: Teachers can't fight!
Strickland: We're gonna handle our differences like real men.
Campbell: What differences?
Strickland: You got a job and I don't! That's the fucking difference!

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Strickland: [to student]You think this is funny? Messing with the tv with your goddamn computer telephone?

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Strickland: [to Campbell]Where you at, light roast?

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Superintendent Johnson: I caught a halibut.

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Holly: [From red band trailer, seeing vulgar sign at the fields]There's something weird about those fields.
Coach Crawford: We're staring at a giant dick.
Holly: Yeah.

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Coach Crawford: What are you, Seabiscuit?

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Strickland: I'll see you at three o'clock!

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Coach Crawford: Give him 85! Right in the Flintstone!

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Coach Crawford: [In yellow paint]This shit is getting violent! I look like a fucking minion!

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Strickland: Snitches get stitches.

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Campbell: [Grabs baseball bat]Batter up, bitch!

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Strickland: You got knocked the fuck out.

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Strickland: [From red-band trailer]What the fuck is this? Is this a practical joke?
Coach Crawford: Oh, shit.
Strickland: Don't have money for books. We got money for this new fucking...
Campbell: All you got to do is put in your order and it does the rest.
Strickland: [to machine]Coffee.
Coach Crawford: You're going to fuck that coffee machine up.

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Ms. Monet: [to Strickland]I heard you challenged Mr. Campbell to a fist fight.

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Campbell: [Covered in blue paint]Motherfucking little motherfucking sons of bitches!

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Campbell: [Annoying Mehar]Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!

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Campbell: I'm fucking done with this shit! Strickland wants to fuck with me? Campbell's going to fuck right back!

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Ms. Monet: [to Strickland]Fucking kill him! Fucking destroy him!

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Strickland: I can't wait to fuck you up.

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Campbell: Look, we can get caught up in the whole statement game. Who said what and what they meant by what they said, and what words mean when people say them, and, you know, who's making a statement and what the statement means, and whose statement has something to do with something that someone else says. And, see, statements get... You know? And then...

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Neil: MacBook Pro.
Campbell: I'm sorry, what?

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Coach Crawford: He's gonna knock the sex out of you!

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Campbell: Teachers don't fight!

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Strickland: I'm gonna fight you!

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