Columbo Quotes
Bert Spindler: He was loved. Well, not by those mind readers and psychics; they weren't so crazy about him, once he got on their case. But magicians loved him. I loved him.
Lt. Columbo: I've never seen so many wonderful tricks. Those beautiful Chinese rings, and that terrific birdcage. Once, on a vacation with Mrs. Columbo, I saw a magician make a tiger disappear right out of the ring, but I've never seen a trick like that guillotine trick upstairs. That must be some dangerous trick.
Bert Spindler: Not if you're careful. Max built in some safeguards, made it all foolproof.
Lt. Columbo: What happened to Max, that you didn't look very foolproof. How do you explain that.
Bert Spindler: Are you sure you won't join me, Lieutenant.
Lt. Columbo: No, thank you very much, sir.
Bery Spindler: Max must have gotten careless. Forgot to lock in the safety bolt.
Lt. Columbo: I've never seen so many wonderful tricks. Those beautiful Chinese rings, and that terrific birdcage. Once, on a vacation with Mrs. Columbo, I saw a magician make a tiger disappear right out of the ring, but I've never seen a trick like that guillotine trick upstairs. That must be some dangerous trick.
Bert Spindler: Not if you're careful. Max built in some safeguards, made it all foolproof.
Lt. Columbo: What happened to Max, that you didn't look very foolproof. How do you explain that.
Bert Spindler: Are you sure you won't join me, Lieutenant.
Lt. Columbo: No, thank you very much, sir.
Bery Spindler: Max must have gotten careless. Forgot to lock in the safety bolt.
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Col. Braley: I'm curious, when did you first suspect me?
Lt. Columbo: Well, as long as you asked, sir. That first night. When I found you scrubbing my mud off the floor. I thought that was unusual, for someone as arrogant as you are.
Lt. Columbo: Well, as long as you asked, sir. That first night. When I found you scrubbing my mud off the floor. I thought that was unusual, for someone as arrogant as you are.
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Col. Braley: Unless you're implying that I was the target of that blackmail.
Lt. Columbo: Oh, I'm implying more than that sir. I'm implying that you murdered the man.
Lt. Columbo: Oh, I'm implying more than that sir. I'm implying that you murdered the man.
TV Show: Columbo