Degrassi - The Next Generation Quotes

J.T.: Laxatives... Tasty going in, nasty going out!

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Ashley: JT, I need to talk to you.
J.T.: Ah, so you finally have reached my love vibe!
Ashley: No, I'm not in your little fantasy!
J.T.: Oh, so, am I in yours?

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Craig: Do you want to know the real reason I couldn't kiss her?
Jimmy: Why?
Craig: She reminds me of my five year old half sister!

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Mr. Simpson: JT, did you email me naked baboon picture again?

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Spinner: So I went home last night and asked my mom what my culture was and she pointed to the globe and said, "You're from Earth."
Paige: Good. Because I had my doubts.

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J.T.: The way I see it, there are some upsides to love - Emma gets the day off, Simpson canceled homework today, and... STRIPPERS!
Toby: Yeah, because I always think of strippers when I think of love.

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Craig: I'm faced with a choice between plain old boring potato chips and hot and spicy nachos so you know what I get?
Joey: Ice cream?

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Spike: Who's going to be the lucky girl?
[Spike throws bouquet and Joey catches it]
Joey: [in a girly voice] Looks like I'm the lucky girl!!!

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Marco: Come on Spin, ladies first...
Spinner: Well, in that case, go right ahead Marco.

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Terri: Some people say it's a sin.
Dr. Sally: Which is the greater sin: being yourself, or pretending to be somebody you're not?

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Paige: This is it; start of grade 10, a whole new year. I'm just so happy I have you to share it with.
Spinner: Me too, honeybee.
Ellie: Honeybee? Did he just say honeybee?
Craig: Yeah, I bet you guys have pet names too. (refering to Ellie and Marco)

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Kendra: Toby, maybe JT has a point.
Toby: JT? A point? That's a new one!

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Teacher: [to the class] Write about your fears and hopes.
Toby: My fear is that Kendra hates me. My hope is that I die.

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Armstrong: So, Fred has five fish tanks. Two are 24 liters. How many cups will he need to fill all five fish tanks? Mr. Yorke?
J.T.: Yeah, I think Fred needs to get a life!

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Ellie: First rule of puberty, Spinner: shower everyday.

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Spinner: Well you're a bum and you hang out at my house too much.
Jimmy: That's because you pee on the toilet seat and my mom doesn't want you over! [to passers by] WHAT?!?

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[Ms. Kwan has blue ink all over her mouth from chewing on a leaking pen.]
Ms. Kwan: Boys, is there something you want to tell me?
Spinner: No! No, um, we're just talking about how... stunning you look today!

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Jimmy: (after Sean drops bottle of booze) You come to my house, and you steal my parents' booze.
Sean: (drunk) Come on Jimmy, your parents are so rich, they won't even know.

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Emma: Sean, I like you.
Sean: I like you, too

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Emma: It's an old yearbook. From the 80s
Craig: (looking at a yearbook) Oh my God, it's Joey! With hair!

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Paige: Fail English, no biggie. Fail gym, then we need to talk.

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[shopping for condoms]
Toby: Did you see the Pina Colada flavored?
J.T.: Yeah! Too bad they don't have...bacon!

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Kendra: How old am I?
Toby: 12.
Kendra: And what grade am I in?
Toby: 7th.
Kendra: And you thought I'd have sex with you?! Pervert!

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Paige: (after Terri reads her palm) What do you see Terri?
Mr. Armstrong: I see Paige Michalchuk in detention after school.

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Manny: Awesome! I made it.
Emma: Now for the initiation.
Manny: Initiation?

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Liberty: Congratulations, one and all.
Emma: Sorry you didn't make it, but you are team manager. That's good.
Liberty: That's GREAT. And believe me, I'm going to keep you girls in line.

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Paige: Someone isn't getting out of here alive.

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Emma: You know what I just said about giving up? I lied.

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Emma: So I guess I'm going home now.
Raditch: Yes, you are.

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Emma: (to Toby) You're still eating that garbage?!
Sheila: Hey, watch it! That's slander!
Emma: So was your commercial!

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