Criminal Minds Quotes
Morgan: I felt responsible for him, I mean I was the one who found him, right?
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Morgan: And you feel like you have to do everything you can for him because hes the closest thing you have to a father.
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Morgan: [looking outside the oneway mirror] I can wait as long as you guys can!
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Sarah: What are you even doing in my mothers house?
Detective: [Referring to Emily and Reid] They asked me!
Reid: Not really.
Detective: [Referring to Emily and Reid] They asked me!
Reid: Not really.
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Reid: Actually, law enforcement officials are just as probable statistically to commit a crime as anyone else. You look at the cross-section of a society there's a general population and a small fraction of this percentage.
Prentiss: He's not actually saying he believes Derek is involved in this.
Prentiss: He's not actually saying he believes Derek is involved in this.
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Hotchner: [introducing the team to the sheriff] Aaron Hotchner. This is Derek Morgan and the guy who sometimes forgets his manners is Jason Gideon.
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Garcia: What are you doing?
JJ: I'm mapping out where all the victims were found, starting with Gideon's first case file.
[JJ jabs a pushpin to the map]
Garcia: Ow! Stabby!
JJ: I'm mapping out where all the victims were found, starting with Gideon's first case file.
[JJ jabs a pushpin to the map]
Garcia: Ow! Stabby!
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Frank: [to Derek] If I had your looks, do you know how much easier my life would be?
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Frank: Jason... from Greek mythology... to heal. Gideon... a hero from the Old Testament who led the Israelites against the Midianites. Your parents had great ambitions for you. I'm Frank… Germanic… third century. Derived from the name of a type of spear. I wonder what aspirations my parents had for me.
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Mark Davis: But that man... he also killed the school bus driver.
Sheriff Georgia Davis: How? We had the whole town shut down. There was no way out.
Sheriff Georgia Davis: How? We had the whole town shut down. There was no way out.
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Frank: [to Gideon and Morgan] But you know what's an even more interesting question? What the psychopath's got in the bag, Jason.
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Frank: [to Morgan] Beauty can cover a multitude of sins, but underneath we all look exactly the same.
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Frank: Do you think me insane?
Gideon: Do not play me. You know exactly what you are. A psychopathic sexual sadist. You get off on the brutal torture of others.
Morgan: And you knew the moment we arrived in this town, you had no way out.
Gideon: Do not play me. You know exactly what you are. A psychopathic sexual sadist. You get off on the brutal torture of others.
Morgan: And you knew the moment we arrived in this town, you had no way out.
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Prentiss: All of these killings… the work of just one man?
Gideon: Most prolific serial killer ever.
Gideon: Most prolific serial killer ever.
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Frank: My hope is that one day you'll feel the way I do too.
Gideon: If I ever find myself feeling the way you do, I'll kill myself.
Frank: Call me first. I'd love to pick your brains.
Gideon: If I ever find myself feeling the way you do, I'll kill myself.
Frank: Call me first. I'd love to pick your brains.
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Sheriff Georgia Davis: [discussing Jane's story of captivity] What about the fact that she could see herself?
Gideon: A mirrored ceiling.
Prentiss: So his victims could see themselves being dismembered.
Sheriff Georgia Davis: Every time I think it can't get any worse, it does.
Gideon: A mirrored ceiling.
Prentiss: So his victims could see themselves being dismembered.
Sheriff Georgia Davis: Every time I think it can't get any worse, it does.
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Gideon: [to Frank] I thought I'd seen the very worst of what humanity had to offer, 'til you.
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Garcia: [looking at photos of convicts with prison tattoos] Oh, this is SO not a way to a girl's heart!
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Gideon: Did you kill the children, too?
Frank: You've been profiling me for a long time, Jason. You know that I don't kill kids. It does nothing for me.
Frank: You've been profiling me for a long time, Jason. You know that I don't kill kids. It does nothing for me.
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Gideon: Condemned murderer Perry Smith said of his victims, the Clutter family, "I didn't have anything against them, and they never did anything wrong to me, the way other people have all my life. Maybe they're just the ones who have to pay for it."
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Prentiss: [watching Morgan dance between two women] Hey, Morgan, be careful. The one in the back could steal your wallet!
Morgan: That's all right; I'll be a broke, happy man!
Morgan: That's all right; I'll be a broke, happy man!
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Reid: Ask me any, any question
Man: Return to Tomorrow
Reid: Return to Tomorrow, season 2, production number 51. An alien entity, Sargon, takes over Kirk’s body while two others take over Spock and Dr. Mulhall’s.
Man: Alien races appearing?
Reid: Trick question, a race is never identified, Sargon is a disembodied mind.
Man: And the Dr. McCoy quote
[Reid pauses, thinking]
Woman: Five, four, three, two
Reid: “I will not peddle flesh, I’m a physician.” Drink!
Man: Return to Tomorrow
Reid: Return to Tomorrow, season 2, production number 51. An alien entity, Sargon, takes over Kirk’s body while two others take over Spock and Dr. Mulhall’s.
Man: Alien races appearing?
Reid: Trick question, a race is never identified, Sargon is a disembodied mind.
Man: And the Dr. McCoy quote
[Reid pauses, thinking]
Woman: Five, four, three, two
Reid: “I will not peddle flesh, I’m a physician.” Drink!
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Reid: Referring to oneself in the third person is common for an unsub. Ted Bundy gave detailed accounts of the murders, but he never admitted doing them, he'd just say, "the killer."
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Morgan: The unsubs are right about one thing. The world is pretty screwed up.
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Reid: You seem unhappy.
Gideon: I am unhappy. I'm tired of people using religion... to justify the terrible things they do.
Gideon: I am unhappy. I'm tired of people using religion... to justify the terrible things they do.
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