Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul Quotes

Susan Heffley: Greg Heflley! You're grounded for life!

Movie: Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul
Manny Heffley: I'm texting.
Susan Heffley: Oh, no. No devices on this trip.
Greg: What do you mean?
Susan Heffley: This is an unplugged road trip. No phones. No iPads. No internet.
Rodrick Heffley: What?
Susan Heffley: Just family time. The only connecting we're gonna do is with each other. Everyone, hand over your devices.
Greg: You tricked us!
Greg: This is totally not cool.
Greg: Kids at school get way more screen time than I do!
Rodrick Heffley: I'm not giving up my phone.
Greg: Yeah! If he's not givin' up his phone, I'm not givin' up mine.
Rodrick Heffley: If he's not giving up, I'm not giving up. Who do you think you are bossing us around?
Greg: You want me to read. I'm reading text! What's the difference?

Movie: Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul
[from trailer] Greg: Are you kidding?

Movie: Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul
Greg: Without devices, there's absolutely nothing to do.
Susan Heffley: Look at the scenery. Read a book.
Greg: Read a book? It's summer vacation!

Movie: Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul