Glee Quotes
Kurt: [about Finn] I don’t know why I find his stupidity charming. He's cheating off a girl who thinks the square root of four is rainbows.
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Kurt: He was my knight-in-shining armor. My feelings lingered stronger as we bonded over Glee, then football, then skincare.
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Kurt: She’s going to end up disappointing him and breaking his heart and then he’ll be crying into my shoulder pads.
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Emma: If we were to rank crush-worthy teachers in this school, you'd be number one with a bullet.
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Suzy Pepper: Love is hard for us. We look for boys we know we can never have. Mr. Schue is a perfect target for our self-esteem issues. He can never reciprocate our feelings, which only reinforces the conviction that we’re not worthy of being loved.
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Mercedes: What's a patriotic wedgie?
Finn: It's where they hoist you up the flagpole by your undies.
Artie: Strangely, it did make me feel more American.
Finn: It's where they hoist you up the flagpole by your undies.
Artie: Strangely, it did make me feel more American.
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Rachel: I can cry on demand. It's one of my many talents. I'm very versatile; and aside from nudity and the exploitation of animals, I'll pretty much do anything to break into the business.
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Will: [Answering phone] Hello?
Terri: Who is it? Who died?
[Heavy breathing on the other side of the phone]
Will: Suzy Pepper?
Suzy: You knew it was me just by the sound of my breath…that is so romantic.
Terri: [Taking phone from Will] Listen here, you little psycho. This is Will's wife, and if I don't get enough sleep, my antidepressants won't work, and then I'll go crazy, and I'll kill you! Stop calling.
Terri: Who is it? Who died?
[Heavy breathing on the other side of the phone]
Will: Suzy Pepper?
Suzy: You knew it was me just by the sound of my breath…that is so romantic.
Terri: [Taking phone from Will] Listen here, you little psycho. This is Will's wife, and if I don't get enough sleep, my antidepressants won't work, and then I'll go crazy, and I'll kill you! Stop calling.
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Quinn: I can't believe you told your mom; I mean, what if she tells my mom?
Finn: No, she won't.
Quinn: How do you know? Half the school knows, your mom knows; who else do you wanna tell?
Finn: She's not gonna tell anyone.
Quinn: You're wrong; I'm right. I'm smart; you’re dumb.
Finn: N-no.
Quinn: No, no, you’re wrong; I'm right!
Finn: She doesn't talk to other moms!
Quinn: I'm right!
Finn: No, she won't.
Quinn: How do you know? Half the school knows, your mom knows; who else do you wanna tell?
Finn: She's not gonna tell anyone.
Quinn: You're wrong; I'm right. I'm smart; you’re dumb.
Finn: N-no.
Quinn: No, no, you’re wrong; I'm right!
Finn: She doesn't talk to other moms!
Quinn: I'm right!
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Mr. Fabray: You [points to Finn] Get out of my house.
Quinn: Daddy – can’t we talk about this? Finn is a good guy...he loves me.
Mr. Fabray: You, too.
Finn: What? You can't do that; she didn't do anything wrong! Please, Mrs. Fabray…
Quinn: Don't bother, Finn. If she wanted to do something, she would've done when she found out that I was pregnant.
Mr. Fabray: You knew?
Mrs. Fabray: I – no, she didn't tell me anything.
Quinn: But you knew. And I needed you. I needed my mom! And you were so scared about what he would do, if he found out that I was pregnant. So you just pushed it aside, like we do with every other bad feeling in this house. If you don't talk about it, it doesn't exist...
Mr. Fabray: No, do not turn this on us! You are the disappointment here!
Quinn: Why? Because I'm not a little girl anymore? Because I made a mistake?
Mr. Fabray: Who are you? I don't recognize you at all.
Quinn: I'm your daughter who loves you. And I know this must be really hard for you, but I just need my daddy to hold me, and tell me it's gonna be okay.
Quinn: Daddy – can’t we talk about this? Finn is a good guy...he loves me.
Mr. Fabray: You, too.
Finn: What? You can't do that; she didn't do anything wrong! Please, Mrs. Fabray…
Quinn: Don't bother, Finn. If she wanted to do something, she would've done when she found out that I was pregnant.
Mr. Fabray: You knew?
Mrs. Fabray: I – no, she didn't tell me anything.
Quinn: But you knew. And I needed you. I needed my mom! And you were so scared about what he would do, if he found out that I was pregnant. So you just pushed it aside, like we do with every other bad feeling in this house. If you don't talk about it, it doesn't exist...
Mr. Fabray: No, do not turn this on us! You are the disappointment here!
Quinn: Why? Because I'm not a little girl anymore? Because I made a mistake?
Mr. Fabray: Who are you? I don't recognize you at all.
Quinn: I'm your daughter who loves you. And I know this must be really hard for you, but I just need my daddy to hold me, and tell me it's gonna be okay.
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Mrs. Hudson: Finn, how many times have I told you, you need to make sure you turn these shirts right out –
Finn: Mom...Quinn's parents kicked her out. Could she stay here for a couple of days?
Mrs. Hudson: ...Yeah, of course. Honey, you can stay here as long as you want.
Finn: Mom...Quinn's parents kicked her out. Could she stay here for a couple of days?
Mrs. Hudson: ...Yeah, of course. Honey, you can stay here as long as you want.
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Kurt: How do you explain the constant irritation with you. It’s because she’s a girl.
Finn: I think it’s the pregnancy hormones or something. They make her kinda nuts.
Kurt: It’s enough to give up women all together.
Finn: I think it’s the pregnancy hormones or something. They make her kinda nuts.
Kurt: It’s enough to give up women all together.
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Emma: If you can't take Muhammad to the mountain, then you got to get Muhammad to bring the mountain down to his house, Muhammad's house, wherever he's staying.
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Terri: You don't drink diet soda, do you? Because it can cause male pattern baldness.
Quinn: My baby's a girl.
Terri: Women go bald, too.
Kendra: You worry too much, Terri! Mom smoked and drank a bottle of Riunite on ice every night when she was pregnant and we're totally normal!
Quinn: My baby's a girl.
Terri: Women go bald, too.
Kendra: You worry too much, Terri! Mom smoked and drank a bottle of Riunite on ice every night when she was pregnant and we're totally normal!
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Brittany: So, hairography-it works best when you pretend like you're being Tasered, so you just move your head around like you're spazzing and stuff. [demonstrates]
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Kurt: [to Rachel] You need something to distract from your horrible personality. Most of the time I find it difficult to be in the same room with you — especially this one. This looks like the place where Strawberry Shortcake and Holly Hobby come to hook up.
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Finn: Wait, Stop!
Rachel: What's wrong?
Finn: I'm going to say this in the nicest possible way, you look like a sad clown hooker.
Rachel: What?
Finn: This new look isn't you, Rachel. I actually like how you usually look, sequin leg warmers and all.
Rachel: I thought this is what you liked.
Finn: No, not at all. Funny, I was having this conversation with Kurt earlier.
Rachel: What's wrong?
Finn: I'm going to say this in the nicest possible way, you look like a sad clown hooker.
Rachel: What?
Finn: This new look isn't you, Rachel. I actually like how you usually look, sequin leg warmers and all.
Rachel: I thought this is what you liked.
Finn: No, not at all. Funny, I was having this conversation with Kurt earlier.
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Kurt: What kind of girls do you like?
Finn: Oh, loose clothes, not skin tight, natural makeup, you know?
Kurt: Definitely.
Finn: Oh, loose clothes, not skin tight, natural makeup, you know?
Kurt: Definitely.
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Rachel: I feel like an idiot.
Finn: No, it's my fault, I shouldn't even be here...But I really like you, Rachel.
Finn: No, it's my fault, I shouldn't even be here...But I really like you, Rachel.
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