Da Kath and Kim Code Quotes

Kath Day Knight: How's it going, Sharon? Have you met anybody [on Internet dating]
Kath Day Knight: yet?
Sharon Strzelecki: Oh, no, not really, Mrs D. Just a couple of lukewarm nibbles.
Kath Day Knight: Oh well, whatever you do, love, don't put your photo up.
Sharon Strzelecki: I already have. Why? Do you think it would put people off?
Kath Day Knight: Oh, no Sharon. You've got a very pretty face. It wasn't full-length, though, was it?

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Kim Day Craig: Brett is now the official Cumputa City floater.
Kath Day Knight: Oh! A floater. Well, what does that pacifically entail, Kim?
Kim Day Craig: Well, Brett sort of explained it like he's kind of like an octopus. You know, spreading his testicles over all departments.
Kath Day Knight: Oh, that sounds like a big job.

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Sharon Strzelecki: Oh, why can't I meet someone like Shane?
Kim Day Craig: Who?
Sharon Strzelecki: Shane! Shane Warne. I'm reading his newie. 'SMS: A Cry for help'. Oh, he's such a spunk!
Kim Day Craig: Can't see it myself. Why do you like Warnie so much?
Sharon Strzelecki: Well, he's not choosy at all, so I figure I'd be in with a chance. I mean, he pretty much goes for anything on two legs. And I have them.

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