Constantine Quotes

John Constantine: Angels and Demons can't cross over into our plane. So, instead we get what I call half-breeds. The influence peddlers. They can only whisper in our ears. A single word can give you courage, or turn your favorite pleasure into your worst nightmare. Those with the demon's touch and those part angel, living alongside us. They call it the balance. I call it hypocritical bull****.

Movie: Constantine
John Constantine: What did she do, Angela?
Angela Dodson: How should I know?
John Constantine: What did she do, Angela?
Angela Dodson: I don't know.
John Constantine: What would you do?
Angela Dodson: I don't know.
John Constantine: What would you do?
Angela Dodson: I don't know.
John Constantine: What did she do, Angela?
Angela Dodson: I don't remember.
John Constantine: You know what she did. What did she do, Angela?
Angela Dodson: I don't know!
John Constantine: You know what she did! What are you afraid of? What did she do, Angela? What did she do?
Angela Dodson: [shouting] I don't know!

Movie: Constantine
Angela Dodson: [after taking off her jacket] So, do I have to take the rest of my clothes off or can I leave them on? [pause]
Angela Dodson: John?
John Constantine: I'm thinking...

Movie: Constantine
John Constantine: A demon just attacked me out in the open on Figueroa.
Midnite: They don't like you John. How many have you sent back to hell in pieces?
John Constantine: I'm not talking about some angry half-breed Midnite. I mean a full fledged demon. Here... on our plane.
Midnite: Clearly, I do not have to remind you that that is impossible.
John Constantine: And yesterday, I pulled a soldier demon out of a little girl...
Midnite: Listen, John. Demons stay in hell... angels in heaven. The great detente of the original superpowers.

Movie: Constantine
John Constantine: [to a room full of demons] Hi, my name's John, you are in violation of the balance. Leave immediately or I will deport you. All of you.
John Constantine: [no reaction, John stands on a chair] Go to hell.
Ellie: [John ignites a lighter and places it under a fire-detector, holy water sprinkles down] Holy water? [the demons' flesh burns and they scream in agony]

Movie: Constantine
Satan: Hello, John. John, hello. You're the one soul I would come up here to collect myself. [Satan claps giddily]
John Constantine: So I've heard. You mind? [Constantine takes out a cigarette]
Satan: Oh, go - go right ahead. I've got stock.
John Constantine: Coffin nail.
Satan: Very fitting, John. [Constantine tries to use his zippo lighter, but it falls out of his hands]
Satan: You know, when you cut too deep, you cut the tendons... finger movement goes out the window. Let me help you. [Satan plays with Constantine's zippo, lights his cigarette, slams the lighter shut, and throws it back in his lap]
Satan: Sonny, I've got a whole theme park full of red delights for you.
John Constantine: [sarcastically] Well, aren't you a peach?
Satan: I didn't think you would make the same mistake twice. And you didn't, did you?
John Constantine: So how's the family?
Satan: Family's doing just fine. Busy, busy, busy, busy! Need a vacation.
John Constantine: Word is that kid of yours is a chip off the old block.
Satan: Well, one does what one can.
John Constantine: He's in the other room...
Satan: [playfully] Boys will be boys.
John Constantine: ...with Gabriel.
Satan: [looking disgusted] No accounting for taste, really.
John Constantine: They have the Spear of Destiny.
Satan: [mocking Constantine] They have the Spear of Destiny! Or is it another one of your cons?

Movie: Constantine