Glee Quotes
Jesse: [tugging down at Rachel's songbook] Lionel Richie, uh? One of my favorites.
Rachel: Oh my God. You're Jesse St. James. You're in Vocal Adrenaline.
Jesse: And you're Rachel Berry. I saw your performance in Sectionals. Your rendition of 'Don't Rain On My Parade' was flawed. You totally lacked Barbra's emotional depth. But... You're talented.
Rachel: Oh my God. You're Jesse St. James. You're in Vocal Adrenaline.
Jesse: And you're Rachel Berry. I saw your performance in Sectionals. Your rendition of 'Don't Rain On My Parade' was flawed. You totally lacked Barbra's emotional depth. But... You're talented.
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Jesse: I'm getting a full ride to the University of California Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.
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Rachel: [at Carmel High auditorium to talk to Jesse, with a bright spotlight on her face) Who is there? I carry a rape whistle.
Jesse: [chuckling] Just me. [Rachel sighs] Most spots are 2500 watts, this one is ten times brighter. We have to wear sunscreen onstage, but it's worth it.
Rachel: Guess everything is bigger and brighter here. [Jesse chuckles and turns the spot off] I have to ask you something, and I need you to tell me the truth, otherwise there will be consequences - life and death consequences. Because if I give myself to you, and it turns out that you're just playing me, I might die. Okay, not literally, but emotionally. It'll be the kind of heartbreak that girls like me hold for the rest of their lives. Like Barbra in 'The Way They Were'.
Jesse: [laughing and holds Rachel] Oh my God.
Rachel: What?
Jesse: You're more of a drama queen than I am. [after a moment he holds out a hand to Rachel] Hi, I'm Jesse.
Rachel: I know who you are.
Jesse: You know Jesse St. James, the star of Vocal Adrenaline, your competition at Regionals. I wanna introduce you to Jesse - the guy who is nuts about you. The guy who would never hurt you.
Rachel: [sighing and holds Jesse] No one can know.
Jesse: I understand.
Jesse: [chuckling] Just me. [Rachel sighs] Most spots are 2500 watts, this one is ten times brighter. We have to wear sunscreen onstage, but it's worth it.
Rachel: Guess everything is bigger and brighter here. [Jesse chuckles and turns the spot off] I have to ask you something, and I need you to tell me the truth, otherwise there will be consequences - life and death consequences. Because if I give myself to you, and it turns out that you're just playing me, I might die. Okay, not literally, but emotionally. It'll be the kind of heartbreak that girls like me hold for the rest of their lives. Like Barbra in 'The Way They Were'.
Jesse: [laughing and holds Rachel] Oh my God.
Rachel: What?
Jesse: You're more of a drama queen than I am. [after a moment he holds out a hand to Rachel] Hi, I'm Jesse.
Rachel: I know who you are.
Jesse: You know Jesse St. James, the star of Vocal Adrenaline, your competition at Regionals. I wanna introduce you to Jesse - the guy who is nuts about you. The guy who would never hurt you.
Rachel: [sighing and holds Jesse] No one can know.
Jesse: I understand.
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Sue: Madonna. Simply saying the word aloud makes me feel powerful – even in voiceover.
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Sue: I'm instating a new policy whereby we play Madonna's greatest hits over the PA system quite loudly throughout the entire school day.
Principal Figgins: But blasting her delicious hooks would make it impossible for the students to concentrate!
Principal Figgins: But blasting her delicious hooks would make it impossible for the students to concentrate!
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Quinn: The fact is that women still earn seventy cents to every dollar that a man does for doing the same job. That attitude starts in high school.
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Will: [writes Madonna on the board] What do you think of when you see that name?
Rachel: Genius.
Kurt: Icon!
Puck: Hall of fame MILF.
Rachel: Genius.
Kurt: Icon!
Puck: Hall of fame MILF.
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Santana: Hey Finnocence. I was thinking, we should go out, just you and me.
Finn: Will you talk to me this time?
Santana: I don't really talk during.
Finn: Will you talk to me this time?
Santana: I don't really talk during.
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Santana: Everything about you screams virgin. You're about as sexy as a Cabbage Patch Kid. It's exhausting to look at you.
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Santana: I meant, it's a win-win for me. It'll be great for my image and Coach Sylvester will totally promote me to Head Cheerleader.
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Finn: [to Santana about Rachel and about losing his virginity to Santana] I appreciate the invite but I have feelings for someone else and I'm trying to work it out with them.
Santana: Who Rachel? She's still dating that Jesse kid from Vocal Adrenaline.
Finn: No she's not.
Santana: Please,she's like a cat in heat. She talked about him yesterday and practically sprayed the choir room.
Santana: Who Rachel? She's still dating that Jesse kid from Vocal Adrenaline.
Finn: No she's not.
Santana: Please,she's like a cat in heat. She talked about him yesterday and practically sprayed the choir room.
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Finn: Are you still dating that Jesse kid?
Rachel: No, No. Who told you that?.
Finn: Look, I know things have been weird between us...but I never thought you would lie to me.
Rachel: OK, just don't tell anyone.
Finn: Unbelievable!
Rachel: I know you and I aren't together in the same way Jesse and I are, but we can still be friends. So I'm asking you as my friend...to trust me.
Finn: Fine! But if this ends up bad for everyone, don't expect any more friendship from me.
Rachel: Noted.
Rachel: No, No. Who told you that?.
Finn: Look, I know things have been weird between us...but I never thought you would lie to me.
Rachel: OK, just don't tell anyone.
Finn: Unbelievable!
Rachel: I know you and I aren't together in the same way Jesse and I are, but we can still be friends. So I'm asking you as my friend...to trust me.
Finn: Fine! But if this ends up bad for everyone, don't expect any more friendship from me.
Rachel: Noted.
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Finn: (To Rachel about their dates with Jesse and Santana)Hi.
Rachel: Hi
Finn: So, how'd your date with Jesse go Friday night?
Rachel: (Lying)It went wonderfully. I don't know why I was so nervous, I mean it was great, but it wasn't a big deal.
Finn: (Lying) I'm happy for you.
Rachel: I heard you had a date with Santana on Friday.
Finn: (Lying) Yeah, I couldn't go through with it.
Rachel: How come?
Finn: I guess I'm just waiting for the right girl.
Rachel: Hi
Finn: So, how'd your date with Jesse go Friday night?
Rachel: (Lying)It went wonderfully. I don't know why I was so nervous, I mean it was great, but it wasn't a big deal.
Finn: (Lying) I'm happy for you.
Rachel: I heard you had a date with Santana on Friday.
Finn: (Lying) Yeah, I couldn't go through with it.
Rachel: How come?
Finn: I guess I'm just waiting for the right girl.
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Jesse: I picked the Stephen Sondheim biography section for our clandestine meeting place because only he would be able to express my melancholy.
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Principal Figgins: You're an original, just like Madonna. Don't lose that quality.
Sue: Do you mean that, or are you just saying that because I poked a couple of the kids’ eyes out before second period today?
Sue: Do you mean that, or are you just saying that because I poked a couple of the kids’ eyes out before second period today?
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Sue: You don't deserve the power of Madonna…Simply put, you have all the sexuality of one of those pandas down at the zoo who refuses to mate.
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Sue: Somewhere in the English countryside, in a stately manor home, Madonna is weeping.
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Sue: You know, I was down at the pharmacy today, and they are having a monster sale on Dep. Dep is a hair gel. And once again I am making fun of your incredibly stupid hairdo.
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Finn: Hi
Rachel: If you've come here to mock me about Jesse, you can can it--
Finn: No, I want to apologize. If it wasn't for me being an ass you wouldn't even be open to dating Jesse. 'Mr Tough Guy' an all. I really liked you. And I could have had you, but I blew it.
Rachel: You really liked me?
Rachel: If you've come here to mock me about Jesse, you can can it--
Finn: No, I want to apologize. If it wasn't for me being an ass you wouldn't even be open to dating Jesse. 'Mr Tough Guy' an all. I really liked you. And I could have had you, but I blew it.
Rachel: You really liked me?
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Jesse: Okay, Finn; I know we have a big showdown coming, so let’s just decide on the arena. Sing-off, the parking lot, five o'clock. Be there.
Rachel: No.
Finn: (Holds out his hand to shake Jesse's hand, to which Jesse accepts)Welcome to New Directions. Frankly I need you. I'm tired of carrying the male vocals by myself. I'll try and stay away from your girl.(As Finn says this he glances at Rachel)
Jesse: I appreciate that. She's a keeper.
Finn: Walk with me to the auditorium. I've got a new Madonna number. I'll walk you through it.
Jesse: Sweet.
Rachel: No.
Finn: (Holds out his hand to shake Jesse's hand, to which Jesse accepts)Welcome to New Directions. Frankly I need you. I'm tired of carrying the male vocals by myself. I'll try and stay away from your girl.(As Finn says this he glances at Rachel)
Jesse: I appreciate that. She's a keeper.
Finn: Walk with me to the auditorium. I've got a new Madonna number. I'll walk you through it.
Jesse: Sweet.
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Will: Hey, guys, how's your assignment coming along?
Mercedes: Amazing! You know how Madonna reinvented the video, right?
Will: Right.
Mercedes: Well, we got Artie and the A/V Club to help out. We're gonna make a Madonna video of our own.
Kurt: It's gonna be Madge-ical. [Kurt laughs but Mercedes looks confused] Madge. [Mercedes shakes her head] You know, Madonna's nickname. Girl, you really gotta get up to speed with this.
Mercedes: Amazing! You know how Madonna reinvented the video, right?
Will: Right.
Mercedes: Well, we got Artie and the A/V Club to help out. We're gonna make a Madonna video of our own.
Kurt: It's gonna be Madge-ical. [Kurt laughs but Mercedes looks confused] Madge. [Mercedes shakes her head] You know, Madonna's nickname. Girl, you really gotta get up to speed with this.
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