Gilligan's Island Quote

Igor: [Planning to leave without the castaways] We invite them to celebration, drink toast, get them drunk.
Ivan: Igor! Good idea! We got plenty vodka in capsule.
Igor: Sure! Two Russian men can drink more than four American men.
Ivan: Is only *three* men.
Igor: Is *four*! Is sailor, is teacher, is rich capitalist, is-... Ah, you are right Ivan. Is *three* men... and *one* Gilligan!

TV Show: Gilligan's Island

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