Constantine Quote

Satan: Hello, John. John, hello. You're the one soul I would come up here to collect myself. [Satan claps giddily]
John Constantine: So I've heard. You mind? [Constantine takes out a cigarette]
Satan: Oh, go - go right ahead. I've got stock.
John Constantine: Coffin nail.
Satan: Very fitting, John. [Constantine tries to use his zippo lighter, but it falls out of his hands]
Satan: You know, when you cut too deep, you cut the tendons... finger movement goes out the window. Let me help you. [Satan plays with Constantine's zippo, lights his cigarette, slams the lighter shut, and throws it back in his lap]
Satan: Sonny, I've got a whole theme park full of red delights for you.
John Constantine: [sarcastically] Well, aren't you a peach?
Satan: I didn't think you would make the same mistake twice. And you didn't, did you?
John Constantine: So how's the family?
Satan: Family's doing just fine. Busy, busy, busy, busy! Need a vacation.
John Constantine: Word is that kid of yours is a chip off the old block.
Satan: Well, one does what one can.
John Constantine: He's in the other room...
Satan: [playfully] Boys will be boys.
John Constantine: ...with Gabriel.
Satan: [looking disgusted] No accounting for taste, really.
John Constantine: They have the Spear of Destiny.
Satan: [mocking Constantine] They have the Spear of Destiny! Or is it another one of your cons?

Movie: Constantine

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