Drawn Together Quotes
Excludie: You can say that again.
Toot: Aw, shut up, Excludie! Get back in your box!
Excludie: Aww... [walks off]
[Excludie walks back into his box]
Voice: Get out, Excludie! We don't want you!
Excludie: Aww... [walks off]
Toot: Aw, shut up, Excludie! Get back in your box!
Excludie: Aww... [walks off]
[Excludie walks back into his box]
Voice: Get out, Excludie! We don't want you!
Excludie: Aww... [walks off]
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Spanky: You pathetic fools! Now we're all gonna die!
Excludie: Even me?!
Spanky: No! Not you, Excludie! Now, here's a blanket and a thermos of delicious hot cocoa.
Excludie: Aww... [walks off]
Excludie: Even me?!
Spanky: No! Not you, Excludie! Now, here's a blanket and a thermos of delicious hot cocoa.
Excludie: Aww... [walks off]
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Xandir: Hey guys, are you all ready to go to the mall?
Captain Hero: Are you ready to SHUT THE FUCK UP?!
Captain Hero: Are you ready to SHUT THE FUCK UP?!
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Clara: Get up, black person! Time to repent!
Foxxy: Repent? But we just pented! [cut to a horrendously-painted wall]
Foxxy: Repent? But we just pented! [cut to a horrendously-painted wall]
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Foxxy: Tookie, can't you just be happy for Maplethorp?
Toot: Why don't you assholes believe me? (to Foxxy) And why don't you know any of our names?
Toot: Why don't you assholes believe me? (to Foxxy) And why don't you know any of our names?
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Toot: Hey, you cereal-mascot-dickbag! Toot Braunstein is gonna destroy you and the entire cereal empire with these special UPC codes!
Spanky: There's nothing special about UPC Codes. Why? There are everywhere!
Spanky: There's nothing special about UPC Codes. Why? There are everywhere!
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Wooldoor: Frankenberry?
Spanky: Ohhhh, it's Frankenberry now, because back in Hebrew school it was Frankenstein!
Spanky: Ohhhh, it's Frankenberry now, because back in Hebrew school it was Frankenstein!
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Foxxy: Hey, wait! Them ain't yo Funyuns! Them's Foxxy's Funyuns.
Narrator: And that is how Foxxy learned "Them ain't yo Funyuns. Them's Foxxy's Funyuns."
Narrator: And that is how Foxxy learned "Them ain't yo Funyuns. Them's Foxxy's Funyuns."
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Captain Hero: If you tell me everything, maybe we'll talk to the D.A. about extenuating circumstances!
Walter: What does "extenuating circumstances" mean?
Captain Hero: How am I supposed to know? I'm a goddamn baby!
Walter: What does "extenuating circumstances" mean?
Captain Hero: How am I supposed to know? I'm a goddamn baby!
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Xandir: Foxxy, wanna race?
Foxxy: A'ight, but I'm real shy, so won't you please pretend I'm the genocide in Sudan and turn your head?
Clara: What's a genocide?
Foxxy: How should I know? I'm just a baby!
Foxxy: A'ight, but I'm real shy, so won't you please pretend I'm the genocide in Sudan and turn your head?
Clara: What's a genocide?
Foxxy: How should I know? I'm just a baby!
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Foxxy: You guys get rid of Chad.
[the other babies get excited and pull out guns]
Foxxy: Not the African country, the babysitter's boyfriend!
[the other babies drop their guns in disappointment]
[the other babies get excited and pull out guns]
Foxxy: Not the African country, the babysitter's boyfriend!
[the other babies drop their guns in disappointment]
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Wooldoor: WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Captain Hero: "Wheee?" Why the hell did you say "wheee?"
Wooldoor: You damaged my internal organs on the Sit n' Spin. I have to make that sound every thirty seconds, or I'll drown in my own bile. [simulates drowning] WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Narrator: And that's how Walter Saget became Wooldoor Saget. (Long pause)
Captain Hero: "Wheee?" Why the hell did you say "wheee?"
Wooldoor: You damaged my internal organs on the Sit n' Spin. I have to make that sound every thirty seconds, or I'll drown in my own bile. [simulates drowning] WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Narrator: And that's how Walter Saget became Wooldoor Saget. (Long pause)
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Narrator: And that is how Toot became a one-dimensional fat joke.
Voice: Your face is a fat joke!
Narrator: No, yours is.
Voice: Your face is a fat joke!
Narrator: No, yours is.
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Doctor: Now, you kids run along. I have to perform an emergency triple bypass.
Clara: "Emergency triple bypass?" What's that?
Doctor: How should I know? I'm just a baby!
[everyone laughs]
Clara: "Emergency triple bypass?" What's that?
Doctor: How should I know? I'm just a baby!
[everyone laughs]
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Captain Hero: If anybody needs me, I'll be in the fridge, spending time with my new friend.
Narrator: And that is how Captain Hero learned that dead bodies are game for anything... and I do mean anything. Goodnight, and fuck you.
Narrator: And that is how Captain Hero learned that dead bodies are game for anything... and I do mean anything. Goodnight, and fuck you.
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Spanky: Well, both of you seem equally qualified, but I say we listen to Foxxy, 'cause black people deserve a helping hand.
Narrator: And that is how Princess Clara learned to hate the coloreds.
Narrator: And that is how Princess Clara learned to hate the coloreds.
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Foxxy: If you like that taste of chocolate, I could give you a tour of the whole factory. [removes most of her wardrobe to distract Captain Hero]
Narrator: And that is how Foxxy Love became a whooooooore.
Narrator: And that is how Foxxy Love became a whooooooore.
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Foxxy: They oughta call me childhood vaccinations.
Phat Allen: Childhood vaccinations?
Foxxy: 'Cause I've been killin' innocent kids.
Phat Allen: Childhood vaccinations?
Foxxy: 'Cause I've been killin' innocent kids.
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Spanky: We'll have a Spring wedding, with garlands!
Clara: Oh, this is so romantic.
Ling-Ling: What are you people, insane? We're four babies in a trench coat! We have to get out of here! We murdered someone today!
Clara: Ling-Ling's right. We can't give up on our one chance at true love.
Ling-Ling: [speaking Oriental] Fine. You no listen to me. Ling-Ling start speaking crazy language I make up with dead twin.
Narrator: [speaking Ling-Ling's language] And that is how Ling-Ling learned to speak [stretches eyes to look like an Asian person] Oriental.
Clara: Oh, this is so romantic.
Ling-Ling: What are you people, insane? We're four babies in a trench coat! We have to get out of here! We murdered someone today!
Clara: Ling-Ling's right. We can't give up on our one chance at true love.
Ling-Ling: [speaking Oriental] Fine. You no listen to me. Ling-Ling start speaking crazy language I make up with dead twin.
Narrator: [speaking Ling-Ling's language] And that is how Ling-Ling learned to speak [stretches eyes to look like an Asian person] Oriental.
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Narrator: And that is how Spanky Ham came to love the wonderful world of excrement... almost as much as I do. [gets under a glass table with a dollar bill in hand] Ready! [we see some excrement fall onto the table]
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Daddy: I'll go and take the sitter home.
Mommy: Good, 'cause I've been brewing a major steamer, and if I don't drop it out soon, it's gonna tear me to shreds.
Daddy: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO DISGUSTING?!
Mommy: Good, 'cause I've been brewing a major steamer, and if I don't drop it out soon, it's gonna tear me to shreds.
Daddy: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO DISGUSTING?!
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Mr. Huffington: Chad, no son of mine will be involved with trash. Either end this right now, or you are no longer heir to the Huffington Pants fortune.
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Chad: Breathe, honey, breathe.
Chad's Rebellious Brother, Chase: Don't you tell the mother of my child what to do!
Chad: Don't you tell the mother of my child what to do!
Chad's Rebellious Brother, Chase: Don't you tell the mother of my child what to do!
Chad: Don't you tell the mother of my child what to do!
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Mrs. Huffington: [to Chase] Would you put some pants on for God's sake?!
Chad's Rebellious Brother, Chase: Pants? I don't even know what "pants" is. [he is shown wearing a kilt]
Chad's Rebellious Brother, Chase: Pants? I don't even know what "pants" is. [he is shown wearing a kilt]
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Daddy: I don't wanna be late, so could you move your fat ass?!
Mommy: Shut your goddamn mouth, you drunken, unemployed bastard! You're gonna wake up Sid! [cut to Sid's bassinet, where the buzzing of flies can be heard, indicating that he has passed away]
Mommy: Shut your goddamn mouth, you drunken, unemployed bastard! You're gonna wake up Sid! [cut to Sid's bassinet, where the buzzing of flies can be heard, indicating that he has passed away]
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Captain Hero: I'm telling Mommy!
Xandir: You are such a tattletale, you adopted homo!
Captain Hero: I was NOT adopted!
Xandir: You are such a tattletale, you adopted homo!
Captain Hero: I was NOT adopted!
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Captain Hero: Like when Daddy plays with Mommy on her woman week, I've caught you red-handed!
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