Dead Like Me Quotes


George: Death is kind of like sex in high school. If you knew how many times you missed having it, you'd be paralyzed.

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George: Don't you want to at one with nature and your fellow workers? Nope, can't. bed-wetter.

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George: Get the F out. Before I kick your F-in' A again.

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George: Hi, Lydia. You've temped for them before. There's a dress code and your skirt needs to actually cover your ass... I don't care where your tattoo is, you cannot show crack at the office.

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George: I can't believe I just said "dilly dally". I feel dirty.

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George: I don't know exactly what makes people cross over. I mean, souls. I think they see light where others cannot. I think they see a chance to become something else. Someone else.

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George: I don't want to fit in, I just don't want to stand out.

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George: I think when someone you love dies, you get a pass on normal.

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George: If I had to choose between being a heart or a brain I'd definitely choose a heart because at least you'd do something. If you're a brain, at the end of the day all you're really at is settling for shitty situations.

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George: Life sucks, and then you die. And then it still sucks.

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George: Shallow's the new deep, haven't you heard?

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George: Since I just got promoted, I just thought you two should know - I take my coffee with a little milk, two sugars and a lot less of your bullshit.

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George: So, my whole life, everything, all I get to keep are thoughts and memories?
Rube: That's all we ever have peanut.

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George: That's very Zen of you, you must smoke pot.

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George: This is where I felt it the first time. The universe was cocking the fuck-with-me gun.

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George: This is why having a destiny sucks.

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George: What's the point in keeping your head down if it's already been blown off?

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George: Who do I have to kill to get some attention around here!

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George: You really care how it's going with me?
Rube: Sure. You make my face look like this and concerned words come out.

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George: Yuck! This juice tastes like ass, here you try it!
Mason: No, thanks. I'm trying to stay off of the ass juice for now.

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Penny: You're the one who was killed by a toilet seat.
George: God, will anyone ever let that go?

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Joy: So tell me the rules.
Raven: We'll just go around the circle until you get it. Then you can join in.
Tabitha: Overdose.
Raven: Of what?
Tabitha: Aspirin?
Raven: Boring.
Tabitha: Ok, wait. Boiling oil. Boiling acid.
Girl #2: Electrocution.
Girl #3: Decapitation.
Raven: Flame.
Tabitha: Brain embolism.
Girl #2: Carpel tunnel.
Girl #3: What's that?
Girl #2: It's really, really bad.
Raven: OK, Mrs. Lass?
Joy: Umm... well, in my sleep, age 98, surrounded by flowers, and grandchildren, and all people I love.
Reggie Lass: [sighs]

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Joy: Where are my effing keys?
Reggie Lass: Maybe they're in your effing purse.
Joy: Reggie! Don't say effing!

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Dolores Herbig: [to George after checking her online date account and getting no messages] You know, when you are young like you are, Millie, it's easy. Man, woman, bottom, top... sex is a big buffet and you are just a fat man with a fork. But, as you get older, it's harder to get a fork.

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Dolores Herbig: GEORGIA LASS!
George: [bumping her head] What?
Dolores Herbig: What?
George: [quickly rethinking] Who?

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Dolores Herbig: Who has been making grilled cheese sandwiches with the defibrillator paddles?

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Brian: Look! A Pterodactyl!
George: [thinking] Please tell me I didn't just fall for that.

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