Glee Quotes
Will: Wait, you two are Cheerios now?
Sue: Yeah, I've decided to add vocals to my already wildly-overpriced Cheerios numbers.
Sue: Yeah, I've decided to add vocals to my already wildly-overpriced Cheerios numbers.
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Will: And I hate to say it: misogynistic.
Finn: I have no idea what that means.
Brittany: When I pulled my hamstring, I went to a misogynist…
Finn: I have no idea what that means.
Brittany: When I pulled my hamstring, I went to a misogynist…
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Kurt: Mercedes is black; I'm gay. We make culture.
Sue: How do you two not have a show on "Bravo?"
Sue: How do you two not have a show on "Bravo?"
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Mercedes: Y'all just trot me out at the end of every number so I can wail on the last note. How is that okay?
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Artie: Hey girl!
Tina: [stops short and turns Artie’s wheelchair around to face her]: My eyes? Are up here! I am a person with feelings! Get out of my grill! I am a powerful woman, and my growing feminism will cut you in half like a righteous blade of equality! [stomps away]
Tina: [stops short and turns Artie’s wheelchair around to face her]: My eyes? Are up here! I am a person with feelings! Get out of my grill! I am a powerful woman, and my growing feminism will cut you in half like a righteous blade of equality! [stomps away]
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Sue: "Splits" magazine has named me cheerleading coach of the last two thousand years.
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Kurt: You both have dead spouses! Maybe you should talk.
Burt: [awkwardly] I was just saying to a friend that acid wash should make a comeback.
Carol: Really? And who said it ever left?
Burt: [awkwardly] I was just saying to a friend that acid wash should make a comeback.
Carol: Really? And who said it ever left?
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Mercedes: I'm really hungry, so stop trying to get me to eat you!
Artie: Did she just say she wanted to eat us?
Artie: Did she just say she wanted to eat us?
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Sue: Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to put in a call to the Ohio Secretary of State, notifying them I will no longer be carrying photo ID. You know why? People should know who I am.
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April: Okay, fellas, grab a gal! Or grab another fella if that's the way the Good Lord made ya!
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Tracy Pendergrass: Sue, when I met you, I instantly disliked you: you're bossy, insulting, and the fact that you twice called me “Rerun” makes me think you're a little racist.
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Will: April, I really thought you were serious about getting sober.
April: Don't look so disappointed, Will. I mean, who are we kidding, really? I'm nothing but a washed-up dreamer. It's all I'll ever be. Besides, I've finally realized my lifelong ambition of being a mistress to an incredibly wealthy strip-mall tycoon and the owner-operator of a cabaret roller rink!
April: Don't look so disappointed, Will. I mean, who are we kidding, really? I'm nothing but a washed-up dreamer. It's all I'll ever be. Besides, I've finally realized my lifelong ambition of being a mistress to an incredibly wealthy strip-mall tycoon and the owner-operator of a cabaret roller rink!
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Sue: Well, Becky, you are assimilating beautifully. Instead of being different and an outcast, you're just like every other teenage girl in America, sadly obsessed with vanity. Hey, before you know it, you'll be leaving little baggies of upchuck in your parents’ linen closet.
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Kurt: Why hasn't anyone commented on the jeans I got Carol? Notice that the waistband falls way below the belly button – a welcome change [Winks].
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April: I'm rich! The old battle-axe was afraid I'd go to the Lima Times, so she shut me up to the tune of two million dollars! So I'm sobering up, and I'm heading to the Broadway, Will. I haven't had a drink in forty-five minutes! I'm going to take my hush money, and I'm gonna mount the first-ever, all-white production of "The Wiz!"
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Kurt: Finn, we need to talk. We have to break up our parents immediately. I screwed up. I feel like the guy who set up Liza and David Gest.
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Kurt: Rachel and Jesse refuse to accept that all of us would rather die before we allow them to become the next Beyonce and Jay-Z.
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Quinn: When you start eating for somebody else so that they can grow and be healthy, your relationship to food changes. I realized that if I'm still willing to eat right to take care of this baby, why am I not willing to do it for myself?
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Emma: I’m not going to stand for this anymore. I’m not. I’m putting my foot down and I’m finally sticking up for myself. You’re a slut, Will. You’re a slut, you're a slut, you're a slut, you’re a slut! Everybody should know that and you should know that I’m through with you.
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Sue: [in voice-over] Wait, what's that smell? Dear God, that's coffee! It's usually masked by the smell of fear!
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